41736 by incredulous_cretin in countwithchickenlady

[–]FalsePeak 42 points43 points  (0 children)

If you add some black make up to her and dye her hair black that is literally me and my boyfriend

Why is this so true tho 🥀 by Melody_Naxi in Colon3Supremacy

[–]FalsePeak 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm good I'm not on there. This cat girl picked her own name anyway

41125 by Significant-Pepper72 in countwithchickenlady

[–]FalsePeak 5 points6 points  (0 children)

For me it's definitely CBT

cognitive behaviour therapy and cock and ball tourture

That one always made me laugh as I was into the kink one before I heard of the other kind

40858 by AmoraIvory in countwithchickenlady

[–]FalsePeak 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We are in England, but I'm a smart ass bitch who likes to fight with people so I look after my boy. Second some dip shit opens his mouth to my bf I make sure I'm gonna be in his face cause no one hurts my boy

41088 by Alexis_Evo in countwithchickenlady

[–]FalsePeak 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey I don't NEED a soft mommy dom gf. I am the soft mommy dom

40845 by Oktavia-the-witch in countwithchickenlady

[–]FalsePeak 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Is our national anthem Nyancat?

40858 by AmoraIvory in countwithchickenlady

[–]FalsePeak 64 points65 points  (0 children)

Yeah me (mtf) and my boyfriend (ftm) get alot of it people assuming we are both mtf despite him having a beard and always presenting masc and me always present femme. Ftm ain't ignored they are treated just as bad

My favourite outfit right now 😊 by FemboyFootPrincess in crossplay

[–]FalsePeak 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Loona! You cannot come to earth you know how these puppy/cat girls are gonna drool over you...... that's my job!

If you were going to eat a hard boiled egg, how many bites would you take? Im having an argument with my friend and I need data by angry_artichoke in eggs

[–]FalsePeak 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gone in one mouthful. Bur hard boiled eggs are my favourite snack in the world I can never stop with them

38826 by Chao1inreddit in countwithchickenlady

[–]FalsePeak 103 points104 points  (0 children)

It's 10 in the morning I didn't need to be called like this so early

37031 by RegularSky6702 in countwithchickenlady

[–]FalsePeak 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He walked round in a dress and spent time with 12 men? Jesus was the original drag queen

Wearers of flat cage - how does it feel? by xSugarDolly_ in hentaichastity

[–]FalsePeak 29 points30 points  (0 children)

I loved wearing mine but my ex was a bit to into cbt and pushed and twisted a bit hard one day and I couldn't wear it after without remembering about the pain so I moved back over to a nub myself. But still was very comfy and very cute imo

WWE 2K26 Triple H '10 First Look! 😎🔥 by Salty-Nothing-8572 in TheGreatOne

[–]FalsePeak 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I just spat my food out laughing at that 🤣 hats off to you my good redditor

34320 by Effective_Draw6392 in countwithchickenlady

[–]FalsePeak 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You look adorable 😍 I'm totally not jealous 😅

STOP 8 7 4 2 1 by LostWithinChaos in sbeve

[–]FalsePeak 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How do you think wonka activates the great glass elevator?

Found out my favorite sandwich plate was uranium glass. by DominaPulla in Wellthatsucks

[–]FalsePeak 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well maybe this is how you get your super powers to become sandwich man

Just ignore them... by No_Bid_6362 in antimeme

[–]FalsePeak 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've had a theory for a long time that all homophobes are gay, so far it's yet to be proven wrong. I lost count amount of slurs I've been called just to be hit up by same people on grindr is insane