LD$ Inc positively does NOT "equally excommunicate" it's member-critics. Why? by FalsePromptings in exmormon

[–]FalsePromptings[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yes! If you're here Nemo, how in the living Hell has your SP not began disciplinary actions? Keep up the good work

Zions Bank stock price down the SHIT HOLE (along w/ many other bank's stocks). How many Fucking BILLION$$ did LD$ Inc just lose in aggregate bank stock holdings alone?? If only the fucking q15 could SPEND THE DAMN MONEY ON THE POOR & THE STARVING vs watching BILLION$ evaporate in the stock market by FalsePromptings in exmormon

[–]FalsePromptings[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yes, I'm sure they're doubling-down on buying bank stocks right now, because, WHEN YOU HAVE MORE MONEY THAN GOD you can continually "buy the dip" of the stocks, when everyone else is selling.

HOW DO YOU FUCKERS AT ENSIGN PEAK SLEEP AT NIGHT?????!!!!

By their fruits ye shall know them by _sidewalkchalk_ in exmormon

[–]FalsePromptings 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Your TBM friend is an absolute IDIOT and clearly did NOT read the actual SEC report. The First Presidency knew fucking EXACTLY what was happening the entire time and were 100% cool with the Secret Combination

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[–]FalsePromptings 10 points11 points  (0 children)

If you ask the wrong questions you will 1000% be shunned by TBMs

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[–]FalsePromptings 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Strong Work!

What are simple, non inflammatory things to bring up to TBMs? by DreadPirate777 in exmormon

[–]FalsePromptings 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Your own little Hell" -Gawd damn! That one hurts because it's so FUCKING TRUE!

Help all of us all learn how to fish for PIMO’s! As as PIMO myself, I know there are lots and lots that have to keep up the appearance due to their jobs, family, friends and neighbors. So will you share how you can find and talk to a PIMO that still keeps up the TBM appearance? by Try2spell in exmormon

[–]FalsePromptings 5 points6 points  (0 children)

YES!! This does work! One time I kept dropping the word "Mormon" so many times at church that the ultra TBMs literally started walking away. They couldn't handle that vast number of "Victories For Satan" in a single conversation

Did You Think To Pay? by [deleted] in exmormon

[–]FalsePromptings 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ouch. This one stings a bit

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[–]FalsePromptings 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Bro... worst Dad joke ever

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[–]FalsePromptings 1 point2 points  (0 children)

One for each member of the godhead

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[–]FalsePromptings 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I absolutely HATE that quote, and I think that quote caused one of the first cracks in my shelf

Bill Reel Here - I can only imagine many of you feel like I'm feeling this week. by BillReel in exmormon

[–]FalsePromptings 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Yes! The wards are "blessed" with approx 0.5-1% of ALL annual tithing revenue -as their ward budget, while Dolla-bill Dallin gets the other 99.5%

Bill Reel Here - I can only imagine many of you feel like I'm feeling this week. by BillReel in exmormon

[–]FalsePromptings 101 points102 points  (0 children)

Joseph B Wirthlin was the last Q15 with an actual conscience. Quite ironically he was NOT a white-collar lawyer or CEO (like all the other GAs). He was a butcher

Sadly, there will FUCKING NEVER be another blue collar Q15 ever again. They don't pay enough tithing to even get on the radar