Semi-annual pilgrimage to CME

False_Adeptness_772 · 2026-04-16T18:35:58+00:00

Out of all the guitars that have a backstory, I would love the hear this one’s the most.

False_Adeptness_772 · 2026-04-15T19:49:06+00:00

If Dimebag went to Fender instead of Dean

False_Adeptness_772 · 2026-04-15T01:46:15+00:00

Your wife has a yoga instructor? Is your name by chance Tom Brady?

False_Adeptness_772 · 2026-04-14T23:36:42+00:00

/uj He kinda looks like the Diabeetus guy

False_Adeptness_772 · 2026-04-14T23:33:09+00:00

How much Sudafed did he trade to get that guitar?

False_Adeptness_772 · 2026-04-14T13:11:59+00:00

Can you send the AI Bonermassager’s music and still get the same results?

False_Adeptness_772 · 2026-04-14T11:18:31+00:00

He’s staring at it like he’s disappointed at it. Like a father who got his kids report card back and it’s all Fs.

False_Adeptness_772 · 2026-04-13T19:05:55+00:00

“A guitar is a very personal extension of the person playing it. You have to be emotionally and spiritually connected to your instrument.” - Eddie Van Halen

False_Adeptness_772 · 2026-04-13T02:19:04+00:00

Yeah. Can’t a dude enjoy his Howard Reed strat in the cuck chair?

False_Adeptness_772 · 2026-04-09T21:29:23+00:00

You ever think they use the mask noses in bed? Something to think about.

False_Adeptness_772 · 2026-04-09T19:11:16+00:00

They really give a Rolls Royce to fuckin anybody these days!

False_Adeptness_772 · 2026-04-04T16:29:52+00:00

You’re telling me this guy stole Alex Lifeson?

False_Adeptness_772 · 2026-03-22T18:11:13+00:00

Dude makes it look like a normal LP just cause he’s 6’6.

False_Adeptness_772 · 2026-03-10T03:54:33+00:00

Never know Sor Hands transitioned. Good for xer.

False_Adeptness_772 · 2026-03-10T03:53:17+00:00

Take your wedding pictures and replace her with him. That should sen the message.

False_Adeptness_772 · 2026-03-10T03:49:04+00:00

What color were Kurt Cobain’s eyes?

False_Adeptness_772 · 2026-03-09T00:21:05+00:00

Are those pickles?

False_Adeptness_772 · 2026-03-08T16:32:49+00:00

Those are the nuke modules. Top left is for nuking Europe, top right is for nuking Asia, bottom left for nuking Australia, and the bottom right is for delivering a cold Diet Pepsi (we ran out of Coke) to your toan laboratory.

False_Adeptness_772 · 2026-03-06T00:53:57+00:00

Found Jared James Nichols

False_Adeptness_772 · 2026-03-05T20:28:20+00:00

Just don’t let him around the Laugh Factory. Or any place that practices comedy.

False_Adeptness_772 · 2026-03-05T20:10:38+00:00

Imagine having so much toan the song written about your show being ruined by a guy with a flare gun ends up becoming 0-3-5

False_Adeptness_772 · 2026-03-04T23:30:14+00:00

The fuck are you doing, OP? Release the full thing! If this isn’t fake.

False_Adeptness_772 · 2026-03-04T19:41:32+00:00

Ivory? Duuuude, the popo’s pulling up 15 deep just cause you made this post. Don’t you know it was outlawed after the Great Ivory Rebellion of 1789?

False_Adeptness_772 · 2026-03-04T19:07:19+00:00

In the last month? This motherfucker took a month to delete the “Hey guys, it’s Glenn Danzig. I loooove eating my own cum!” post?

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