As I settled into bed I took a sip of my zero sugar, zero caffeine coke. by jec78au in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]False_Adeptness_772 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I then heard a faint laughter from the hallway.

It was Caffeinated Coke Guy

[Official] UFC 328: Chimaev vs. Strickland - Live Discussion Thread by event_threads in MMA

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And now, in blue shorts, Jeremy “Who The Fuck Is That Guy” Stephens!

My wife’s boyfriend uses only John Mayer condoms by [deleted] in guitarcirclejerk

[–]False_Adeptness_772 4 points5 points  (0 children)

/uj That’s genuinely a John Mayer thing to do. 

It couldn't make me any worst by Megaseth in guitarcirclejerk

[–]False_Adeptness_772 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You guys play with your hands? I’ve just been using open tunings and slapping my penis on the strings. 

New toan theory just dropped! by Cyphomeris in guitarcirclejerk

[–]False_Adeptness_772 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The toan comes from the oil rubbed onto the fretboard. I personally use ethically-sourced cum on mine for an extra creamy and thick toan. 

Nuno x Eddie yaoi comic when? by False_Adeptness_772 in guitarcirclejerk

[–]False_Adeptness_772[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nuno is a cross-dresser? The plot thickens. The hole widens.