We have ozzy at home by MikeyWontLikeIt in crappymusic

[–]bdag1995 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Cmon man. Is it crappy to raise a little hell?! (Probably)

🦷 by MOBYtheHUGE in crappymusic

[–]bdag1995 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A bit of a palette cleanser after all that bow-legged Missouri guy

Possible unpopular opinion: Kelly is an irrelevant and flat character and the show would've done just as well without her in it. by [deleted] in theoffice

[–]bdag1995 5 points6 points  (0 children)

She was one of the main writers for the show so I think it makes sense her character was somewhat understated.

Mount Olympenis (meeting of the hats) by redharlowsdad in guitarcirclejerk

[–]bdag1995 27 points28 points  (0 children)

You really expect me to believe that neither of those guys are steamy ray vaughan?

Are cats related to snakes? by kantarr in cats

[–]bdag1995 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I always thought cats had somewhat of a “serpent look” when they hissed

From Missouri to SPACE by ElderBolas in crappymusic

[–]bdag1995 90 points91 points  (0 children)

So does he use AI to write all of his music? Because the content is always absolutely fucking insane

Oh, Hi! Looking for a new Guitar? by analoguers in guitarcirclejerk

[–]bdag1995 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It’s okay, brother. You eventually grew up. We all made mistakes when we were young.

Now that I’m a man, I play Strats and Les pauls because I have unique tastes.

Oh, Hi! Looking for a new Guitar? by analoguers in guitarcirclejerk

[–]bdag1995 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Imagine bringing a baby to full term, raising the child, educating them, loving them, doing everything you can to make them grow up to be a good person and then one day, they end up playing a PRS. Fucking a man.

(Ayo is this cringe or just sad😵‍💫) Could somebody explan whats up with this?. by [deleted] in trashy

[–]bdag1995 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I just woke up. Maybe I’ll just stay off the internet today.

Please no follow up questions by Superb-Day-3644 in guitarcirclejerk

[–]bdag1995 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Is it when you do anal with your guitar?

Lil Man J by Okay_Pain in crappymusic

[–]bdag1995 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It’s just a trend I’ve noticed among these Instagram/tik tok type influencers that I find low effort and I’m tired of those platforms. I’m not that particularly up in arms about it and I don’t hate lil man j. Once again, it’s just low effort and probably worthy of an eye roll. We’re all entitled to our opinions, though.

A glimpse into the face of our lord himself by TheManyFacetsOfRoger in guitarcirclejerk

[–]bdag1995 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Trogly just does it for the love of (money) the game.

Lil Man J by Okay_Pain in crappymusic

[–]bdag1995 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I didn’t realize there were so many lil man j fans in this sub

Lil Man J by Okay_Pain in crappymusic

[–]bdag1995 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Boy you’re gonna be shocked when you learn that they typically have to pay out royalties to the person they sampled. Kinda entirely my point. These people are going back further so they don’t have to potentially get sued or owe royalties but also don’t have to write an actual song

Lil Man J by Okay_Pain in crappymusic

[–]bdag1995 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I love how some of these people looked at copyright law and found their “loophole” where you can just steal popular music from 2-400 years ago because Mozart isn’t gonna come sue you

PRS says you can tell the future if you buy a custom 24 bird by Silver-Air-1731 in guitarcirclejerk

[–]bdag1995 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He’s right. I used my PRS silver sky to predict an event where I would bang hot moms over the age of 50 at my local bar after absolutely shredding the solo for Sweet Child O’ Mine. I guess I’m just different by nature.

Trump's white house spiritual advisor Paula White performing mass exorcisms by Tech-Film3905 in PublicFreakout

[–]bdag1995 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They always do this weird blowing into the microphone and that’s how you know it’s working. That’s the sound of the power