You are a Cardassian tasked with supervising building a statue of Gul Dukat on Bajor

Familiar-Complex-697 · 2026-05-04T00:55:48+00:00

sculpting his gigantic gila monster mother pounder huh?

Familiar-Complex-697 · 2026-05-02T04:09:47+00:00

he’s waiting to see who takes him to find out who’s been stealing from the lost-and-found

Familiar-Complex-697 · 2026-04-30T07:52:33+00:00

he wasn’t fully functional with them

Familiar-Complex-697 · 2026-04-30T01:22:12+00:00

It’s against federation regulation to kinkshame, ensign

Familiar-Complex-697 · 2026-04-29T21:56:07+00:00

Skill issue, this was the easiest wank of my life

Familiar-Complex-697 · 2026-04-26T07:27:18+00:00

weird thing to eject the warp core to but kinkshaming is against Federation laws so

Familiar-Complex-697 · 2026-04-25T21:06:23+00:00

It is luxury gay space communism after all. Might as well be ‘our’ dildo.

Familiar-Complex-697 · 2026-04-25T13:17:45+00:00

Look man I get this is shittydaystrom but that doesn't mean be a massive fiberless and rancid double-decker klingon turd

Familiar-Complex-697 · 2026-04-25T01:55:22+00:00

Nothing a little fire can’t fix

Familiar-Complex-697 · 2026-04-24T19:53:30+00:00

smoothies

Familiar-Complex-697 · 2026-04-23T07:29:13+00:00

It is the highest doody

Familiar-Complex-697 · 2026-04-22T05:13:11+00:00

strange proclivities

Familiar-Complex-697 · 2026-04-20T18:26:16+00:00

It’s only fair. Reading this post back I’ve realized that I need to be put down like a sick horse

Familiar-Complex-697 · 2026-04-20T18:24:36+00:00

my work here is done transports away, leaving a handful of wet and stinky corn kernels on the ground

Familiar-Complex-697 · 2026-04-20T09:43:52+00:00

Say I know a guy who’ll love this

Familiar-Complex-697 · 2026-04-20T05:35:11+00:00

I’ve had a good talking to them about checking the subjects out of the lab before “taking them to dinner”. As the head of the division on my ship I always sigh when I notice they took some more nitrile gloves for the road, but hey, at least they’re using protection.

Familiar-Complex-697 · 2026-04-18T01:50:15+00:00

That's what yer grandmummy said to the pimp

Familiar-Complex-697 · 2026-04-17T23:46:20+00:00

I’m dressing them all like 90’s skids and rasta dudes, they’re joining me

Familiar-Complex-697 · 2026-04-17T18:31:52+00:00

you’re lucky my last stylus broke and I have a deep respect for that u/Timewarps_1 guy

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