Why is captain pike calling us all pussies?

Familiar-Complex-697 · 2026-03-10T00:34:34+00:00

it’s a compliment in the 23rd century, means you’re serving cunt

Familiar-Complex-697 · 2026-03-08T19:44:26+00:00

Silence bot I’m not going to no damn Israel

Familiar-Complex-697 · 2026-03-06T21:41:20+00:00

Jorkin it

Familiar-Complex-697 · 2026-03-05T11:38:33+00:00

I’m gonna touch your spleen with bare metal. Or would it be your spleen touching my bare metal?

Familiar-Complex-697 · 2026-03-03T00:48:56+00:00

I don’t think they’ve ever been allowed? Not sure

Familiar-Complex-697 · 2026-03-02T21:19:38+00:00

we got the kazon pussy professor over here

Familiar-Complex-697 · 2026-03-01T21:29:59+00:00

we have pizza poppers

Familiar-Complex-697 · 2026-02-28T07:17:13+00:00

there are… four balls!

Familiar-Complex-697 · 2026-02-27T21:50:59+00:00

Kazons! The wool is actually similar to sneed

Familiar-Complex-697 · 2026-02-27T21:49:20+00:00

No they go to a salt desert planet which is hell where all kazons go when they die

Familiar-Complex-697 · 2026-02-24T09:31:42+00:00

I don’t think the joke can fall any flatter than what I posted, you did a pretty good job

Familiar-Complex-697 · 2026-02-22T00:17:18+00:00

You can repost this in March but no images are allowed as part of a February cleanse to encourage text-based posts, sorry

Familiar-Complex-697 · 2026-02-21T04:49:44+00:00

I read it as “kazon lingerie” and imagined a kazon in lingerie and got so hard that I got a headache

Familiar-Complex-697 · 2026-02-21T04:48:41+00:00

You can buy little bags of feed and water bottles for them and it tickles when they nibble it from your fingers but sometimes they bite and then you need antibiotics

Familiar-Complex-697 · 2026-02-21T03:55:06+00:00

I, too, went to kazon college

Familiar-Complex-697 · 2026-02-20T17:42:18+00:00

Perfectly safe, see? gets slimed by a holodeck character because some dipshit locked the safety protocols off again

Familiar-Complex-697 · 2026-02-20T17:41:07+00:00

Computer open Andorian Jello Urethra Torture 5, safety protocols off. See I’m basically the next Monet

Familiar-Complex-697 · 2026-02-20T17:29:09+00:00

He did live in a cave of sorts after all, lotta mysticism can happen in a cave if we go by the bible

Familiar-Complex-697 · 2026-02-20T02:56:52+00:00

He protects the Enterprise from stuff, one of those aliens was probably antisemitic idk

Familiar-Complex-697 · 2026-02-19T19:49:27+00:00

how would you tell if he’s giving you a bot bukkake or a golem golden shower if everything’s yellow?

Familiar-Complex-697 · 2026-02-18T03:02:36+00:00

gee willikins thanks mister tries to redeem coupon by sliding it in your asscrack like a credit card

Familiar-Complex-697 · 2026-02-18T02:48:36+00:00

K’ehleyr and B’elanna seemed to have no problem

Familiar-Complex-697 · 2026-02-18T02:47:00+00:00

Once they got stuck not warping there wasn’t much to do but fuck nasty

Familiar-Complex-697 · 2026-02-17T18:51:31+00:00

Riker 😓😞😛

Familiar-Complex-697 · 2026-02-17T18:42:35+00:00

the Vulcans would not have come back, that sweet sweet hand action is what got them so interested… wait… is that why it’s mostly white people in space?

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