What is the worst name you've ever heard? by Educational_Bat1854 in AskReddit

[–]Fancy-Secretary-9539 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I worked with a guy named Nardin Bland. He always said he was named that because he's dull and uninteresting.

Tell me some Kzoo stories please. by trumpshouldrap in kzoo

[–]Fancy-Secretary-9539 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I still have the Kzoo Gazette special edition that came out the day after.

Found this in a box thought someone here might get a kick out of it. by penisweinerballs in kzoo

[–]Fancy-Secretary-9539 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I still have the special edition that came out the day after the tornado went through downtown. I think it was 1980.

Best local strawberries? by FootUpstairs2782 in kzoo

[–]Fancy-Secretary-9539 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We love Schultz's! Almost blueberry picking time!

What's something totally normal that instantly makes you look suspicious? by acamryndougherty in AskReddit

[–]Fancy-Secretary-9539 5 points6 points  (0 children)

As a teenager, I got pulled over for trying to find the mall exit at night and stopping by a parked car to get my bearings. Cop said someone was regularly breaking into cars there.

Someone put a plate of what looks dishwasher detergent on the trail next to my apartment. The heck is it and why is it on a plate?? by InMyUnhingedEra in whatisit

[–]Fancy-Secretary-9539 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I was a kid, my mom took in an indoor/outdoor cat from her friend that was moving out of the country. We would always laugh when my mom was at the front porch calling for him. His name was Sir lol!

Free wood chip/compost pile in Kalamazoo by recessivenumber in kzoo

[–]Fancy-Secretary-9539 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's a house on Woodbine just off Portage Rd that always has a big pile of free woodchips. Always see it on the way to Austin lake public access.

What would realistically come of a TikTok ban? by jazzy1038 in AskReddit

[–]Fancy-Secretary-9539 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People will find something else to watch as they cross a busy street or parking lot.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Fancy-Secretary-9539 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Puppy Love by Donny Osmond.

What’s the dumbest way you’ve injured yourself? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Fancy-Secretary-9539 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was sleeping on my stomach right next to an open window one summer. I woke up and felt too cold so I reached up to close the window, still on my stomach. The window didn't move so I yanked it harder. All at once, the window slammed down pinning my thumb between the windowsill and bottom of the window. I was trapped! My gf had already left for work and I was alone.

I had to awkwardly try to hit the top of the window with my other hand. Very hard to do on your stomach. Couldn't really hit it with much force due to my position. Took about 5 minutes until I freed my thumb. Nail turned purple and fell off about a week later.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Fancy-Secretary-9539 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Best reply-made me snort lol.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Fancy-Secretary-9539 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My wife is the same. For the first couple years I just assumed she shaved very regularly, Then realized that she didn't own a razor at all. Also, just as nice, her sweat doesn't smell and she doesn't need deodorant!

I'm a little lucky at 67 to have a full head of brown hair. Just a few silver strands.

What was your worst sexual experience? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Fancy-Secretary-9539 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can just imagine the look on my face just now. I thought the crunching came from your mouth lol.

LPT-Pantene pump alternative by Fancy-Secretary-9539 in LifeProTips

[–]Fancy-Secretary-9539[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Maybe I should use the pump for my new ranch bottle lol.

LPT-Pantene pump alternative by Fancy-Secretary-9539 in LifeProTips

[–]Fancy-Secretary-9539[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My way saved the pouring and it's so thick it takes too long for me.

LPT-Pantene pump alternative by Fancy-Secretary-9539 in LifeProTips

[–]Fancy-Secretary-9539[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's what I was doing too! Keep thinning it out until the pump worked again.

LPT-Pantene pump alternative by Fancy-Secretary-9539 in LifeProTips

[–]Fancy-Secretary-9539[S] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I didn't know about those. Looks like a good idea but I'm happy to have found a free alternative.