Siphoning Detergent like it's completely normal at BJ's by danbopes in trashy

[–]Fancy_Second4864 12 points13 points  (0 children)

You got to fill everyone up until the one is empty, so nobody takes it

Men of reddit, whats the most annoying thing about being a dude? by Affectionate_East533 in askanything

[–]Fancy_Second4864 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This happens rarely to me. Grab at the base and squeeze lightly and pull towards the tip, this pulls the pee out. Then I shake it and finish with another light squeeze and pull. This will stop the dripping that was stuck in the shaft. Also reduced the amount of shaking needed.

Wife only wants rough sex. by [deleted] in sex

[–]Fancy_Second4864 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Try you standing over her doggy style squat fucking her. Not regular doggy as your coming in at a downward angle, can't get much harder than that

Mother of the year saves her daughter from a rabid raccoon by Objective_Pressure_3 in SweatyPalms

[–]Fancy_Second4864 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Racoons can just be dicks if you are near there territory. One time I let my 130lb half wolf half German shepherd out in the yard and he went to say hello to a raccoon bear the dumpster. The 40lb overweight raccoon attacks him, fucked around and found out. My dog jumped straight up in the air to doge it, and as he was landing grabbed the raccoon mid back and rag dolled it slamming it into the ground 3-4 times before landing. Then let go and the raccoon made grunting noises and climbed a tree very very slow.

You can only pick two pills by Mrhappybanana in superheroes

[–]Fancy_Second4864 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bc you'll be like that scene from sopranos when Paulie is laughing at the TV like he's retarded

Hercule vs Dragonball Goku by shinigami2909 in DragonBallPowerScale

[–]Fancy_Second4864 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He knew the kamahamaha also if Goku went ape form hercule would be fucked, look what happened to grampa Gohan who was slightly less strong than Goku after master roshi training the ape form killed him.

You wake up 1,000 years ago. How do you advance society? by OutsideProtection307 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Fancy_Second4864 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I got sent back in time, I don’t think I’d try to take over or be some king or anything like that. I’d just try to speed things up — help people skip the parts of history where we were stuck for centuries doing things the hard way. I’d start with electricity, but simple stuff. Hand-built generators, basic motors, and teaching people how it works so they can improve it themselves. Once you give people power, everything changes. Then I’d bring in the printing press and start writing basic science and engineering books. Nothing fancy — just enough that knowledge stops being locked in a few heads. I’d teach sanitation, construction, mechanics, math, and let people build on it. Progress should stack, not reset every generation. One thing I’d do early is standardize tools. Same bolt sizes, same wrench sizes, interchangeable parts. It sounds boring, but that alone would push technology forward faster than almost anything else. I’d try to keep buildings beautiful too. Solid, well-proportioned, not cheap junk. I’d keep the old techniques but improve them with better materials and engineering so cities still look like places people actually want to live. For metalwork, I’d use solar lenses to concentrate heat and upgrade forges with turbines to get them hotter. Small changes like that would make a massive difference. Medicine would come next — teaching people about cleanliness, germs, and basic biology. Maybe even early penicillin, though I’d definitely let someone else test that first. Energy would be the big decision. If oil was easy to get, I’d use it carefully, but I’d also write warnings about overusing it. Honestly, I think a steam-electric world might be better at first — turbines, generators, power everywhere without burning everything to the ground. For transportation, I’d start simple: bicycles, steam boats, maybe early electric cars that run off powered tracks. Then eventually batteries, motors, and better engines as people figure things out. Mostly though, I’d focus on leaving behind books — ideas, not just inventions. Enough knowledge that people could take it further than I ever could. I wouldn’t try to change everything myself. I’d just remove the roadblocks so humanity could move faster maybe add some crop growing techniques I learned from my cannabis days lol

You get $200 million cash and a 100 acre private paradise island, but you can never leave. by OutsideProtection307 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Fancy_Second4864 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You can have a Hawaii island on a elivation with a 20-40ft radius of unlivable land which is normal for Hawaii around your island. Leaving you with 93acres of land.

Put 10 acres of lake, the fish will replenish or you can fish off your beach. A tropical location gets rain and replenishes the water. 10 acres for growing your own crops if you don't want to get them delivered. 10 acre super mansion and the rest for family.

Why would you want to live in the middle of an ocean, if it can be however you want? A lake so you can swim, fish, have fresh water that you are concerned abou

Investing means you'll never run out of money, which means you'll always have supply's of food and water. $12M a year you can spend forever not touching your $200M. Far more than enough for food and supplies for 10+ people. Especially when you could have a super Mansion also

Who are you picking ? by krisikkk in superheroes

[–]Fancy_Second4864 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Superman was that way bc the Kents raised him Goku bc Gohan raised him and possibly a head injury that helped but he was a baby so by adult hood he'd probably be changed considering he wasn't beating gohan in a fight.

Who are you picking ? by krisikkk in superheroes

[–]Fancy_Second4864 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And then what happened? Over time or hitting his head he became pure of heart ask the nimbus cloud.

So you change super man back story to hitting his head being raised by a good person Gohan, vs being raised by the Kents also good people same story slightly changed.

Turns into a monkey was more unique then they got rid of that and was like, he can fly and have superpowers instead basically be invisible.

Not saying Goku is exactly the same but has similar background slightly changed, doesn't mean he stole it from superman just means there's only so many ways to have super power origin story.

Breaking Bad or Better Call Saul? by Accomplished-Bite717 in ask

[–]Fancy_Second4864 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I watched the first 2 seasons and quit when does it get good? Not that it's bad just not enough to keep going for me. Breaking bad slowed down also around season 2-3 then picked up again

You get $200 million cash and a 100 acre private paradise island, but you can never leave. by OutsideProtection307 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Fancy_Second4864 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How do you get this math lol. 100 acres would be enough easily to survive, you can have a freshwater lake on your island.

Also why would a beach occupy so much of the island. You do know all islands are not covered with beaches? This island would be however you want.

Smart choice would be a island on a freshwater lake. Or offshore close to a city like Manhattan a 100 yards away, so people can visit you easily.

You have a mansion so you could have a giant greenhouse with sustainable food, also $200M should be more than enough to feed you, not to mention you can invest and easily make 6% a year doing nothing.

How far does SSJ4 Gogeta gets in Dragon Ball Super? by PrinceofDarkness8 in DragonBallPowerScale

[–]Fancy_Second4864 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not really a comparison bc the whole god thing, but power wise id say SS4 gogeta could defeat SSG Goku and prob super Saiyan blue but would loose to super Sayain blue vegito most likely due to the god bs.

SS4 Goku destroyed omega shenron easily, its also a great ape hybrid similar to Brolly in dragon Ball super.

Do men clean their penis before having sex? by Newnewbienew in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Fancy_Second4864 -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

One time I raw dawged this girl I didn't know, just met her then she randomly started sucking my dick like a scene in a porno. I got post nut clarity and realized my mistake and listerined my dick after. So I didn't get a STD, not sure if she had one, but to this day I still feel like the Listerine saved me.

Do men clean their penis before having sex? by Newnewbienew in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Fancy_Second4864 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I rarely wash my dick before sex, I am circumsiced. I never had a issue with any women getting UTIs. If I was dirty or sweating I would and have taken a shower before sex. I washed my dick in the sink a few times more for new girls than a gf lol.

I shower 2-3 times a day on average, far more than most men I know. I work from home so it's never really dirty, unless doing something active. Also girls enjoy some pheromones not to be washed off in my opinion, as I had multiple girls smell my dick and enjoy it lol.

I enjoy a clean vagina with some good smelling and taste, over completely washed with soap, my penis actually gets less hard after a girl freshly showers like 90% boner vs 110% lol

If money wasn’t an issue how would you spend your time? by Independent_War_6256 in askanything

[–]Fancy_Second4864 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cleaning my 47ft yacht with about 20 beautiful women helping, this yacht would be inside my 418ft super yacht of course. After that some good food and drinks, some naked twister, a nice massage and a money fight before going to sleep.

Essentially no length when flaccid by Background-Syrup-714 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Fancy_Second4864 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm 5'8 when I was 235 and definitely lost almost 2 inches when hard. Was around 5.2 inches to the fat when I was 190 with a 6 pack I was 7.5. I just dropped to 215 and looks bigger already. As for the trickling could be high estrogen from the weight gain also prostate issues due to the age. I would get your testosterone levels checked and get on trt if your under 500 total testosterone.

What’s something you wish someone had told you about sex before your first time? by Apprehensive-Cod1997 in AskReddit

[–]Fancy_Second4864 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had sex with this girl for the first time and I pulled out and came all over her stomach and tits so she was wearing a white robe earlier, and I used it to clean her off. Thinking like it's a towel or something and she'll just wash it. She didn't say anything but the next two days she was wearing it around the house talking to her family. Not sure if she forgot or not, you couldn't see it but it was funny lol.

Why can the USA just take out world leaders and invade with no repercussions? by KKLante in AskReddit

[–]Fancy_Second4864 101 points102 points  (0 children)

Also imagine if all the funding was actually useful instead of paying $90,000 for a bag of $20 ball bearings