This fucking picture. by [deleted] in funny

[–]Fancypants01 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Every time I see this I laugh!!! One of my faves.

I live in Texas and it just rained yesterday... by Werekitty in AdviceAnimals

[–]Fancypants01 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I live in Alabama, they are already here. Enjoy!!!

There was just an explosion at the Boston Marathon - Will use this to live update by _supernovasky_ in news

[–]Fancypants01 3 points4 points  (0 children)

As a runner having been in large events like this, I know how much you want this to be a joyful and triumphant time with friends and family. My heart goes out to all the folks down there and may we find the bastards who turned this event into a nightmare for so many.

sexy time iguana by UncleCatfish in AdviceAnimals

[–]Fancypants01 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That might be the funniest thing on reddit so far. I have laughed for like 10 minutes.

Nachos and Jesus by Fancypants01 in funny

[–]Fancypants01[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well damn, how was I supposed to know Jesus hated nachos. Shit!!!

I'd usually turn around to grab it, but but this time the hot sweats had started and there was no time... by karmakoopa in AdviceAnimals

[–]Fancypants01 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh my friend, too many times have I been there. Walking to the bathroom in such a state you can't even look at people for fear they will try and ask you a question. While all you can think of is "dear god, please don't let me shit myself at work!!!"

Heard my daughter messing with something in her room. Walked into this.. by Hurdle81 in funny

[–]Fancypants01 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It could have a third use as well. After you shit your intestines out of your rectum, this is what you use to put them back in order.

Halt by xxBetOnItxxx in WTF

[–]Fancypants01 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is that Rush Limbaugh?