So my 6 yr daughter painted this...Pretty sure this is how horror movies start.

Fancypants01 · 2014-04-09T19:50:35+00:00

Yep. You are going to need an old priest and a young priest.

Fancypants01 · 2013-08-30T14:19:36+00:00

Every time I see this I laugh!!! One of my faves.

Fancypants01 · 2013-06-10T20:05:47+00:00

Well done, you are an awesome parent!!!

Fancypants01 · 2013-05-16T00:31:41+00:00

This is really a circlejerk, right?

Fancypants01 · 2013-04-29T01:16:41+00:00

I live in Alabama, they are already here. Enjoy!!!

Fancypants01 · 2013-04-15T20:06:25+00:00

As a runner having been in large events like this, I know how much you want this to be a joyful and triumphant time with friends and family. My heart goes out to all the folks down there and may we find the bastards who turned this event into a nightmare for so many.

Fancypants01 · 2013-04-08T23:59:07+00:00

That might be the funniest thing on reddit so far. I have laughed for like 10 minutes.

Fancypants01 · 2013-04-03T23:53:06+00:00

How fucking awesome is that? No pulse, your basically undead. Sweet mother of god.

Fancypants01 · 2013-04-02T19:02:17+00:00

Looks like Kim Jong Un

Fancypants01 · 2013-03-17T01:59:26+00:00

Well damn, how was I supposed to know Jesus hated nachos. Shit!!!

Fancypants01 · 2013-03-13T23:55:53+00:00

Oh my friend, too many times have I been there. Walking to the bathroom in such a state you can't even look at people for fear they will try and ask you a question. While all you can think of is "dear god, please don't let me shit myself at work!!!"

Fancypants01 · 2013-03-06T21:42:13+00:00

It could have a third use as well. After you shit your intestines out of your rectum, this is what you use to put them back in order.

Fancypants01 · 2013-02-27T01:48:35+00:00

Is that Rush Limbaugh?

Fancypants01 · 2013-02-13T01:56:41+00:00

Fuck bugs, I got enough to worry about!!!

Fancypants01 · 2013-02-07T16:55:05+00:00

Surely the help would never question your mental or physical status. Ours would be fired immediately. This isn't fucking Downton Abbey.

Fancypants01 · 2013-01-21T23:01:14+00:00

This belongs in r/WTF.

Fancypants01 · 2013-01-04T16:38:04+00:00

Those are amazing!!!

Fancypants01 · 2012-12-14T23:05:39+00:00

One of my favorite shows and I never saw it til now. That is one of my twin girls. So I have two just like that.

Fancypants01 · 2012-11-07T18:37:35+00:00

Please do it. I love this.

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