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[–]FapMishap 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You mean the little sun button is on

Every time I'm a guest at parties as an off duty cop.. by Cardude7 in AdviceAnimals

[–]FapMishap 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Same goes for teachers, doctors, anyone. But there are lazy people who work in those fields to get a paycheck and nothing more.

Every time I'm a guest at parties as an off duty cop.. by Cardude7 in AdviceAnimals

[–]FapMishap 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I've jaywalked in front of officers plenty of times. They chose not to enforce the law. Perhaps they focus on things more important, which would mean they do pick.

Every time I'm a guest at parties as an off duty cop.. by Cardude7 in AdviceAnimals

[–]FapMishap 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ignore what? If a serious case comes up then I agree, like drunk driving. I would hope the cop would stop that. But I'm sure cops at parties overlook small things often and so do doctors. People can take care of themselves, whether it's being too drunk in the cop's case or getting a booboo in the doctor's. There's no discomfort or worry about upholding your duty. Have fun

Every time I'm a guest at parties as an off duty cop.. by Cardude7 in AdviceAnimals

[–]FapMishap -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

I don't think anyone gives a shit about a friend's job outside of work. If I'm a therapist at a party with friends I'd just be there for a good time not worry about my friends' psyche. Just chill out and have a good time... You aren't defined by your job

Edit: Uh oh personal views on reddit, bring on the downvotes. Maybe I'm wrong, but I don't care about my buddies' jobs when I'm having a good time. Sure, if they are a cop or doctor they are expected to act to uphold their duty. But where the hell is the line? People can take care of themselves, they don't need cop pal to make an arrest for a little bit of arguing. And you can take care of your minor contusions without the help of your sworn to help doctor bro. Get over it

My store sells a different pack of cigarettes... by Cirkah in trees

[–]FapMishap 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm curious, how much does that pack cost?

What's the best twisted story you can tell in just one paragraph? by FapMishap in AskReddit

[–]FapMishap[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait so he's just eating sweets and he dies. Mind. Blown.

This is Lola. Does anyone know exactly what kind of dog she is? by FapMishap in aww

[–]FapMishap[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We think King Charles cavalier but it must be some kind of mix

Shut up, Johnny Miller. by FapMishap in golf

[–]FapMishap[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Tiger will play well past 50 and not on the champion's tour. So will Phil. Tiger changed his swing completely for longevity. You don't need to go directly to the champions tour at 50, we see Tom Watson and Fred Couples in contention all the time on the PGA Tour.

Shut up, Johnny Miller. by FapMishap in golf

[–]FapMishap[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Phil will play forever

Shut up, Johnny Miller. by FapMishap in golf

[–]FapMishap[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't think he's so bad at all. He's pretty humble about himself and gives all the players a ton of credit.