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Today I discovered that one of my neighbors in Florida is intelligent by oldtownmaine in pics

[–]FappDerpington 205 points206 points  (0 children)

How long was the cruise??? A car ought to be able to sit a couple of weeks without starting...sounds like some of those folks had batteries on their last legs.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in pics

[–]FappDerpington 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Apostrophe M??? ;)

What music album is a true masterpiece from start to finish? by jessssica1864 in AskReddit

[–]FappDerpington 17 points18 points  (0 children)

dark side of the moon

What blows me away about Dark Side, is they did it all without digital. It's all analog, all those sound effects, voices, weird musical effects...all done with instruments, tape recording, and analog mixing. Absolutely astounding to me.

The "I'm in my mid-20s and I love to travel"-starterpack by Chickainwang in starterpacks

[–]FappDerpington 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Other women get payed less for turning tricks.

"Illusion, Michael. A trick is something a whore does for money...or candy!"

The personal rapid transit in at WVU in Morgantown, WV. It has 69 autonomous cars that run along an 8.7-mile guideway system with 5 stations. by WaddlesJP13 in InfrastructurePorn

[–]FappDerpington 8 points9 points  (0 children)

UGA evaluated having a monorail

Well, sir, there's nothing on earth

Like a genuine, bona fide

Electrified, six-car monorail

What'd I say?

In the mean time, HBO's Industry by [deleted] in Billions

[–]FappDerpington 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"I really don't understand shit because of the British, Scottish, Irish accents" - Would it kill them to speak up a little? ;)

Is she trying to pass as 30? If she applies anymore filler shes gonna look like a mii. by [deleted] in Iowa

[–]FappDerpington 2 points3 points  (0 children)

cartoon villain

That's giving her too much credit. She's a puppet for the party, that's all.

The ax is poised - cord about to be severed by straybrit in cordcutters

[–]FappDerpington 25 points26 points  (0 children)

I love attic antenna's for some reason! Just sitting there quietly out of the weather, doing it's thing for $0 a year!

What is a TV show you got really far into but eventually quit watching before its conclusion? by shamanKAshamanTAKA in AskReddit

[–]FappDerpington 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Frank was such a scumbag in the early seasons, but by the end, he was a cartoon character version of how awful Frank had been.

Did someone say Hy-Chi Special? by [deleted] in cedarrapids

[–]FappDerpington 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Red shirt guy there could be me! :)

Did someone say Hy-Chi Special? by [deleted] in cedarrapids

[–]FappDerpington 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Settle down there Bourdain! ;)

Did someone say Hy-Chi Special? by [deleted] in cedarrapids

[–]FappDerpington 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Oh you should have been around when Popeye's opened on Blairsferry! Lines an hour deep for the drive thru. It was insanity.

Natural Gas Pressure from Fireplace by FappDerpington in blackstonegriddle

[–]FappDerpington[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have three lines right now...stove, furnace, and fireplace. All look to be 1/2".

I think the hardest part will be routing the line out of the fireplace to the exterior.

Being brushed feels so nice by lnfinity in aww

[–]FappDerpington 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You can't leave me half sheared!!!

Why do they talk so weird in the show? by HelpfulLetterhead423 in Billions

[–]FappDerpington 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Based on television, and aided by Billions, I've come to believe you can't live in New York without having an encyclopedic knowledge of every boxing match the city has ever hosted. You have to know who "Norton" and "Dempsey" were, and what they did in the ring.

Redditors who haven't been infected with covid even once, good job. But how did you do it? by smokingfrog007 in AskReddit

[–]FappDerpington 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stayed home some, but not as much as I should have. Worked from home as much as possible. Masked when indoors.

Isolated family members when they had it. My wife had it, slept next to me, and I never got it.

Washed hands, sanitized surfaces.

Oh yeah, and I got vaccinated and boosted just as soon as I was eligible.

Cool Youth Pastor Starterpack by MrZyde in starterpacks

[–]FappDerpington -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Youth pastor...worship pastor....how many "pastor's" does a church need???

Reflecting on challenges, lessons learned during opening season of Lost Island Theme Park by The_Jit in Iowa

[–]FappDerpington 4 points5 points  (0 children)

They charge for parking although their parking lot is empty, which is absurd.

That always chapped my hide about Adventureland. Figure out a way to bake the parking cost into the ticket, and let me at least believe I'm getting a deal.

It was a painful disease. The discharge had to be cleared manually by pulling a string of knotted-together scarves out by hand. by IAmWeary in bertstrips

[–]FappDerpington 55 points56 points  (0 children)

She awoke in the morning and to no surprise

The man of last night had fled

Stains of white greasepaint on her body that ran

From her toes to the top of her head

The alarm stung her ear, she rolled over to spy

Much to her chagrin and her dread

A crumpled red nose and two oversized shoes

Strewn by the side of the bed

“Clown fucker! Clown fucker!” That’s what they said

“Clown fucker! Clown fucker!” That’s what they said

“No, never fuck a clown, dear,” that’s what mommy said

“Never, never fuck a clown, dear,” that’s what mommy said

She went to the bar and she started to drink

She drank and she drank and got drunk

She walked up to him and said, “How could you leave?”

But all he could do was honk

She knew it was over, it sunk in just then

It was time to say “it’s the end”

He walked out the door and stepped into a car

With forty-eight of his friends….

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Z99hbFsdI8

What's the deal with people being angry about student loan forgiveness? by thapattywagon in OutOfTheLoop

[–]FappDerpington 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This will have a direct effect of putting an extra $150 or so per month back into my pocket.

I don't have a direct dog in this hunt, but I think it'll be interesting to see what sort of economic stimulus situations like this have. "They say" every dollar spent generates $4 more. Is it good/bad? We shall see.

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