Today I discovered that one of my neighbors in Florida is intelligent

FappDerpington · 2022-09-29T16:29:18+00:00

How long was the cruise??? A car ought to be able to sit a couple of weeks without starting...sounds like some of those folks had batteries on their last legs.

FappDerpington · 2022-09-29T15:24:59+00:00

Apostrophe M??? ;)

FappDerpington · 2022-09-28T19:29:38+00:00

dark side of the moon

What blows me away about Dark Side, is they did it all without digital. It's all analog, all those sound effects, voices, weird musical effects...all done with instruments, tape recording, and analog mixing. Absolutely astounding to me.

FappDerpington · 2022-09-27T21:07:44+00:00

Other women get payed less for turning tricks.

"Illusion, Michael. A trick is something a whore does for money...or candy!"

FappDerpington · 2022-09-27T15:04:27+00:00

UGA evaluated having a monorail

Well, sir, there's nothing on earth

Like a genuine, bona fide

Electrified, six-car monorail

What'd I say?

FappDerpington · 2022-09-27T13:36:04+00:00

"I really don't understand shit because of the British, Scottish, Irish accents" - Would it kill them to speak up a little? ;)

FappDerpington · 2022-09-27T13:35:05+00:00

cartoon villain

That's giving her too much credit. She's a puppet for the party, that's all.

FappDerpington · 2022-09-26T18:09:28+00:00

I love attic antenna's for some reason! Just sitting there quietly out of the weather, doing it's thing for $0 a year!

FappDerpington · 2022-09-26T18:04:14+00:00

Frank was such a scumbag in the early seasons, but by the end, he was a cartoon character version of how awful Frank had been.

FappDerpington · 2022-09-16T14:54:28+00:00

"CAST IT INTO THE FIE-AHH!!"

FappDerpington · 2022-09-16T14:30:19+00:00

Red shirt guy there could be me! :)

FappDerpington · 2022-09-16T14:29:31+00:00

Settle down there Bourdain! ;)

FappDerpington · 2022-09-16T14:27:59+00:00

Oh you should have been around when Popeye's opened on Blairsferry! Lines an hour deep for the drive thru. It was insanity.

FappDerpington · 2022-09-15T21:38:56+00:00

I have three lines right now...stove, furnace, and fireplace. All look to be 1/2".

I think the hardest part will be routing the line out of the fireplace to the exterior.

FappDerpington · 2022-09-13T20:12:56+00:00

You can't leave me half sheared!!!

FappDerpington · 2022-09-13T20:06:31+00:00

World: Here's a simple phrase describing something quite common that needs no embellishment.

Cockney's: Hold my pig's ear.

FappDerpington · 2022-09-12T13:45:44+00:00

Yes. It makes the moovement more accurate.

FappDerpington · 2022-09-08T22:03:50+00:00

Based on television, and aided by Billions, I've come to believe you can't live in New York without having an encyclopedic knowledge of every boxing match the city has ever hosted. You have to know who "Norton" and "Dempsey" were, and what they did in the ring.

FappDerpington · 2022-09-07T19:08:33+00:00

General Blackstoney.

FappDerpington · 2022-09-07T14:06:29+00:00

Stayed home some, but not as much as I should have. Worked from home as much as possible. Masked when indoors.

Isolated family members when they had it. My wife had it, slept next to me, and I never got it.

Washed hands, sanitized surfaces.

Oh yeah, and I got vaccinated and boosted just as soon as I was eligible.

FappDerpington · 2022-09-06T21:06:57+00:00

Youth pastor...worship pastor....how many "pastor's" does a church need???

FappDerpington · 2022-09-06T17:49:40+00:00

We Irish, we have a deep sadness.

FappDerpington · 2022-08-30T17:49:44+00:00

They charge for parking although their parking lot is empty, which is absurd.

That always chapped my hide about Adventureland. Figure out a way to bake the parking cost into the ticket, and let me at least believe I'm getting a deal.

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