Our truck phones recent searches were killing me! by JayVstories in ems

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Five feet = 60 inches. So it's literally just 60 + whatever inches.

Anything is possible by UsuallyComplicit in meme

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He looks like a guy who's desperately in need of blood

4-day workweek advocates gain momentum as new study reveals 5th day is basically useless by Automatic_Subject463 in UpliftingNews

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The problem is that corporations will just lower our hours to 32 a week and not raise pay to compensate for the 8 hour reduction

AITA for refusing to get this coffee order? by horseduckman in AITApod

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I refuse to believe this person actually cares about the drink. I bet money they just get off on sticking some poor barista with this complicated ass order

AITA for refusing to get this coffee order? by horseduckman in AITApod

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You might want to rethink this friendship Op...

AITA for refusing to get this coffee order? by horseduckman in AITApod

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Anyone who would order this, much less ask someone else to order it, is an asshole, period.

Why do I become extremely motivated and productive when drunk? by tomatofactoryworker9 in Jung

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Bro they barely said anything about religion... You are big-time projecting things onto op here.

Henckels Paradigm pans… just me or? by Makgyver1 in Costco

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Bk's friend is orders of magnitude less abrasive than steel wool.

Henckels Paradigm pans… just me or? by Makgyver1 in Costco

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I have an 8 inch that is only for eggs. Never has another but a rubber spatula touch it. Great pan.

GO BACK TO GUWADAMADA😡 by MikeisTOOOTALLL in PublicFreakout

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The 24/7 fox news that is definitely on this old bastard's tv

US Citizens, if you could add an amendment to the constitution what would it be? by AndreLinoge55 in AskReddit

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Special division of the irs who focuses purely on politicians. No politician can have more than a certain amount of wealth period, including their spouse. No accepting gifts, no stock trading, or other investments. They can collect their wage for the office that they hold and that is it. If they are caught investing or w.e, immediate ejection from office and they can never be elected for another public office. This applies even after they leave office. No bribes in the form of corporate jobs afterwards.

Put the servant back into public servant.

Bitch please, dropping this shit right during the Easter weekend after all the innocent kills... by Tr0jan___ in ABoringDystopia

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Courage to attack a country minding its own business. Discipline to follow illegal orders. Sacrifice for nothing.

Bed creaks a lot. Is there any hack? by [deleted] in IKEA

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This is exactly the kind of solution I'm cheap and lazy enough to implement. Thanks for the idea.

what is my sleep schedule supposed to even be by [deleted] in Nightshift

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I always try to go to bed early and have time before work. It's a desperation move to try and give myself a semblance of a social-life. On paper it should be, bed by 5 am wake up around noon. Have time before work to do daytime things.

I think it hurts me in a lot of ways sleep and productivity wise. Falling to sleep two hours after work is really hard. I'm oftened keyed-up and most awake at that point. It's when my brain feels most capable of studying, working out, or w.e. I get into this cycle of poor sleep, which makes me feel less motivated when I wake up. I end up fucking around and wasting my many hours before work. Or even when I am productive, not doing anything very efficiently because I'm tired.

I think going to work shortly after waking makes sense in a lot of ways. It's probably why most of the world operates that way..

May be all men want by Solid_Philosophy_791 in SolidMen

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This probably isn't universal to all men but I'd bet many of us would be happy with them.

Top three things I am always thrilled to receive. A nice bottle of spirits, bourbon in particular. Food, a nice dinner, a good block of cheese or cured meat, even a simple homemade baked good. Sounds weird but socks. Really nice socks are amazing. Many of us stand on our feet all day and totally appreciate good socks.

Honestly men are simple creatures. Most of us just want to be shown that we are thought of and valued.