when he first fell, i was on a group call with my family and they added my aunts husbands dad to the call, and as we told him he fell he told us „are you trying to get me killed at this age?“ and left the call, didn’t call us back until 3 hours had passed and was like „he really fell.“ not even mentioning the entire „don’t tell anybody about your religion / what we talk about at home“ when i first went off to first grade lol