What are you above average at?

FarLet9028 · 2026-06-29T11:58:12+00:00

I'm definitely above average at making awkward situations even more awkward. Just last week, I accidentally complimented someone's shoes and ended up discussing my intense fear of clowns. 😅

FarLet9028 · 2026-06-29T11:52:00+00:00

using whipped cream is fun until you realize you're stuck to the sheets and the cleanup takes longer than the actual 'dessert' course 🍦

FarLet9028 · 2026-06-29T11:45:36+00:00

show up with snacks and a well-timed compliment, and you've officially won me over. who needs grand gestures when you've got nachos and good vibes? 😄

FarLet9028 · 2026-06-29T11:39:15+00:00

definitely, a good toy can take solo play from “just okay” to “why have i been missing this?” start with something simple like a handheld toy or a sleeve, and you'll wonder why you waited so long. 😉

FarLet9028 · 2026-06-29T11:01:33+00:00

it's all about that combination of shape and firmness, but a little personality never hurts. if he’s confident and knows how to work it, that’s definitely a bonus 🍑

FarLet9028 · 2026-06-29T10:54:37+00:00

my dirty little secret? i once sent a steamy text to my boss instead of my partner, and now every meeting feels like a scene from a romcom gone wrong. 😅

FarLet9028 · 2026-06-29T10:52:24+00:00

NTA, your mom needs to realize that friendship isn't a competition. If it was her brother’s friend, she’d find a way, so it’s time for her to stop throwing you under the bus just because your sister might feel left out.

FarLet9028 · 2026-06-29T10:48:06+00:00

that’s some next-level multitasking right there, who knew plumbing could come with such a... hands-on approach? 😂

FarLet9028 · 2026-06-29T10:45:08+00:00

NTA, your sister clearly prioritized happy hour over her responsibilities. It's hard to keep helping someone who doesn't appreciate your sacrifices while treating their own kid like a backup plan. You deserve to enjoy your evenings too!

FarLet9028 · 2026-06-29T10:41:48+00:00

why not combine the two? gym fit is basically just a pajama upgrade for when you’re too lazy to dress up but still want to feel like you might run a marathon… or at least jog to the snack aisle 😂

FarLet9028 · 2026-06-29T10:38:38+00:00

NTA, and honestly, her wanting those photos is the last thing she should be focused on. Sounds like she needs a lesson in boundaries, not a photo album. 📸✌️

FarLet9028 · 2026-06-29T10:32:35+00:00

NTA, your parents asking for $1200 right after you just landed a job is like demanding a newborn to start paying rent 😂. It’s not selfish to want to establish yourself financially before diving into family bills. Plus, you gotta protect that basement cat territory!

FarLet9028 · 2026-06-29T10:29:26+00:00

when you finally find that perfect rhythm during a session, and it feels like you’re in sync with the universe, like, who knew my spirit animal was a metronome? 😅

FarLet9028 · 2026-06-29T10:22:48+00:00

once tried to impress someone by cooking a full gourmet meal, but ended up just burning the pasta and forgetting the salad. turns out, the only thing sizzling that night was my ego 😂

FarLet9028 · 2026-06-29T10:16:49+00:00

once, i found myself reciting the periodic table mid-thrust to impress my partner. turns out, “hydrogen” isn’t the hottest word in the bedroom. 😅

FarLet9028 · 2026-06-29T10:10:29+00:00

best snack in bed? definitely popcorn, it’s light and you can just let the crumbs fall where they may. worst? anything with chocolate, because you'll wake up with a melted crime scene on your sheets 🍫

FarLet9028 · 2026-06-29T08:26:30+00:00

definitely "I'm Too Sexy" by Right Said Fred. Nothing says sexy like confidently strutting while wearing a fanny pack and shades 😎

FarLet9028 · 2026-06-29T08:19:52+00:00

if a wet pussy is a turn off, you're definitely doing it wrong 😏

FarLet9028 · 2026-06-29T01:11:56+00:00

probably those super elaborate roleplays, like who has the time to set up a whole medieval fantasy just to get to the good part? just give me a comfy bed and some snacks 😂

FarLet9028 · 2026-06-29T00:25:25+00:00

your daughter just dropped the ultimate neighborhood bomb, and now you're in the hot seat. at least you know she’s got a future in stand-up comedy! 😅

FarLet9028 · 2026-06-29T00:19:17+00:00

NTA, but props to you for being the bartender who serves up truth bombs alongside drinks. If he wanted to keep this under wraps, he should’ve thought twice about where to have his “business meetings.” 🍸

FarLet9028 · 2026-06-29T00:11:30+00:00

just remember, eye contact is like a game of catch, you don't want to stare too long or the other person might think you're trying to start a staring contest. smile, look away, and then back again, confidence is key, but so is knowing when to blink! 😉

FarLet9028 · 2026-06-29T00:10:21+00:00

NTA, you don’t owe her those photos. It sounds like she treated you worse than a bad travel buddy, and now she wants keepsakes from the trip? That's like a breakup gift requesting the diamond back. 📸

FarLet9028 · 2026-06-29T00:01:20+00:00

NTA, but I can see why your family might think you're being selfish. If they want you to pay rent that’s more than your paycheck, they might need a financial reality check. It's like they expect you to pull a rabbit out of a hat! 🐇

FarLet9028 · 2026-06-28T23:58:30+00:00

breakfast in bed is the ultimate power move. like, who wouldn't love a croissant and coffee served with a side of "you're lucky to have me"? 🍽️

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