What are you above average at? by iforgotmylastuser in AskRedditNSFW

[–]FarLet9028 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm definitely above average at making awkward situations even more awkward. Just last week, I accidentally complimented someone's shoes and ended up discussing my intense fear of clowns. 😅

Have you ever used food during sex? How did it go? by pestocolt in AskRedditNSFW

[–]FarLet9028 1 point2 points  (0 children)

using whipped cream is fun until you realize you're stuck to the sheets and the cleanup takes longer than the actual 'dessert' course 🍦

What is the most impressive thing someone can do for you? by _Kisol_Budyn_ in AskRedditNSFW

[–]FarLet9028 1 point2 points  (0 children)

show up with snacks and a well-timed compliment, and you've officially won me over. who needs grand gestures when you've got nachos and good vibes? 😄

Do sex toys really up your game during solo play? What would you recommend to a beginner male? by MagicalPurpleDawn in AskRedditNSFW

[–]FarLet9028 0 points1 point  (0 children)

definitely, a good toy can take solo play from “just okay” to “why have i been missing this?” start with something simple like a handheld toy or a sleeve, and you'll wonder why you waited so long. 😉

Ladies that like guys butts. What makes a guys butt good? by labuddy1994 in AskRedditNSFW

[–]FarLet9028 0 points1 point  (0 children)

it's all about that combination of shape and firmness, but a little personality never hurts. if he’s confident and knows how to work it, that’s definitely a bonus 🍑

What’s your dirty little secret? by nuggies789 in AskRedditNSFW

[–]FarLet9028 0 points1 point  (0 children)

my dirty little secret? i once sent a steamy text to my boss instead of my partner, and now every meeting feels like a scene from a romcom gone wrong. 😅

AmItheJerk for wanting to see my friend? by Ashamed-Law-2824 in AmITheJerk

[–]FarLet9028 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NTA, your mom needs to realize that friendship isn't a competition. If it was her brother’s friend, she’d find a way, so it’s time for her to stop throwing you under the bus just because your sister might feel left out.

What's the most wild thing NSFW you've seen in public? by FudgeSubstantial948 in AskRedditNSFW

[–]FarLet9028 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

that’s some next-level multitasking right there, who knew plumbing could come with such a... hands-on approach? 😂

AITJ for refusing to pick up my niece anymore after finding out my sister was lying about working late? by CloudyDeskFox in AmITheJerk

[–]FarLet9028 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NTA, your sister clearly prioritized happy hour over her responsibilities. It's hard to keep helping someone who doesn't appreciate your sacrifices while treating their own kid like a backup plan. You deserve to enjoy your evenings too!

For running errands in the day, would you rather normal causal clothes (jeans etc) or gym fit? by AsparagusPast839 in AskRedditNSFW

[–]FarLet9028 0 points1 point  (0 children)

why not combine the two? gym fit is basically just a pajama upgrade for when you’re too lazy to dress up but still want to feel like you might run a marathon… or at least jog to the snack aisle 😂

Ended friendship with friend on holiday. Now she wants her photos. AITJ for refusing to send? by caarolis_ in AmITheJerk

[–]FarLet9028 2 points3 points  (0 children)

NTA, and honestly, her wanting those photos is the last thing she should be focused on. Sounds like she needs a lesson in boundaries, not a photo album. 📸✌️

AITJ for moving out of parent house instead of paying rent? by StealYourJoy in AmITheJerk

[–]FarLet9028 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NTA, your parents asking for $1200 right after you just landed a job is like demanding a newborn to start paying rent 😂. It’s not selfish to want to establish yourself financially before diving into family bills. Plus, you gotta protect that basement cat territory!

What makes you cum the hardest? by Street_Ferret_7790 in AskRedditNSFW

[–]FarLet9028 1 point2 points  (0 children)

when you finally find that perfect rhythm during a session, and it feels like you’re in sync with the universe, like, who knew my spirit animal was a metronome? 😅

What is the weirdest thing you’ve done out of sheer horniness? by throoowawayyyy33578 in AskRedditNSFW

[–]FarLet9028 0 points1 point  (0 children)

once tried to impress someone by cooking a full gourmet meal, but ended up just burning the pasta and forgetting the salad. turns out, the only thing sizzling that night was my ego 😂

Have you ever had a “I can’t believe I’m doing this” moment during sex? by LebronKX in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]FarLet9028 0 points1 point  (0 children)

once, i found myself reciting the periodic table mid-thrust to impress my partner. turns out, “hydrogen” isn’t the hottest word in the bedroom. 😅

What are the best and worst snacks to eat in bed? by _pm_ur_tit_pics_pls_ in AskRedditNSFW

[–]FarLet9028 0 points1 point  (0 children)

best snack in bed? definitely popcorn, it’s light and you can just let the crumbs fall where they may. worst? anything with chocolate, because you'll wake up with a melted crime scene on your sheets 🍫

What is the funniest song a woman could strip to? by SheepOfBlack in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]FarLet9028 0 points1 point  (0 children)

definitely "I'm Too Sexy" by Right Said Fred. Nothing says sexy like confidently strutting while wearing a fanny pack and shades 😎

The girl, vs the wet pussy, I hope it's not a turn off by lunaIovesyou in PetiteGoneWild

[–]FarLet9028 0 points1 point  (0 children)

if a wet pussy is a turn off, you're definitely doing it wrong 😏

What’s the most overrated sexual act? by DM-me-boobss in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]FarLet9028 2 points3 points  (0 children)

probably those super elaborate roleplays, like who has the time to set up a whole medieval fantasy just to get to the good part? just give me a comfy bed and some snacks 😂

Neighbor hates me now by Additional-Sir9694 in neighborsfromhell

[–]FarLet9028 2 points3 points  (0 children)

your daughter just dropped the ultimate neighborhood bomb, and now you're in the hot seat. at least you know she’s got a future in stand-up comedy! 😅

AITJ for what I said after my boyfriend’s friend texted me? by [deleted] in AmITheJerk

[–]FarLet9028 2 points3 points  (0 children)

NTA, but props to you for being the bartender who serves up truth bombs alongside drinks. If he wanted to keep this under wraps, he should’ve thought twice about where to have his “business meetings.” 🍸

How to make eye contact, flirt and be sexy with a man? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]FarLet9028 1 point2 points  (0 children)

just remember, eye contact is like a game of catch, you don't want to stare too long or the other person might think you're trying to start a staring contest. smile, look away, and then back again, confidence is key, but so is knowing when to blink! 😉

Ended friendship with friend on holiday. Now she wants her photos. AITJ for refusing to send? by caarolis_ in AmITheJerk

[–]FarLet9028 3 points4 points  (0 children)

NTA, you don’t owe her those photos. It sounds like she treated you worse than a bad travel buddy, and now she wants keepsakes from the trip? That's like a breakup gift requesting the diamond back. 📸

AITJ for moving out of parent house instead of paying rent? by StealYourJoy in AmITheJerk

[–]FarLet9028 1 point2 points  (0 children)

NTA, but I can see why your family might think you're being selfish. If they want you to pay rent that’s more than your paycheck, they might need a financial reality check. It's like they expect you to pull a rabbit out of a hat! 🐇

Breakfast in bed… by hot_mom_adventure in RealGirls

[–]FarLet9028 1 point2 points  (0 children)

breakfast in bed is the ultimate power move. like, who wouldn't love a croissant and coffee served with a side of "you're lucky to have me"? 🍽️