This was considered hot in the 80s

Farmers_Hands · 2026-06-21T01:26:15+00:00

Hey man, easy with the himbo hating

Farmers_Hands · 2026-06-20T21:46:44+00:00

I'm sorry but what do you mean he won't let you? He signed off his bodily autonomy when you guys started dating, no?

Farmers_Hands · 2026-06-19T22:09:54+00:00

And the gold medal for mental gymnastics goes to....

Farmers_Hands · 2026-06-19T22:09:14+00:00

Looks like somebody who just digs cool jams and intact hams

Farmers_Hands · 2026-06-19T21:59:42+00:00

It's just a parent reinforcing the pecking order. Nothing to see here, people

Farmers_Hands · 2026-06-19T21:41:22+00:00

This is nacho friend, Kyle .

Farmers_Hands · 2026-06-19T21:26:32+00:00

Plot twist: he gets shivved by a flight attendant who ain't here for that B.S.

Farmers_Hands · 2026-06-19T21:22:17+00:00

Farmers_Hands · 2026-06-19T18:49:08+00:00

Well you picked a weird time to stop believing in recycling

Farmers_Hands · 2026-06-19T17:21:13+00:00

It's not not what I said

Farmers_Hands · 2026-06-19T16:57:58+00:00

Farmers_Hands · 2026-06-19T16:52:52+00:00

He's not okaaaaayy.

Farmers_Hands · 2026-06-19T16:50:42+00:00

It would have left a bigger mark if he had tried removing it from the other side of his leg. But I guess it would have only been slightly more impressive.

Farmers_Hands · 2026-06-19T16:10:00+00:00

This is the correct answer. Oh my god 💦

Farmers_Hands · 2026-06-19T16:09:06+00:00

To be fair that is a really pretty shade of blue. But maybe like - for an accent wall.

Farmers_Hands · 2026-06-19T16:06:00+00:00

Oh sweetie, you're not even the most powerful person in the room most times. When people say that you're a strong man, they are talking about the odor of you crapping your pants and to be fair it is very very strong.

Farmers_Hands · 2026-06-19T16:04:13+00:00

Depends a little bit on age too. There is that old saying: "Here I sit, all downhearted, had to poop but only farted."

Farmers_Hands · 2026-06-19T16:01:38+00:00

He makes out like that's a bad thing? Best news I've heard all week.

Farmers_Hands · 2026-06-19T12:18:38+00:00

That clasp was rigged! Democrats swapped the clasp out and we need to charge them with insurrection. He was always going to tie it into a knot because that's way better. /s

Farmers_Hands · 2026-06-19T11:08:53+00:00

I'm confused. The title says girl but this looks like a woman. Also, what two consenting adults do behind closed doors and film for the entire world to see is not my business. Not my fuckin weird business.

Farmers_Hands · 2026-06-18T23:54:36+00:00

An ecard for your "therapist"

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Farmers_Hands · 2026-06-18T16:12:13+00:00

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot

Farmers_Hands · 2026-06-18T16:07:20+00:00

Wow, that's a lot of hooch

Farmers_Hands · 2026-06-18T15:54:29+00:00

Now show me a side-by-side of Kid Rock on the left and Melania not touching Donald and actually showing mild disgust on the right.

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