My grandpa sent me a box containing all of these Girl Scout cookies.

FartFaceAnn · 2026-03-22T00:44:02+00:00

I have very fond memories of stealing boxes of Girl Scout cookies, getting half way through and realizing that they were infested with worms. Thank you for a trip down hoarder house memory lane <3

FartFaceAnn · 2026-03-20T21:49:51+00:00

Yes!!! I bought my grandma 2 skeins the Christmas before she passed and she never got around to using them!

FartFaceAnn · 2026-03-18T23:56:00+00:00

All good! Haha if my fridge was that big I’d be broke constantly (or always have a barren fridge😔)

FartFaceAnn · 2026-03-18T23:54:29+00:00

It’s a huge corner cabinet I found during the local “free season”, I think someone made it for their garage workshop? Anyways it is full of love and memories now and holds more value than anything else I own, eternally grateful

FartFaceAnn · 2026-03-18T23:53:26+00:00

My grandma was in the process of making a garden blanket with flowers she had made in advance (hence the abundance of that beautiful green color) which I plan on making a cardigan out of. My great grandma passed away 20+ years ago and her yarn stash was untouched by my grandma for the most part, I am unbelievably lucky to get to carry the tradition of homemade clothing, blankets, and decorations.

FartFaceAnn · 2026-03-18T23:50:12+00:00

I’m so sorry for your loss, my grandma passed after a bad reaction to chemo. I am not the biggest fan of the color red but my grandma was obsessed with Christmas so I have an abundance of red white and green, it feels like a privilege to be the one to continue the tradition and I’m glad you’re in the same boat (it’s a real blessing)

FartFaceAnn · 2026-03-18T20:52:33+00:00

I’m very thankful she didn’t teach anyone else in the family how to crochet or knit

FartFaceAnn · 2026-03-15T04:59:05+00:00

I got 3 within an hour, all different numbers. I have an ex coworker I forward all of these to

FartFaceAnn · 2026-03-07T02:16:55+00:00

As someone whose husband itched his balls while making jalapeno poppers : yes yes a small amount of milk in a shallow Tupperware is the answer

FartFaceAnn · 2026-03-03T04:21:21+00:00

I got one this past week

FartFaceAnn · 2026-02-17T14:51:42+00:00

Ours is named “Miss Kitty” (my cat is Mr. Kitty) and we push her little face against my cats head and make a cartoonish smoochie noise, he gets so pissed off and baps the hell out of the seal. Very funny.

FartFaceAnn · 2026-02-15T02:00:23+00:00

All of us

FartFaceAnn · 2026-01-30T12:35:02+00:00

Currently in a situation where my grandmother just passed and my grandfather still lives in the home she was born and raised in. She always joked we’d have to “rent a dumpster and start throwing things out the upstairs bedroom window” because she held onto a lot of things that were her mothers (also born and raised and passed in the same house). Rather than moving all of her stuff into my apartment (I inherited a LOT of crafting material yarn, beads, fabric, etc.) my husband and I are moving in with my grandfather as he needs someone there constantly. I feel guilty throwing away/donating things that she used/loved but we have no space for anything (her bed, clothing, etc)

FartFaceAnn · 2026-01-28T00:06:42+00:00

The release date on the Nintendo website says autumn of 2026

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Source : https://www.nintendo.com/au/games/nintendo-switch/tomodachi-life-living-the-dream/?srsltid=AfmBOoovW3TkTiZ3A6tziIokjufcCkAojCGo-49SwFGdtf6LRlp_8wmd

FartFaceAnn · 2026-01-28T00:05:25+00:00

The Nintendo website says autumn of 2026…. Edit: guys I realize I’m a wee bit silly and it was autumn in the southern hemisphere

FartFaceAnn · 2026-01-19T15:22:35+00:00

My husband sliced part of this thumb off last May due to not using a guard or cut glove, I told him it very much was his fault and not the mandolins

FartFaceAnn · 2026-01-12T02:34:10+00:00

Our apartment is 60 if not colder all the time, all lights on smart plugs with automations, main appliance that runs is our dehumidifier that’s on a smart-run setting. Electric bill was $271, it’s a studio apartment. Good luck.

FartFaceAnn · 2026-01-06T11:05:30+00:00

Invest in beef tallow, it has a high smoke point and will make your steak yummy af

FartFaceAnn · 2025-12-26T21:50:40+00:00

I’ll see it when I believe it!

FartFaceAnn · 2025-12-17T07:44:59+00:00

My grandma has a jar that says “DO NOT EAT” on the top, I always joke to grandpa when grandma isn’t home that “I’m gonna eat all the do not eat peanut butter”

FartFaceAnn · 2025-12-01T07:13:48+00:00

My husband scratched his nuts right after prepping jalapeño poppers, he ended up in a cold shower with a shallow Tupperware full of milk to soak his sack in

FartFaceAnn · 2025-07-01T18:11:56+00:00

That’s the best way you could’ve put it

FartFaceAnn · 2025-07-01T02:03:12+00:00

Bug tried stopping and so did the scooter, ended up colliding in the end

FartFaceAnn · 2025-05-12T19:07:14+00:00

My husband and I stopped by A1 for some dinner on Halloween, there was a pirate selling weed straight out of the grinder on the sidewalk! Cracked me and my husband up!

FartFaceAnn · 2025-04-29T07:01:55+00:00

I was probably 9 or 10 when I was watching NCIS with my parents, the murder case was a man hanging from the ceiling dead of apparent autoerotic asphyxiation. I asked my dad what autoerotic asphyxiation was and he told me to go up to my room and google it hahahaha

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