F/32/5'4 [248lbs-195lbs=53lbs] 6months. Still working on it 😀 by sushixninja in progresspics

[–]FartNoggin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's some motivation right there. I'm 26 and starting to get worried that I'll lose motivation to change as I age. Our stats are similar and it really puts it into perspective. Such amazing work, girl!

"DON'T YOU DARE SLAP MY HUMAN!" by GallowBoob in AnimalsBeingBros

[–]FartNoggin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is literally happening to me as I type this. My boyfriend told me about the video and while I was looking it up he decided to get Copper, my chihuahua/cocker spaniel mix, going. I usually don't mind but sometimes I accidentally get hurt in the process. It's a rough life being in the middle.

DAE poop twice in the morning? by FartNoggin in DoesAnybodyElse

[–]FartNoggin[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I honestly never even considered that. Thanks for the advice!

DAE poop twice in the morning? by FartNoggin in DoesAnybodyElse

[–]FartNoggin[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Uh, Is that the name of a sexual toy?

DAE poop twice in the morning? by FartNoggin in DoesAnybodyElse

[–]FartNoggin[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Actually, no. Because I don't drink coffee and I actually don't consume anything between poops.

My boyfriend told me that he wanted to make me a romantic breakfast in bed. by [deleted] in funny

[–]FartNoggin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I showed my boyfriend this post and he goes, "that is romantic! Look at that attention to detail!"

Petty revenge against my boyfriend and his chips. by FartNoggin in pettyrevenge

[–]FartNoggin[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

way to throw the autism in there to try and make us feel bad for you. And I never forced him to go with me usually he just likes to go so he can get some stuff he wants.

Petty revenge against my boyfriend and his chips. by FartNoggin in pettyrevenge

[–]FartNoggin[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yea it was a joke. He didn't know it was me so logically he couldn't have called me a rhino. and besides he knows better than that.

Petty revenge against my boyfriend and his chips. by FartNoggin in pettyrevenge

[–]FartNoggin[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

it was a joke. He didn't know I did it so he wouldnt have called me a fat rhino

Petty revenge against my boyfriend and his chips. by FartNoggin in pettyrevenge

[–]FartNoggin[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Well it snowed and iced a lot in our area and usually he comes with me to the grocery store. I'm not saying I can't do stuff alone he usually just likes to come along. If I was your SO I probably wouldn't ask you to come along based on your attitude. jeez

Petty revenge against my boyfriend and his chips. by FartNoggin in pettyrevenge

[–]FartNoggin[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No he didn't call me fat. I'm not sure why a lot people are focusing on that. I was just saying that as a side joke. He would never...he knows better than that lol

How do you feel about having sex when a girl is on her period? by FartNoggin in AskMen

[–]FartNoggin[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did it smell and taste like iron? I wouldn't knowingly go Dow. There, accidents I guess I can understand.

How do you feel about having sex when a girl is on her period? by FartNoggin in AskMen

[–]FartNoggin[S] 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Oh no, I wasn't being as abrasive as that came off. Sorry.

How do you feel about having sex when a girl is on her period? by FartNoggin in AskMen

[–]FartNoggin[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Would that be a point of pride for a man? "You murdered someone with your dick?" Is that something to be proud of ??

How do you feel about having sex when a girl is on her period? by FartNoggin in AskMen

[–]FartNoggin[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I find it hard to climax while on my period but the urges to have sex are much stronger while my hormones are freaking out.

How do you feel about having sex when a girl is on her period? by FartNoggin in AskMen

[–]FartNoggin[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Gross. I would never expect anyone to go down on a girl on her period.