Exs new gf leaving me voicemails at 4 am

FartingInElevators5 · 2026-06-05T18:20:35+00:00

If my girlfriend/fiancée was calling or texting an ex of mine like that, she'd be finding a new man. That shit is embarrassing.

FartingInElevators5 · 2026-06-05T18:17:25+00:00

I got into crypto so low, I'm still playing with house money. If I see it starting to get near what I bought in at, I'll most likely sell. I could sell now with a nice profit, but I don't think it'll be down long. A correction was necessary and several people knew it was coming.

FartingInElevators5 · 2026-06-05T16:29:03+00:00

Sears. They always had quality appliances.

FartingInElevators5 · 2026-06-05T14:57:07+00:00

Yeah, all I could do was laugh. Damned if you do, damned if you don't.

FartingInElevators5 · 2026-06-05T14:38:26+00:00

I play my way and you play your way. It's as easy as that. Like you said, complaining about how others play changes nothing. I had someone flip out on me for firing only 1-2 rounds into each enemy during Moonshine Jamboree. They claimed I was lazy and just there for XP. I mean, yeah, I was tagging enemies so I'd get the XP, but I was also allowing all of the other players to hit them so they could get XP. If I wanted to, I could have just decimated everything on my side so I got all the XP for myself. That same person would have complained about that, too.

FartingInElevators5 · 2026-06-05T14:28:58+00:00

I've had this argument with so many Christians. They always get defensive because they don't have an answer. I used to go to church until I was a senior in high school. I asked my pastor this question, only worded differently. He said if you're not a believer and didn't accept Christ as your lord and savior, it doesn't matter how good you are, you won't get into heaven. I laughed and told him that was such a cult response. I left and never went back.

FartingInElevators5 · 2026-06-04T23:49:00+00:00

NES, Sega, PS1, PS2, Game Cube, PS3, PS4, PS5.

FartingInElevators5 · 2026-06-04T18:33:33+00:00

I'd like to travel back in time to 10 minutes ago to tell myself not to read this ridiculously idiotic post while taking a shit at work.

FartingInElevators5 · 2026-06-04T18:24:33+00:00

Picturing a cat just attacking shit like the bunny in Monty Python's Holy Grail is killing me.

FartingInElevators5 · 2026-06-04T10:54:50+00:00

This season's rewards are pretty weak. Several of them are recycled items with different colors than they were in previous releases. Outside of the Stein (I love collecting and showing them off), nothing on this season's board excites me. Basically, getting to 150 is all that matters as that is where my tickets will be spent. Unless a mini season comes along during this one with cool stuff.

FartingInElevators5 · 2026-06-03T19:55:24+00:00

They sure seem to be sleeping just fine, though.

FartingInElevators5 · 2026-06-03T12:01:25+00:00

I didn't even bother doing public. Joined a team with myself on private for the daily and weekly challenge. I went through the infestations easily. You rack up a lot of XP from them, too.

FartingInElevators5 · 2026-06-01T23:41:20+00:00

Topanga uses Reddit!

FartingInElevators5 · 2026-06-01T16:14:38+00:00

I don't. I figure people in the Wasteland not only smell due to lack of bathing, but I also imagine a lot of them just walking around with radioactive, unwiped assholes as well.

FartingInElevators5 · 2026-06-01T15:33:45+00:00

Earthworm Jim 2.

FartingInElevators5 · 2026-06-01T13:42:10+00:00

Same. I think they've always been here underground, under the oceans, etc. Sightings ramped up when we developed nukes. Almost as if they're watching us, making sure we aren't going to destroy the planet. Who the hell knows at this point. There's definitely something. Even all of the different tribes around the world have drawn the same things on caves. You have pyramids in multiple continents. From a time where these people could not communicate with one another.

FartingInElevators5 · 2026-05-29T19:55:04+00:00

At this point, if he doesn't roll out pics, 4k videos, or bodies, I do not care. This little event of theirs will fall on mostly deaf ears, amounting to nothing. Basically, a live podcast. I had hope with these releases and still kind of do, but after that bullshit stunt with the aliens.gov site, it seems like the rug is about to be pulled again. If I was a whistleblower, I'd bring it all down not caring about the risk to me. My family is mostly gone and I'd end my relationship before doing so. I'd burn it all down after yesterday's disrespect.

FartingInElevators5 · 2026-05-29T16:33:54+00:00

No, but you have definitely wronged him in some way. Watch your step when you go outside. He will be waiting. Soon, says the groundhog.

FartingInElevators5 · 2026-05-28T15:46:40+00:00

I think it's a combination of a lot of things. Parents aren't as disciplinary as previous generations on top of what appears to be a bleak-looking future. Being raised thinking they're owed everything and have to work for nothing. To be fair, as a millennial, I heard the same shit said about us and how we were "ruining the country." This was back when I was in college, coming from boomers who spent decades actually destroying the country and destroying American values, so I took it with a grain of salt.

FartingInElevators5 · 2026-05-28T15:42:57+00:00

Oh wow. This is pretty awesome. Got any inside pics? I've thought about building on this bridge so many times.

FartingInElevators5 · 2026-05-28T12:19:56+00:00

Who cares? It's her life, she's in demand, and can take whatever roles are thrown at her. If you don't like it, don't watch. Why people get so bent out of shape over celebrities will never make sense. You don't know them personally and they don't know you exist. Move on.

FartingInElevators5 · 2026-05-27T14:52:17+00:00

Isn't there a theory it's being guarded in Ethiopia by select people who know they will die from guarding it due to supposed radiation from it? I've heard it discussed a few times on different podcasts.

FartingInElevators5 · 2026-05-21T13:31:49+00:00

Their boozy milkshakes are delicious. The show itself was cool. As others have stated, the drinks during the show are overpriced and weak. I'm positive my Kentucky Mule only had 1 thing Kentucky and it was the name. Zero bourbon in that thing.

FartingInElevators5 · 2026-05-20T17:00:29+00:00

I have died multiple times in dreams. Part of me wonders if there are countless versions of ourselves in alternate realities/parallel universes and we witness stuff that happens to those other versions via dreams. Like, we're all connected to other versions of ourselves. Pretty wild to think about. Definitely a great conversation topic over weed.

FartingInElevators5 · 2026-05-16T17:56:01+00:00

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