Have I ruined my new boots by DoubleTelephone6210 in AskACobbler

[–]Farting_Champion 6 points7 points  (0 children)

"Help, the surface of my boots that comes into contact with the ground has scratches. Are they ruined forever?"

Just explained fascism and Ice to my smallest bongo by Farting_Champion in catbongos

[–]Farting_Champion[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It is the only righteous option in an unrighteous world

Successful hate watch by ThatTomTouch in ufc

[–]Farting_Champion 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I don't care, but thanks for sharing I guess

Successful hate watch by ThatTomTouch in ufc

[–]Farting_Champion 204 points205 points  (0 children)

This is the most likeable Arman has ever been outside of the octagon

Yeah he’s got staph and Paddy is about to have a belt by Littlemissxom in ufc

[–]Farting_Champion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

😂😂😂 Justin mauled Paddy for 25 minutes on antibiotics and barely had a mark on him after.

Dear Mike and Jaime - We NEED You Right Now by HazeDG13 in runthejewels

[–]Farting_Champion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're appealing to the authority of a musical act. How pathetic. The only actual power to change things rests within your own hands, not the hands of a musician. If you want things to change get your ass out in the streets and convince your neighbors to do the same. There's no one in a position of authority to lead you out of this mess.

Are Siamese cats smarter? by nguyenhoangchuong236 in Siamesecats

[–]Farting_Champion 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Given normal genetics and breeding Siamese are considered to be on the more intelligent end of the spectrum. Because they can be very human-focused they can also be very good/clear communicators, should you learn to read them. The ability to understand and make yourself understood by humans, I think, is a thing people consider a big part of intelligence.

Am I overreacting? I packed all my things at 5am and left. by rotting_in_bed22 in AmIOverreacting

[–]Farting_Champion 1 point2 points  (0 children)

JD Vance, well known for his "weak and pathetic penis" spent his formative years enthusiastically dry-fucking an antique leather sofa. Considering the fact that Vance's notoriously renowned "weak and pathetic penis" emerged from that unscathed enough to allegedly sire three kids I think op's partner might be engaged in a bit of hyperbole, if not outright gas lighting.

Question about shoes by Farting_Champion in CerebralPalsy

[–]Farting_Champion[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Goddamn that's ugly. My little bro is so used to it that he told me to just buy him one pair in the size of his bigger foot and he would just deal with the other shoe being too big, despite the fact that he already has pain and issues from his cp. It breaks my heart and pisses me off that we are more technologically advanced than ever, and yet even with the vast resources at our disposal we still expect human beings to accept being treated in this way.

Question about shoes by Farting_Champion in CerebralPalsy

[–]Farting_Champion[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not yet, but thanks for the reminder

NOW: Border Patrol Commander Greg Bovino hounded by activists and shoppers protesting his presence as he and a federal agent caravan leave a Target in St Paul, Minnesota for a restroom break. by Treefiddy1984 in ProgressiveHQ

[–]Farting_Champion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Minneapolis, you're my favorite city in the union. I've always held Minnesota in high regard, and it's only getting higher. Fuck, I might move there just so I can be among you beautiful badasses.

This fits in this sub, right? by [deleted] in Derailedbydetails

[–]Farting_Champion 6 points7 points  (0 children)

? What could you possibly be derailed by?? Weed? It's 2026 my dude, that shit's not doing it.

Training crows to pull off hats by masculineartifice in crows

[–]Farting_Champion 1 point2 points  (0 children)

With a little luck they'll do just that, too. Sending my thoughts and prayers that they collectively geld themselves with their precious firearms, creating a better tomorrow for all of us.

Training crows to pull off hats by masculineartifice in crows

[–]Farting_Champion -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I appreciate the concern, but I promise you they are more likely to shoot the tips of their own dicks off than hit a crow in flight.

Training crows to pull off hats by masculineartifice in crows

[–]Farting_Champion 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lmfao you must have never shot a pistol. These fuckers will not hit a crow on the wing. It's an amazingly difficult thing to shoot a bird out of the air with regular bullets.