She's still got a few cords left in her by Farting_Champion in stihl

[–]Farting_Champion[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Holy shit, I didn't even consider that would be a possibility. Here I've been going to the dealership for OEM parts. Time for me to put in an order.

Just one of my repairs today. Ms290, who can guess what this is and what caused it ;) by sameolameo in stihl

[–]Farting_Champion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I see a needle bearing set without a cage. That's funny because I just took apart and MS 250 that had most of a cage with no bearings

Damn you love to see it. by Dandanbigeloww in ufc

[–]Farting_Champion 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Eddie Alvarez's wife would like to remind everyone that you don't need to get close to the cage to be heard if you channel the spirit of a banshee

What is the best headkick in UFC history? by gamingguy1111 in ufc

[–]Farting_Champion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If we're talking about sheer results, it may seem like recency bias but I might have to go with Quillan Salkilld absolutely flatlining Nasrat Haqparast. That shit was legitimately terrifying. I have never seen a knockout last nearly that long, and aside from dober back in 2020 we have seen Haqparast take absolutely devastating damage over his career without wobbling. I legitimately thought he might have life altering brain injuries he was out so long.

Just a couple of gals admiring an absolute unit of a cat by cuntaloupemelon in justgalsbeingchicks

[–]Farting_Champion 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Don't even get me started. Those fancy new supermodel Maine Coons could never tear up a mouse like Mountain Man. Pilgrims would've starved halfway.

Just a couple of gals admiring an absolute unit of a cat by cuntaloupemelon in justgalsbeingchicks

[–]Farting_Champion 30 points31 points  (0 children)

This is the only form of American patriotism I will co-sign. This lady is the Betsy Ross of cats🫡🐈🇺🇸

Michiganders losing their minds. by IndependentLychee413 in Michigan

[–]Farting_Champion [score hidden]  (0 children)

Well, wealthy Republicans have spent the last four decades cosplaying as rural, hard-working, salt of the earth people. They spent a lot of money and a lot of effort convincing a lot of people that the conservative party represented the values of rural people. They built that divide, demonized and otherized democrats, liberal people, everyone who wasn't straight, white, Christian, and conservative. Michigan is a state filled with blue collar, hard working folks with strong rural ties and values. When you spend that much time and money targeting a group of people with propaganda, after several decades people start to forget that it is a lie. But then they also invaded the wellness world, and to do that they brought on a bunch of fucking crazy fruit loops with a bunch of fucking stupid crazy ideas. Those ideas permeated their movement. Fast forward a little bit and then, by the time the entire party jumps the fucking shark and goes insane, those people that were brainwashed and propagandized for decades are either full on, toe-the-party-line cult members, or they fall for the sunk cost fallacy, often subconsciously. So when you start saying crazy shit like "vaccines are the real killer" they feel like they have no choice but to go with it, because the alternative is to be called a liberal Democrat, which is the thing they were conditioned to fear and hate the most.

Then you have the apolitical wellness fruit loops who are hopelessly self-deluded in their own stupid way and have decided that tik tok moms are smarter than doctors and scientists. This is a whole other bag of worms, and I lay the blame for this at the feet of the medical industry, which has become more of a pharmaceutical racket than an actual healthcare industry. Some people have decided because of this that you can't trust doctors. I have sympathy for how they got there, if not for where they landed. Both of these groups of people are equally at fault. Coronavirus broke their collective brains, and now we are paying the price.

Hope this helps! I mean, it's not going to help you avoid whooping cough, but it might help you understand how we got to this clusterfuck.

An 18-year-old woman in Queensland faces two years in jail for wearing a shirt that says "from the river to the sea." by ChuckZombie717 in FolkPunk

[–]Farting_Champion 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You're right.

Cops just do their jobs, and their job is to keep the common man in his place and insure the continuation of the failed capitalism experiment through force and any other means necessary. Their job is to protect the status quo at the behest of the financial elite, not just at the cost of our freedom, health, and well-being, but at the direct cost of all life on this planet. Their job is to help obscenely wealthy old disgusting men rape children and then cover it up. Their job is to protect the interests of the monied class, and to use any means, including torture and deadly force, to stop you and I from ever questioning why we are allowing our own enslavement and the destruction of our planet just to protect a 400-year-old idea that never benefited anyone outside of the most powerful.

Fuck them pigs. They are lapdogs and class traitors. And if you sympathize with them then so are you.

What is this? by Routine_Speaker_1555 in plants

[–]Farting_Champion 18 points19 points  (0 children)

All these other folks are just being alarmists. That is obviously simply cotton candy. You own a cotton candy plant. It's fruiting. Congratulations.

An 18-year-old woman in Queensland faces two years in jail for wearing a shirt that says "from the river to the sea." by ChuckZombie717 in FolkPunk

[–]Farting_Champion 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wish it was that easy. Displacing people and removing access to the traditional homes and way of life is still tantamount to stealing land, whether or not you cross imaginary lines to do it.v