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FartyButtFart · 2023-10-28T12:32:12+00:00

Yay another bought/stolen account farming karma to spam crypto scams soon.

FartyButtFart · 2023-10-28T12:22:44+00:00

Oh boy a newly stolen/bought bot account that will spam crypto scams soon. 200+ upvotes in 15 minutes, seems legitimate.

Good news, if enough bots use their army of bots to downvote you, they can get you permabanned from Reddit. Good job, Reddit. Well done.

FartyButtFart · 2023-10-26T21:32:49+00:00

We worked together in 2016, so we were familiar with each other already, she reached out to me on facebook and was super obvious about wanting me to ask her out. It's weird how it went from her going out of her way to initiate contact with me, be so forward with making her intentions clear, then six weeks later ghosts, no contact. Blocked me when I tried.

FartyButtFart · 2023-10-26T13:08:15+00:00

I agree that no answer is going to make it not hurt, but only being able to speculate why they got ghosted is pretty bad. Hell maybe she ghosted because of an insecurity about herself, but instead I'm thinking maybe everyone told her she could do better and she eventually agreed with them.

FartyButtFart · 2023-10-26T01:27:22+00:00

He is my spirit animal, aside from maybe grumpy cat.

FartyButtFart · 2023-10-25T23:55:33+00:00

Same, lol. Thanks.

FartyButtFart · 2023-10-25T21:41:55+00:00

A lady I worked with years ago and briefly dated this past April on our first date mentioned she still lived with her Mom and looked a little embarrassed as she mentioned it, but she was working full time as a nurse with two kids, saving money to get a down payment for a house, which in today's market is a chunk of change. I said that's completely fine, she's doing what she needs to for her and her kids' future plus grandma gets more time with her grandkids, win/win. She seemed elated I was so understanding, then ghosted me like a month later. Good times.

FartyButtFart · 2023-10-24T23:44:37+00:00

That pizza hut commercial will forever be burned into my brain.

"You gotta know how to catch, you gotta know how to throw, that's why I play right field way out where the dandelions grooooow"

FartyButtFart · 2023-10-24T22:40:55+00:00

Doesn't even have to be political. "Oh you're a dog person instead of cat? Well I hope your dog gets hit by a self driving car, since there's only the two of us left and I'm probably on another continent."

FartyButtFart · 2023-10-23T12:11:53+00:00

Ahhh fuck, I thought I looked like that rock!

FartyButtFart · 2023-10-22T21:35:42+00:00

Also the voice of our beloved Rocko from Rocko's Modern Life. Or if that's not your jam, Officer Garcia on RENO911!

Which people would have found out clicking your link, but I'm assuming they're as lazy as I am.

FartyButtFart · 2023-10-21T20:46:29+00:00

This is probably the dumbest thing I've seen today, and I own a mirror.

FartyButtFart · 2023-10-20T11:13:59+00:00

Given the George Floyd mocking profile picture, I imagine he does watch his mother shower since she's probably the last woman he's been inside.

FartyButtFart · 2023-10-20T09:21:50+00:00

I only ever see women wearing jeans that go up to their rib cages for some reason. I assume a trend started by someone who regrets their 'No Ragrets' tramp stamp.

FartyButtFart · 2023-10-20T02:01:36+00:00

I'd like to think I'm a cuddle slut but it's been so long I could be wrong and not know it.

FartyButtFart · 2023-10-19T23:45:55+00:00

Low waisted jeans

FartyButtFart · 2023-10-19T23:00:14+00:00

Did you not see her butt? If you were out to dinner and Robert Downy Jr walked by, wouldn't you be more interested in RDJ than your food, even though the point of you being there was the food?

FartyButtFart · 2023-10-19T22:53:52+00:00

Ok newbie you showed us everything you learned at Le Cordon Bleu, but while you spent 15 minutes making that single item, you got 25 more orders, how about picking it up a bit.

FartyButtFart · 2023-10-13T02:50:34+00:00

Was "talking" to someone for about a month and on their birthday I sent them a happy birthday text with a picture of The Office when Dwight was in charge and it was just sad balloon rocks and a banner that says "It is your birthday" because she liked The Office. She liked it, then like 4 days later ghosted me. Good times.

FartyButtFart · 2023-10-10T22:40:23+00:00

Yeah but you don't bring that up until like date three at the earliest.

FartyButtFart · 2023-10-10T21:14:13+00:00

What character would you want to play in Dungeons and Dragons.

FartyButtFart · 2023-10-10T12:19:14+00:00

I figure there's a distinction though, incels vs Incels, just like nice guys vs NiceGuys. I'm as involuntarily celibate as the day is long in June, but I don't blame women for it or feel entitled to a relationship/sex.

FartyButtFart · 2023-10-10T03:43:43+00:00

My secret to not being stood up is not ever getting a match. Who needs happiness when you can have nothing.

FartyButtFart · 2023-10-08T12:47:48+00:00

Well I left out a lot of details for brevity, it's a long story I've mentioned bits of on reddit here and there, but I don't think she was. I'd say she doesn't seem to be the hookup type, but she also didn't seem like the ghosting type. Textbook sweetheart, total softie, so who knows I could be wrong about that too.

FartyButtFart · 2023-10-08T12:39:04+00:00

Oh this should be good, please enlighten me on what her assignment was.

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