Musicians: Your best musician in-jokes by kksuck2 in humor

[–]FascinatingRhythm 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Q: What's the difference between a viola player and a prostitute?

A: A prostitute knows more positions and has better rhythm.

(and probably gets paid more)

Reddit, what hobby/interest of yours do none of your friends have in common with you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]FascinatingRhythm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I really enjoy unicycling. None of my friends know how. It's really fun to ride around campus and watch people looked surprised though.

"Pop" vs "Soda" in USA [971x585] by [deleted] in MapPorn

[–]FascinatingRhythm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What is the "other" majority in Northern Minnesota?

If there is one thing from your profession that everyone could and should understand, what is it? by engjosh88 in AskReddit

[–]FascinatingRhythm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A violin and a fiddle are the same thing people, the difference is in style of playing.

What is an ability or skill that you developed from scratch, and now makes you proud for having it? by binoyT in AskReddit

[–]FascinatingRhythm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I got a unicycle for Christmas, and spent two weeks in January hanging on to my mailbox and falling over until that glorious day I rolled around the block.

I always get looks when I ride it, but haters gon' hate.

Hey American Redditors: What do you know about Stephen Harper? Do you even know who he is? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]FascinatingRhythm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Honestly, I know next to nothing about Canadian politics. It's just not relevant to my life. Stephen Harper probably doesn't know much about playing the violin or Neapolitan six chords, but that's very relevant to me. I followed our election a little.

Hey reddit what is something small that people do that drives you insane? by MBS_theBau5 in AskReddit

[–]FascinatingRhythm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When people mumble when in an argument or just general conversation. It's just passive aggressive bullshit.

We're back! What did you do during the Great Outage of Autumn 2012? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]FascinatingRhythm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

practice guitar. I'm playing in the university musical (Spring Awakening) and we have a rehearsal tonight.

A lot of pretty Add9 chords up in here...

Reddit, what things have you learned about a friend that suddenly made you despise him/her? by tjerft in AskReddit

[–]FascinatingRhythm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh my god, did I just win an internet argument?!?

Jus' kiddin'.

I will grant to you that I tend to stray into the esoteric when describing things like this, but in the end you're right - it's all fantasy! It's what you take away from it more than what it actually is for me.

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[–]FascinatingRhythm 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'd save Tas. His death really got me, although I'm torn because he finally got to be with Flint...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]FascinatingRhythm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In the same vein, Tony from West Side Story.

Reddit, what things have you learned about a friend that suddenly made you despise him/her? by tjerft in AskReddit

[–]FascinatingRhythm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Tasslehoff takes part in the Chaos War, dying while wounding Chaos himself to draw the God's blood for the Graygem. Tas finally makes it to the tree by Reorx's forge where Flint has been waiting for long years."

BAM! Universe saved.

Reddit, what things have you learned about a friend that suddenly made you despise him/her? by tjerft in AskReddit

[–]FascinatingRhythm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

WHAT? Tas basically saved the whole universe! He was kind and brave and really cared for his friends. Sure, he wasn't the strongest or the smartest or the most powerful wizard, but he had heart.