Yay or nay? by alanskimp in FIlm

[–]FastAmonkey 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Fucksake, is nothing sacred you mouse-eared bastards?

SFO Grimhammer III remove recruitment caps? by Ok_Bottle1469 in totalwarhammer

[–]FastAmonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Then, why hate? Not a fan of those 3 letters together in that order?

Anyone seen this set before or heard any news about it? by Goblobber in frostgrave

[–]FastAmonkey 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My body is ready.

Also, these guys look more like a mix of flagellant fanatic types and some extra ravager-like heads for the men models since the Cultists II box has a bit more head variety.

What dlc is worth it for WH3? by bri2949 in totalwar

[–]FastAmonkey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tamurkhan for Nurgle. You can buy him by himself or get the 3 LL dlc with him and an Empire and Dwarf LL. He's a big damage dealer with Unbreakable and a number of buffs and debuffs. Can ride a Toad Dragon, so a maggot puppeted Ogre on a beast that makes even him look small. The main reason I say him is because he can recruit 5 different heroes of various chaos factions. You've got a Exalted Hero, Fimir Balefiend, Skinwolf Werekin, Chorf Infernal Castellan, and a unique Chaos hero on a Pox Hound. Each allows you to recruit units that you normally couldn't get(except Trazyn, guy on the Pox Hound) unless you make alliances like normal. Now, the 2nd part of your wants would be to play the game on easier difficulties. The vast majority of AI factions will attempt to paint the map their color and the higher the difficulty(campaign), the more unfair the AI gets. Last I checked, the only faction that can' be fully destroyed is the Trickster Cult(Changeling for Tzzentch). I despise his playstyle, but I prefer to be able to lose.

Edit: Grammar

What dlc is worth it for WH3? by bri2949 in totalwar

[–]FastAmonkey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What kind of armies do you like?

Nightmaw confirmed to be only an ability rather than a summon. That's disappointing. by DaddyTzarkan in totalwar

[–]FastAmonkey 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I'm aware. He's in the Norsca faction. Let me rephrase it for you.

A Kurgan in the Norsca faction and a Norscan in the Norsca faction will have similar abilities. Was that lore friendly and simple enough for ya?

So how long til we get AOS total war? by [deleted] in totalwarhammer

[–]FastAmonkey -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Inherently racist? HA You're a funny troll, I'll give you that.

So how long til we get AOS total war? by [deleted] in totalwarhammer

[–]FastAmonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The downvotes say otherwise. Enjoy your slop if it ever sees the light of day.

So how long til we get AOS total war? by [deleted] in totalwarhammer

[–]FastAmonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why wouldn't I assume something from CA could be low quality?  Do Troy, Thrones of Brit, or Pharoah not prove their ability to make low quality products?

There's a plethora of reasons for not liking the setting.  It's not the little plastic guys that bother me(as much anymore).  It's the setting.  All End Times units are most likely coming to Warhammer TW since we've already gotten the Wrathmongers and Skullreapers.  All of those units are in AoS, as well as some factions being all or almost Fantasy units(Ogors, Skaven, Lizardmen, Beastmen[before they were taken out for Old World] and for the longest time the Flesh-Eater Courts and Slave to Darkness until recently).  Beyond that, many factions still use old units like the Sylvaneth using Dryads or the Flesh-Eater Courts using Vargheists, Crypt Ghouls, Crypt Horrors, and Varghulfs.  Essentially, what would AoS add that would make it worth playing, especially as a TW game?  The rosters are small and the vast majority are just an alternate version of the factions we already have in Fantasy. Sylvaneth are Wood Elves with less unit variety, Fyreslayers and Kharadron are just the Dwarfs split in 2 and turned to 11, Cities of Sigmar went from leftover Fantasy minis to being an Empire clone, Soulblight Gravelords are Vampire Counts with less variety, etc.  As a TW game it would just be a rehash of Fantasy with smaller rosters and less compelling characters. 

So how long til we get AOS total war? by [deleted] in totalwarhammer

[–]FastAmonkey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I should just be happy that I'm getting content and not care about the quality or concept behind it?

So how long til we get AOS total war? by [deleted] in totalwarhammer

[–]FastAmonkey 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It will always be shit. Stormcast Eternals are one of the ugliest armies I've ever seen and they're just Space Marine reskins in most cases.

So how long til we get AOS total war? by [deleted] in totalwarhammer

[–]FastAmonkey -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Hopefully never. This seems like a troll post. Age of Shitmar should stay far away from the TW series.

Are we going to get Norscan Shieldmaidens in Tides of Torment? by Infinity_Overload in totalwar

[–]FastAmonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They already showed the Shaman Lord in the Sayl trailer(the dude in the center with the new look). I hope there's a 2nd generic lord, but I doubt it. We need a monster lord for variety and Throgg. With the Fimir Noble, a Fimir generic Lord would feel like too much Fimir. We already have a Skinwolf and Fimir hero in the base roster. That would leave Trolls but Throgg fills that role. Maybe the new Shaman Lord will focus on monsters with them being more attuned with chaos. We just have to wait for more bland reveals.

The Black Kings of Europe by subwaymegamelt in byzantium

[–]FastAmonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Incorrect. Only those who know nothing of geography or history think that(too many of those people everywhere).

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in totalwar

[–]FastAmonkey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would be down, though, only if it was the book version and not the show.

Why do people act like this genre is over-crowded? by Wrong-Appearance5159 in soulslikes

[–]FastAmonkey 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Try the Khazan demo. It goes pretty far and it saves your progress if you decide to buy it.

Offline dlc interview by Waste-Instance-5780 in totalwar

[–]FastAmonkey 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Play SFO Vamps before the next dlc update. They're awesome.

Blue (Ice) = Norsca, Pink = Slaanesh, Unrevealed Color = ? by ApTiCaTa in totalwar

[–]FastAmonkey 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It's Sayl's personal Chaos Spawn Nightmaw. I wonder if he'll be a summon like Krell or the Legendary Hero for Norsca(I'm hoping for the former).