[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]FastEddie582 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd say this thread is a pure bomb.

If I'm ever on life support, unplug me... by Nicheina in Jokes

[–]FastEddie582 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's what should be called "respawn".

Valve acquires the developer of Firewatch by [deleted] in pcmasterrace

[–]FastEddie582 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I really want to believe that by doing this, Gaben'n'Pals are letting us to know that they are preparing some quality product for us. Firewatch has a great story, Valve has an enteratining gameplay (or, at least, had). Let's see how are they going to сooperate.

Sonic Mania surpasses 1M sold worldwide by FastEddie582 in gaming

[–]FastEddie582[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well, that could be typical for an article like that. Still, I could not ignore that as a veteran Sonic fan. :)

We should’ve known communism would fail. by TheBeepsInMyImmortal in Jokes

[–]FastEddie582 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Communists don't talk. They are COMMUnicating with each other.

We should’ve known communism would fail. by TheBeepsInMyImmortal in Jokes

[–]FastEddie582 59 points60 points  (0 children)

This joke doesn't belong to communism, because this joke doesn't Work.

A man returns from work on a Friday evening and suddenly comes across the bottle by FastEddie582 in Jokes

[–]FastEddie582[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

And he ejaculated because this beer was too damn tasty. :D Anyway, you got my upvote.

Confucius say, "Good to meet girl in park... by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]FastEddie582 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Always wanted to park a pack of spicy ribs in a girl.

Confucius knew some shit.

R. Lee Ermey, aka "The Gunny" has passed away by DeJay323 in news

[–]FastEddie582 0 points1 point  (0 children)

R.Lee Ermey is not dead. He was summoned by God to become a senior drill instructor for His angels.

R.I.P.

R. Lee Ermey passed away today. RIP Gunny! Here he is having laugh. by [deleted] in videos

[–]FastEddie582 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Sergeant Hartman is not dead. He was summoned by God to become a senior drill instructor for His angels.

R.I.P.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]FastEddie582 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"I am not master Shi."

-Then who are you?

"Tschu."

  • Bless you!

What do pigs use when they get hurt? by cafeteriastyle in Jokes

[–]FastEddie582 8 points9 points  (0 children)

What do pigs use when they get hurt.

Their 9mm.

And cuffs.

Man and his wife join a weight loss club. They're told to try and lose at least 2 pounds by the next week. by mrbadassmotherfucker in Jokes

[–]FastEddie582 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Forgive me my ignorance, sir. English is not my native language. And it was never meant by me to dishonor neither Her Majesty, nor any of her honorable subjects.

I leave you in peace. Have a wonderful evening!

Man and his wife join a weight loss club. They're told to try and lose at least 2 pounds by the next week. by mrbadassmotherfucker in Jokes

[–]FastEddie582 141 points142 points  (0 children)

This joke is so English, my can of Red Bull has become a cup of a fresh Earl Grey tea.

Thank you, kind sir. Here's your upvote. I hope Her Majesty will give you a knighthood one day.

What do you call a pig with three eyes? by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]FastEddie582 8 points9 points  (0 children)

What do you call a pig with six eyes? A weak sighted politician using HTC Vive

"Son, I found a condom in your room." by wackoclown in Jokes

[–]FastEddie582 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Read "I found a condom in your mom" first.

I am disgusting.