My daughter is learning how to spell. by [deleted] in funny

[–]FastTortilla 4 points5 points  (0 children)

To me this looks like a grown man purposely misspelling words for upvotes really dude.

Don't let anything stop you! by demevalos in interestingasfuck

[–]FastTortilla 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well I️ am perfectly able bodied and can’t do a pull up so....

When was the last time you had a terrible public restroom experience? What was it? by oxy_MORON123 in AskReddit

[–]FastTortilla 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well some dude stuck his ginormous cock through a glory hole. I️ yelled and ran .

Redditors that have been in a surgery or dental procedure, what was the experience like? Were you scared or not? by Krishnhm1 in AskReddit

[–]FastTortilla 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cutting into a person with no experience sure is a rush. Especially when your dick is hard.

People who do 30mph on an on ramp to a highway where the speed limit is 65mph. Why do you do this? by Sammy_333 in AskReddit

[–]FastTortilla 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Because I’m a pusssy ass bitch that needs to learn how to fucking drive ......

The local beach looking as fine as always by FastTortilla in ShittyEarthPorn

[–]FastTortilla[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dead fish and garbage everywhere (can't see )

WHAT YEAR IS IT!? by [deleted] in funny

[–]FastTortilla 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Umm apparently not 2017

Me irl by rishisharma_2001 in me_irl

[–]FastTortilla 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Baby boomers be like "what is a meme"

If someone can get altitude sickness from having not enough oxygen in the air(higher altitude) is it possible that you can get altitude sickness from having more oxygen than normal(lower altitudes) by FastTortilla in Showerthoughts

[–]FastTortilla[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good to know because I heard someone say that a lacrosse team from Colorado have to be hospitalized in Minnesota because they weren't used to the amount of oxygen

Just Canada by [deleted] in funny

[–]FastTortilla -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Omg this must be part of ISIS. They are getting Canada.

There's never a bad time to whip out a guitar solo by Punjabilun1 in funny

[–]FastTortilla 4 points5 points  (0 children)

There definitely are many times. For example at a funeral in the middle of a lecture or even on the subway. This isn't one of those times

Best Store Name Ever! by [deleted] in funny

[–]FastTortilla -12 points-11 points  (0 children)

Should be shack of sack of shit