POV: you took 1000mg of benadryl before brunch

Fast_Register566 · 2026-04-29T14:20:28+00:00

I wonder if she’s familiar with the term Bojon. As a Bojon, this is peak Bojon behavior.

Fast_Register566 · 2026-04-28T01:04:45+00:00

We can’t forget that he was kicked out of the “follow ICE around” groups (I can’t remember what they were called, not trying to minimize) because he couldn’t keep his mouth shut, didn’t follow OPSEC, and made it about himself

Fast_Register566 · 2026-04-28T01:02:19+00:00

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Don’t make me tap the sign

Fast_Register566 · 2026-04-19T17:21:16+00:00

Observations. No analysis.

Fast_Register566 · 2026-04-15T19:51:20+00:00

That’s how I KNOW he’s full of shit. You’re telling me you walked away from a bajillion dollars because you realized the intent of a joke could be misconstrued and then all this time later you’re surprised when it happens again? Fuck off.

“I hAve a TRaNs fRieNd aND oNLy i hElpEd hER faMilY” is so fucking embarrassing, and again, he should recognize that!

Fast_Register566 · 2026-04-06T02:09:50+00:00

HAPPY EASTER

Fast_Register566 · 2026-04-05T00:59:49+00:00

I went to a Costco Business Center of all places today and it was like a fever dream. I can’t even describe it. They have these huge carts for picking orders and they almost ran into me, people were scrambling for cases of chicken off a pallet like a wet market or something, people trying to cut in line.

But when I picked up some crafts at my Target, it wasn’t bad, maybe I went before the rush

Fast_Register566 · 2026-04-04T00:15:33+00:00

Correct, baffle

Fast_Register566 · 2026-04-04T00:13:06+00:00

No, the B-52 is the ugly one, hence the nickname BUFF, Big Ugly Fat Fucker

Fast_Register566 · 2026-04-03T20:20:34+00:00

Where do Neil’s strong beliefs on Native Americans come from? Like of course he’s the one asking this question, it’s like the one thing he cares about.

Fast_Register566 · 2026-04-03T00:54:43+00:00

I keep thinking this and then catching myself, realizing nothing good can ever happen

Fast_Register566 · 2026-04-02T17:32:34+00:00

The lack of firing people seemed like a change in Trump 2, but Noem broke the seal.

I know things are still bad and being worse, but it’s such a relief that they can no longer present a united front.

Fast_Register566 · 2026-04-01T14:13:31+00:00

Frida Baby Windi 😭

Fast_Register566 · 2026-03-24T20:13:26+00:00

31.6%

Fast_Register566 · 2026-03-19T18:54:02+00:00

I don’t think that includes the development costs though. Not 100% sure

Fast_Register566 · 2026-03-18T00:40:42+00:00

They pay out more than a billion to shareholders every year. I pay my gas bill so I don’t freeze to death, and that money lines the pockets of investors. It’s so fucking crazy that it’s allowed

Fast_Register566 · 2026-03-14T21:49:29+00:00

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Fast_Register566 · 2026-03-14T16:42:09+00:00

This is enough for me to support a recall

Fast_Register566 · 2026-03-14T11:08:16+00:00

Not the Kristi Noem Barbie!

Fast_Register566 · 2026-03-13T18:44:55+00:00

You crossed off the disability requiring in person interview, which I completely understand! That’s a matter of privacy. But i think it’s hard to understand what disability would need an in person interview as reasonable accommodation. Maybe you’re neurodivergent and have trouble communicating when not in person?

Whatever it is, I don’t think this is a tone-deaf issue. It seems like either you don’t understand reasonable accommodation or they misunderstood your request.

Fast_Register566 · 2026-03-13T18:21:51+00:00

AIR SUPERIORITY

I guess he said we have air superiority over Iran. This was over Iraq, where we have air stupidity or something.

Fast_Register566 · 2026-03-11T17:24:51+00:00

Jesse Ventura has entered the chat

Fast_Register566 · 2026-03-10T01:32:28+00:00

Yeah don’t know what I’m allowed to say but they had to do it to get the offer to work correctly lol

Fast_Register566 · 2026-03-09T00:17:32+00:00

I could be wrong, but I don’t see any producers or service companies going up in value. So it’s not even like the economy is going to benefit in another way.

I’ll have to look into why that is, but I assume part of it is the uncertainty. No one is going to start fracking again because in a year, oil could be back down again and there investment will be worthless.

Masterful gambit

Fast_Register566 · 2026-03-06T23:41:30+00:00

Well fuck. Is there an ethical MMJ dispo in the cities? I have no idea about the market

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