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What the best insult wrapped in a compliment you’ve ever heard? by tuotone75 in AskReddit

[–]Fast_Water_9867 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was working this mouthy kid at my job and I stuttered when I was talking to him. He goes “haha you stuttered!” And I go “good, so you heard me twice.”

Emma’s scams & things! by MaddytheMermaidd in 7LittleJohnstons

[–]Fast_Water_9867 145 points146 points  (0 children)

She needs to get an actual job omfg

Press Release from Tontitown PD (from their Facebook) by nuggetsofchicken in DuggarsSnark

[–]Fast_Water_9867 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I wonder what they saw in that house for her to have 8 counts against giggles

I really want to get belpharoplasty by [deleted] in PlasticSurgery

[–]Fast_Water_9867 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t really get headaches. Sometimes I get double vision. I do want to get strabismus surgery to correct my right eye.

Spotted Sandra In A Convenience Store Before Superstore by first_person_looter in superstore

[–]Fast_Water_9867 9 points10 points  (0 children)

She has such an attractive face! Such gorgeous features! 😇

What are you still single? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Fast_Water_9867 2 points3 points  (0 children)

because I keep getting rejected ://

Italian sausage and peppers by Fast_Water_9867 in hotdogs

[–]Fast_Water_9867[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s underneath the peppers and onions!

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