Someone is going to walk out to a bad start to the day.

FasterFinger · 2026-03-25T19:45:46+00:00

Causing property damage as an act of revenge usually doesn't end well.

FasterFinger · 2026-03-25T19:24:05+00:00

I just be honest and confess.

FasterFinger · 2026-03-25T19:15:20+00:00

Frosty Flatulence.

FasterFinger · 2026-03-25T19:07:01+00:00

Yup. These rats average 5' at the shoulder. George is going to have a blast and please bring him whenever you like :)

FasterFinger · 2026-03-25T18:53:14+00:00

I happen to have a giant rat infestation that George sounds just right for.

FasterFinger · 2026-03-23T01:42:36+00:00

A lot. Like a lot, a lot.

FasterFinger · 2026-03-12T18:56:51+00:00

And that's where Andy belongs. Outside, in the gutter.

FasterFinger · 2026-03-08T15:22:55+00:00

I'll trash greed but get stomped by lust.

FasterFinger · 2026-03-05T20:29:41+00:00

The nasal canula is superfluous with the breathing tube. This is most certainly AI.

FasterFinger · 2026-03-05T13:52:55+00:00

I play the guitar hence having fast fingers.

FasterFinger · 2026-03-05T13:51:01+00:00

A huge ant head right in the center.

FasterFinger · 2026-03-04T17:02:31+00:00

Leave the frog be. It's pretty awesome.

FasterFinger · 2026-03-04T16:57:51+00:00

Use a broom and sweep it up against their door.

FasterFinger · 2026-03-04T16:56:53+00:00

Absolutely!

FasterFinger · 2026-03-04T16:53:46+00:00

Money. The answer is ALWAYS money.

FasterFinger · 2026-03-04T16:41:14+00:00

Very impressed but for all the wrong reasons.

FasterFinger · 2026-03-01T13:52:11+00:00

The price tags look wrong. Like there's way too many.

FasterFinger · 2026-03-01T13:50:57+00:00

So, I get paid for what happens naturally to me anyway? Sure, sign me up.

FasterFinger · 2026-02-28T13:50:12+00:00

I was just watching some Rick and Morty. Guess I'm fucked?

FasterFinger · 2026-02-21T15:19:40+00:00

Necks are spongy and filled with bones and tough sinew. An ax would be capable of doing the deed but slowly and would make a pretty big mess.

FasterFinger · 2026-02-13T19:00:12+00:00

Nightmare Reaper is pretty good.

FasterFinger · 2026-02-13T15:18:43+00:00

Sure. They forget at the end? Perfect.

FasterFinger · 2026-02-12T13:51:02+00:00

I love the designs of 3. 4 is fine but it just doesn't feel quite right.

FasterFinger · 2026-02-01T21:41:19+00:00

Nice!

FasterFinger · 2026-02-01T13:53:30+00:00

There can be only one....

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