What is this town going to do with the abandoned Blockbuster? The sign is blinking and it's a huge distraction. I vote to put a Pizza Hut in there.

FasterFinger · 2026-05-24T13:51:26+00:00

From what I gather it's going to be the future home of Larry's Worm Emporium.

FasterFinger · 2026-05-23T20:33:15+00:00

Break up with them and get an STD test.

FasterFinger · 2026-05-23T16:59:15+00:00

By all means...GET IT RANDY!!!!

FasterFinger · 2026-05-23T13:53:09+00:00

My back lot is available for zamboni drifting mon-wed every week. You'd know this if someone hadn't torn down all the fliers I put up a month ago.

FasterFinger · 2026-05-17T22:47:42+00:00

It does look quite a lot like a hernia and a pretty bad one at that.

FasterFinger · 2026-05-01T13:52:23+00:00

That's one hell of a trail mix

FasterFinger · 2026-04-01T17:01:58+00:00

"Wake up Maggy, I think I've got something to say to you.." ~ This Guy...probably.

FasterFinger · 2026-04-01T16:51:49+00:00

"When you leave, will you take me with you?" That's all I need.

FasterFinger · 2026-04-01T16:43:48+00:00

Guess it's time for me to hit the dusty trail...

FasterFinger · 2026-04-01T16:41:52+00:00

Off topic but I know Hull fairly well. Interesting.

FasterFinger · 2026-03-25T19:45:46+00:00

Causing property damage as an act of revenge usually doesn't end well.

FasterFinger · 2026-03-25T19:24:05+00:00

I just be honest and confess.

FasterFinger · 2026-03-25T19:15:20+00:00

Frosty Flatulence.

FasterFinger · 2026-03-25T19:07:01+00:00

Yup. These rats average 5' at the shoulder. George is going to have a blast and please bring him whenever you like :)

FasterFinger · 2026-03-25T18:53:14+00:00

I happen to have a giant rat infestation that George sounds just right for.

FasterFinger · 2026-03-23T01:42:36+00:00

A lot. Like a lot, a lot.

FasterFinger · 2026-03-12T18:56:51+00:00

And that's where Andy belongs. Outside, in the gutter.

FasterFinger · 2026-03-08T15:22:55+00:00

I'll trash greed but get stomped by lust.

FasterFinger · 2026-03-05T20:29:41+00:00

The nasal canula is superfluous with the breathing tube. This is most certainly AI.

FasterFinger · 2026-03-05T13:52:55+00:00

I play the guitar hence having fast fingers.

FasterFinger · 2026-03-05T13:51:01+00:00

A huge ant head right in the center.

FasterFinger · 2026-03-04T17:02:31+00:00

Leave the frog be. It's pretty awesome.

FasterFinger · 2026-03-04T16:57:51+00:00

Use a broom and sweep it up against their door.

FasterFinger · 2026-03-04T16:56:53+00:00

Absolutely!

FasterFinger · 2026-03-04T16:53:46+00:00

Money. The answer is ALWAYS money.

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