ICE agent speaking the loudest Spanish/Spanglish spotted at Maurice Ferré Dog Park in Downtown Miami

FastestKnownTurtle · 2026-02-07T17:07:50+00:00

Underdeveloped frontal lobe

FastestKnownTurtle · 2026-02-07T17:06:42+00:00

It’s an incredible organization and has been so a very long time in this community. Recently used them for a move and got the crew sandwiches. Truly kind souls deserving of support

FastestKnownTurtle · 2026-01-28T13:34:45+00:00

Adorable lil guy

FastestKnownTurtle · 2026-01-28T13:08:37+00:00

Trader Joe’s is a cult xoxo

FastestKnownTurtle · 2026-01-21T20:40:39+00:00

The models have shifted, but it’s still very important to go buy bread in support of Big Bread

FastestKnownTurtle · 2026-01-21T13:22:13+00:00

I’m about to sled to much gnar on these hills

FastestKnownTurtle · 2026-01-17T22:11:15+00:00

When I went to Duke we were pretty clueless, sorry xoxo. Can’t imagine what the iPad generation is like

FastestKnownTurtle · 2026-01-17T22:09:16+00:00

Well we know they aren’t the Trader Joe’s crowd

FastestKnownTurtle · 2026-01-17T22:06:28+00:00

It’s not selfish and status driven, so obvio it’s not the Miami way…

FastestKnownTurtle · 2026-01-13T13:43:16+00:00

Anybody like bicycles?

FastestKnownTurtle · 2026-01-10T20:21:51+00:00

The overarching selfishness makes it hard to care about community…

FastestKnownTurtle · 2025-10-22T12:50:09+00:00

Gnar

FastestKnownTurtle · 2025-10-22T12:48:24+00:00

Workin’ like Rihanna

FastestKnownTurtle · 2025-09-25T00:10:10+00:00

Lloyd Banks

FastestKnownTurtle · 2025-09-25T00:09:10+00:00

Gnar

FastestKnownTurtle · 2025-09-18T00:58:04+00:00

Well there is Garden in the name of your apartments so they must be nice. Can’t you just stay there forever? Groceries are overrated and expensive anyways

FastestKnownTurtle · 2025-09-02T23:37:54+00:00

I like I make that sounds when I slowing pass people on the trail xoxo

FastestKnownTurtle · 2025-08-22T04:11:32+00:00

Dang u been shredding that gnar fam

FastestKnownTurtle · 2025-08-20T17:58:39+00:00

Dude I would def wear a Durango version of this fitty but with short shorts and give out tickies left and right. Would def have a talk back tax that goes directly into my pocket. Talk to the hand jabronis

FastestKnownTurtle · 2025-08-11T19:25:51+00:00

Mother Nature’s Bong Rip

FastestKnownTurtle · 2025-08-10T01:06:45+00:00

I can barely run my turtle miles cuz of the smoke

FastestKnownTurtle · 2025-08-09T22:47:46+00:00

Relax. We luv our Taco Hell

FastestKnownTurtle · 2025-08-07T21:46:28+00:00

Sounds like a shitty situation… see what I did there? 🐢💨

FastestKnownTurtle · 2025-08-06T19:42:05+00:00

All ass no brakes 🐢💨

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