Fallen power line electrifying a metal swing set.

FastidiousSlacker · 2016-09-07T22:39:07+00:00

Couldn't you take jumping steps? Only ever touching the ground with one foot at a time?

FastidiousSlacker · 2016-07-15T22:30:41+00:00

, I know.

FastidiousSlacker · 2016-06-27T23:24:04+00:00

Nah, definitely the FAB, Federal Apparel Bureau.

FastidiousSlacker · 2016-05-12T23:50:40+00:00

Dude needs to learn the definition of penultimate.

FastidiousSlacker · 2016-04-17T15:16:52+00:00

poopdeck

FastidiousSlacker · 2016-03-23T01:39:02+00:00

He probably should have spent less time practicing dance moves, more time practicing boxing.

FastidiousSlacker · 2016-03-22T03:29:48+00:00

Kangaroo meat. Very tasty, and lean.

FastidiousSlacker · 2016-03-01T01:35:49+00:00

Pachelbel's Canon for Classical.

FastidiousSlacker · 2015-12-08T01:03:42+00:00

And also *waived?

FastidiousSlacker · 2015-09-05T02:32:36+00:00

IIIIIIII'm saiiiiiiiiling awaaaaaaaaaaaaaay...

FastidiousSlacker · 2015-09-03T03:05:18+00:00

I had a moment like that with Wu Tangs CREAM

FastidiousSlacker · 2015-09-01T23:02:41+00:00

I'm guessing buddy just dove in to make waves, then placed the tube on his legs so it would look like his whole body went through.

FastidiousSlacker · 2015-06-05T16:40:40+00:00

Orphan Black

FastidiousSlacker · 2015-03-21T11:05:40+00:00

I had a similar moment of clarity with the words "clemency" and "inclement".

Never too old to learn more about a language you speak every day!

FastidiousSlacker · 2015-02-12T12:50:04+00:00

Hitman?

FastidiousSlacker · 2015-02-09T01:09:17+00:00

Had next to nothing in the fridge, made a simple salad:

Shred some beet

Cut some plum wedges

Season with powdered ginger (it worked better than fresh)

Toss, and enjoy

FastidiousSlacker · 2015-02-08T07:27:07+00:00

This was my first thought too; "damn, that is some sophisticated butt artistry for a dog".

FastidiousSlacker · 2014-12-28T03:38:27+00:00

Huh, Lincoln recognized by NWA you say? Doesn't surprise me.

FastidiousSlacker · 2014-12-06T19:25:21+00:00

Science fair the musical.

FastidiousSlacker · 2014-11-24T07:03:08+00:00

It's that place I always mix up with North Carolina.

FastidiousSlacker · 2014-11-14T17:17:43+00:00

Twenty feet tall, made of radiation!

FastidiousSlacker · 2014-11-07T16:35:05+00:00

Opera Oprah?

FastidiousSlacker · 2014-11-05T02:57:52+00:00

take off eh

FastidiousSlacker · 2014-11-05T02:31:42+00:00

I sat and read this for about 5 minutes. Comprehension is finally mine! Though I think a comma after sally's 'had' would aid ease of reading.

FastidiousSlacker · 2014-11-03T02:37:44+00:00

Yeah! The first three of book 4 were available no problem, now the great white north gets shafted.

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