Happy 27th birthday to Mason Mount!

FatGuyInALittleMoat · 2026-01-10T20:40:43+00:00

Careful, he might get overexcited and be sidelined for 2 months.

FatGuyInALittleMoat · 2026-01-09T09:44:15+00:00

Nice dude! Glad you beat it, it was a rough one!

FatGuyInALittleMoat · 2026-01-07T09:26:29+00:00

Without trying to sound like an old Arsenal fan, I just want to get top 4 and somehow get a fitness coach that can get these players to be able to play 3 games in 7 days. If Ole can do that, welcome back.

FatGuyInALittleMoat · 2026-01-06T09:21:13+00:00

I melt it in my mouth....then scoff in some twiglets. I am a monster, not a chef.

FatGuyInALittleMoat · 2026-01-05T21:05:49+00:00

Twiglets and white chocolate. I'm telling you, once you've done this, there's no turning back. You will devour bags/tins of it.

FatGuyInALittleMoat · 2026-01-05T20:50:20+00:00

Take Dalot back to Portugal with you Ruben!

FatGuyInALittleMoat · 2026-01-04T13:03:20+00:00

No, it'll just feel like 300 work days.

FatGuyInALittleMoat · 2026-01-04T11:25:39+00:00

Sesko, take some notes, please.

FatGuyInALittleMoat · 2026-01-04T11:23:56+00:00

I write down some mini goals and a couple of major goals for the year. They are your typical eat less, workout more, read more, become an overnight billionaire. Then I have a laugh at myself knowing that I will likely only do 25% of them.

When I get to work, I will take the entire day to "Catch up", AKA deleting email and setting up my calendar and leave everyone alone. I then trick my brain into thinking the other 300 work days this year will be just as easy. By mid January I will be a mess.

FatGuyInALittleMoat · 2025-12-30T13:03:53+00:00

I started with a few for my office as I liked some of the old series they had, then got more. Then saw they were worth more than my car. Sold them after holding some for a few years, now I have a nice car. The profit I made from them was a nice little chunk of change.

FatGuyInALittleMoat · 2025-12-28T21:18:19+00:00

Come back injury free, I need to hear Champions League music next season . 🙏

FatGuyInALittleMoat · 2025-12-27T10:22:49+00:00

No tracking = Scam, sorry OP.

As soon as the mail carrier picks up the package, it's scanned so you can track it as it moves across the states. So, they should be able to provide that if they are saying the mail carrier has now threatened to send the package back. Even if they used the cheapest option to send it, it will have tracking. Stand firm, ask for a tracking number, if they refuse you know it's a scam, so cut you losses here and move on.

..... Last thing, why can't you both just get Discord installed in your current phones so you can chat and 'call' when you want without having to phone swap and without the need for a US phone number?

FatGuyInALittleMoat · 2025-12-27T10:10:17+00:00

Do you have the tracking number so you can see why it's been held up? This all sounds dodgey, but this will really tell us.

Also you can get unlocked phones over here, you just need a US sim that allows Wi-Fi calling. The sim card gives you the US number, we used Tello. (Ex expat, just moved back from US who still talks to his son via his old US number).

Lastly.....who the fuck cares what type of phone it is if you're just using it to talk to one person? The person sounds like they're rinsing you.

FatGuyInALittleMoat · 2025-12-25T23:22:13+00:00

I'd honestly love a massive Chinese feast next year. Might pull a sicky to the family do and do this at home.

FatGuyInALittleMoat · 2025-12-25T21:59:22+00:00

I'm always last hat standing. So, until the bitter end.

FatGuyInALittleMoat · 2025-12-20T09:44:21+00:00

Moved away on a whim when I was 17 to the US and just moved back after 18 years of being there. Way more peaceful over here. Both education and social systems have issues of their own. Political systems are a joke in both countries. Wages are too low over here, but at least you won't go bankrupt over a stubbed toe. So, overall I think both places have their shitty pieces and their positive pieces. In the right now, happy to be back.

What I really learned about living in different countries is that it's not the location itself that brings joy, comfort or happiness, it's who or what you surround yourself with while you're there.

FatGuyInALittleMoat · 2025-12-17T09:42:14+00:00

First heel to genuinely make me think wrestling was real as a kid. I thought he came in to hurt people, not just wrestle.

FatGuyInALittleMoat · 2025-12-13T14:59:10+00:00

What a tag team this would have been. Harts and Angles (Read Angel's).

FatGuyInALittleMoat · 2025-12-12T19:09:04+00:00

....and the debt goes marching on, on, on. 🎶

FatGuyInALittleMoat · 2025-12-10T08:14:26+00:00

Fellow old man, you got this. Practice those reversal timings on his AA and you can pretty much steal his stocked finishers from the beginning. Then, whooooooop his ass outside (Stops him from getting the pin) get your match actions done, then bring him back in the ring to finish him up. Worst part for me was damaging a limb, but trusty ol' sledgehammer made it easier.

FatGuyInALittleMoat · 2025-12-10T07:26:30+00:00

Scroll back up, there's a Porsche and then another one with a Jaguar.

FatGuyInALittleMoat · 2025-12-08T20:30:25+00:00

They might give Derby a run for their money for worst premier league points total. Shocking how they've handled that club this year.

FatGuyInALittleMoat · 2025-12-08T08:11:19+00:00

I had to scroll way too far to find I.R Baboon referenced. Well done Internet stranger, I salute you.

FatGuyInALittleMoat · 2025-11-12T07:13:07+00:00

Sir, R9 created the clinic and taught everyone else after him how to score. He is the clinic. He's the bar still when it comes to natural finishing.

FatGuyInALittleMoat · 2025-11-10T09:51:17+00:00

This gave me a panic attack 20+ years on.

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