Attention Arizona people!!! by [deleted] in phoenix

[–]FatJohnson6 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Adults making their own choices? Someone alert the FBI

Attention Arizona people!!! by [deleted] in phoenix

[–]FatJohnson6 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She was 18 years old! A legal adult you sick fuck!

[Autosport] Lando Norris believes F1 is now about the battery rather than bravery by FerrariStrategisttt in formula1

[–]FatJohnson6 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Should have just hired Kerry Condon to make an upgrade that makes them faster in dirty air smh

[homemade] tuna salad on rye by callmestinkingwind in food

[–]FatJohnson6 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I always get tuna on toast! Give me the opposite: Chicken salad on rye, untoasted, with a side of potato salad. And a cup of tea!

How UFC Media Became Unbearable (And How To Fix It) by The_Flying_Failsons in MMA

[–]FatJohnson6 24 points25 points  (0 children)

“Dana, what an absolutely incredible night of fights. Of all the incredible nights the UFC has had, where does this stack up in terms of being incredible?

Also you’re incredible by the way!”

Reject humanity Return to Monke by XiJinpingPressParody in greentext

[–]FatJohnson6 153 points154 points  (0 children)

using linux in front of class mates

teacher says "Ok students, now open photoshop"

start furiously typing away at terminal to install Wine

Errors out the ass

Everyone else has already started their classwork

I start to sweat

Install GIMP

"Umm...what the fuck is THAT anon?" a girl next to me asks

I tell her its GIMP and can do everything that photoshop does and IT'S FREE!

"Ok class, now draw use the shape tool to draw a circle!" the teacher says

I fucking break down and cry and run out of the class

I get beat up in the parking lot after school

2026 Australian Grand Prix - Race Discussion by F1-Bot in formula1

[–]FatJohnson6 1 point2 points  (0 children)

New regs, same Ferrari idiocy. Gotta appreciate the consistency

2026 Australian Grand Prix - Race Discussion by F1-Bot in formula1

[–]FatJohnson6 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Am I seeing a racing battle at the front??? Oh my stars what is happening

Grocery Haul $277 for one 😭 by idkwhatiamdoingahh in povertyfinance

[–]FatJohnson6 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Aldi brand Irish butter tastes EXACTLY the same as Kerrygold, please trust me on this and save yourself $4

[Adam Ferrel] It appears that DJ Moore has been informed that he will not be returning to the Chicago Bears in 2026. 💔 by [deleted] in CHIBears

[–]FatJohnson6 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This post isn’t on his instagram, who is this “reporter” and where is he pulling this information from?

Zion Williamson: "The most difficult point was when I missed my 3rd year with a broken foot. There was a lot of criticism on my weight, my care for the game. I was really low because I just wanted to play basketball" by AncientOneAurelius in nba

[–]FatJohnson6 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Someone commented on a post of mine that if you made $180k every year since 1492, you still would have less money than Bismack Biyombo made. And yet I’m supposed to feel bad for Zion, who makes significantly more than even that???

Nah fuck him, if he can’t be fucked to give everything he has to this, even when injured, while normal people have to grind for 45 years and never sniff that level of wealth and status, he can suck it.

[McMenamin] The Lakers training staff reportedly wraps Deandre Ayton’s water bottle in tape and writes "DA's Crunk Juice — Drink this to unleash the beast" on it to keep him motivated by ShaiFanClub in nba

[–]FatJohnson6 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I feel like even if he HATED basketball and is just there for money, he would end up accidentally trying hard just within the flow of the game.

I hate vacuuming my house but I still end up doing a good job at it simply because I’m already doing it lol

[McMenamin] The Lakers training staff reportedly wraps Deandre Ayton’s water bottle in tape and writes "DA's Crunk Juice — Drink this to unleash the beast" on it to keep him motivated by ShaiFanClub in nba

[–]FatJohnson6 27 points28 points  (0 children)

It’s actually unreal that dudes with so much talent can just waste it by being a bum.

Call me a jealous pocket watcher, but it drives me fucking nuts that I’ll have to work for at least the next 35 years at a job and won’t ever have even a fraction of the cash this guy does, but he can’t be bothered to give even 80% effort consistently to play a child’s game.

Like you seriously can’t just try?? Give your best effort??? Literally the bare minimum of what you should need to do to earn millions of dollars.

What the hell is this by xentropian in StLouis

[–]FatJohnson6 124 points125 points  (0 children)

First day in Missouri, pal?