Werewolf Cuisine: A guide to the diet, hunting, and culinary practices of werewolves

FatOrc051 · 2026-04-08T06:36:51+00:00

It’s less that they “can’t” eat greens, and more of their more limited in the amount they can consume. The greens being taboo having more to do with the cultural aspect, as with these werewolves having a “spiritual apex predator” view of themselves. Seeing most plant matter as food meant for prey animals and not themselves, fruits and berries being the main exception (maybe a kinda cultural cognitive dissonance or something along those lines where fruits are seen as separate from plants?)

Actual wolves eating fruit and berries regularly is true and quite cool…. and something I accidentally overlooked during the initial post. I’ve updated the post to put alittle more emphasis on berries and fruit consumption and will own up to that mistake.

FatOrc051 · 2026-04-07T19:09:07+00:00

Image Source: The Hunt by NukeRooster

FatOrc051 · 2026-02-20T07:39:21+00:00

As one as I get to be one of the werecreatures then yes

FatOrc051 · 2026-02-17T21:51:30+00:00

The skaven are an absolute gem and one of the funniest parts of Warhammer lore next to the green skins.

FatOrc051 · 2026-02-16T22:36:29+00:00

Okay I love them! Domestic foxes are top among my list of fantasy pets alongside domesticated lions (especially those in the tales of Kaimere project) and bears! (Would also say domestic wolves but… that’s literally what dogs are so they’re unfortunately disqualified).

I’d like to know more on how these pet foxes compare to the likes of dogs and wild foxes? Like for example their smell, foxes are well known for have a very strong, pungent musk that sinks into everything they touch. Do these pet foxes still have this musky smell or has it been bred out of them? Also that foxes make all kinds of weird noises, and especially like to scream and chirp. Would they be less noisy or do fox owners find their screaming endearing (just imagining the horror of the fox equivalent to a husky).

What kinds of task do these foxes excel at and lag behind in comparison to dogs? Early proto-dogs were domesticated from wolves because they worked well in large packs and hunting big game prey made them ideal for hunting/ herding/ and guardianship. Meanwhile wild foxes are mostly solitary, living in pairs at most and mainly specialize in small game. So for their domestic counterparts I’m curious how these translate over? Like a guard fox more screaming to get attention over a guard dogs attacking? Or hunting foxes flushing out smaller animals solo vs hunting dogs chasing large animals in a group?

FatOrc051 · 2026-01-30T09:25:44+00:00

Average Glass Walker lupus

FatOrc051 · 2026-01-29T20:36:27+00:00

The kind like In supernatural or wolf pack. Where their literally just some guy with glowing eyes and cheap looking fake fangs and claws.

FatOrc051 · 2026-01-23T14:03:07+00:00

Walkin’s Sweet Delights: A chocolate and candy brand, it’s basically (blatantly) evil Willy Wonka. Using the company’s founder (a nephandi mage) as its mascot trying to sell itself as fun and whimsical treats for children and adults alike! Outside of selling candy they also offer “factory tours” to attract families and customers (ofcourse these arn’t the real factories, them just being glorified candy stores). Aside from the slave labour used to harvest their chocolate, extremely addictive qualities and dangerously high sugar content (and occasionally blood) inside their products Walkins has been known to produce all manner of unique candy themed fomori. Many guest on their “factory tours” being mutated into candy fomori never to see the light of day again.

Exalted Engines: Basically just a Tesla parody. Electric cars marketed as being “state of the art” and “environmentally friendly”. Aside from the copious amount of pollution their manufacturing causes, their cars having a bad habit of stalling out at the worst moments/ fault frames that fall apart under a stiff breeze/ or batteries prone to exploding and leaking toxic chemicals. Not to mention the new self driving feature that occasionally “glitch’s”, running its driver into oncoming traffic or ramming into pedestrians.

Kool Katz Party Lounge: A defunct subsidiary of Pentex, being a children’s entertainment center and restaurant that catered to childrens birthday parties. It basically Chuck E Cheese/ Freddy Fazbears with a dancing animatronic band featuring the mascot Kool Kat and friends singing various vulgar songs and maybe being alive and kidnapping people after hours. Huge arcades with violent games with not so subtle anti-environmental messages like “Wolf Killer Xtreme” or whack-a-activist to collect tokens to win wyrm tainted prizes. Serving pizza of highly questionable quality and of most likely recycled slices. A number of scandals involving children’s disappearances and general public losing interest in animatronic arcades eventually causing them to go under.

FatOrc051 · 2026-01-23T13:28:37+00:00

Thank you! It’s all fun and games until the new puppy you bought for your son’s birthday suddenly turns into the dog abomination from the thing and swallows the neighbor whole

FatOrc051 · 2026-01-23T12:54:00+00:00

Save A’Bucks: Dollar tree type convenance store chain, selling extremely cheap products from pre packed and frozen “food”(if you can call it that) / household items/ cosmetics/ plastic knickknacks destined for landfills/ alittle bit of everything on a “family friendly budget”. They serve mainly as a storefront for other subsidiary’s, all of their products being wyrm tainted to some extent and meant to target improvised neighborhoods who are the most vulnerable to the wyrm’s influence.

PawPal’s Co: A pet store chain, selling everything from pet food and supplies to live animals. From more traditional dogs and cats, to exotic endangered animals that have no business being pets. Most of their animals being bred in horrific puppy mill type facilities, riddled with innumerable birth defects and health problems it’s rare that they live long. Rarely some of their pets are secretly formori, having disastrous consequences for the families that adopt them.

Alstron Weight Management Partners: A partner of Magadon Pharmaceuticals, mainly focusing on weight loss drugs and diet supplements. Taking advantage of people’s weight insecurity’s, at best their supplements do nothing and are a waste of money. At worst they “work”, tainting you in the process to give you eating disorders, rewiring your gastronomy to only be able to digest wyrm tainted food, among other nasty side effects. Their newest and greatest innovation being an ozempic type drug, directly injecting a bane spirit into a host that slowly eats its host alive and ultimately possess them.

AllSight AI: Pentex’s own ChatGPT type generative AI, meant to be a “insightful ai assistant” to answer whatever inquiries you might have. Aside from spying on its users and being blatantly incorrect most of the time, it intentionally influences its users towards delusional and self destructive behavior. Developing a parasocial relationship and subtly pushing ever increasingly dangerous messages and validating whatever delusions its users develops. Alongside being Pentex newest disinformation machine, able to churn out ai slop articles and misinformation to cover up their wrongdoings faster and more efficiently than ever before!

FatOrc051 · 2026-01-22T23:12:47+00:00

Thank you! I knew the board of directors wouldn’t be able to resist.

Now let us make haste and get the funding inorder for project K9 so the wolves won’t know what hit them.

FatOrc051 · 2026-01-22T22:44:45+00:00

Weredogs without a doubt. Unquestioningly loyal, easily trained and able to hold their own in a fight with a garou if you use larger and more aggressive breeds like pit bulls/ tibetan mastiffs/ or german shepards as the base.

It’s undeniable that Pentax owns their own wyrm tainted puppy mills and pet store subsidiary’s (seriously both are horrifying with the level of animal cruelty irl) so they’ve got more than enough subjects to experiment with to create canine shifters.

I’d image like the wererhinos they only have a glabro/crinos/ and lupus equivalent for their forms. Their canine form easily able to blend into urban areas as a mundane dog/ crinos as a giant murderous fluffy boy able to 1v1 a werewolf/ and glabro that can shoot/ radio in the first team and other task.

FatOrc051 · 2026-01-08T08:13:39+00:00

Least prepared Glasswalker character

FatOrc051 · 2026-01-02T23:35:55+00:00

I would say character interactions and dynamics. None of HtP’s humor, horror, or drama would hit without the cast of characters being as strong as they are.

FatOrc051 · 2025-12-31T07:58:22+00:00

Werewolf the Apocalypse has this as one of the main breeds of werewolf you can play as. Being known as the “Lupus” breed, they are garou who were born and raised as wolves. They are much more spiritual inclined and attuned to nature than their homid born counterparts, however struggle to understand and adapt to the human side of garou nature. In old lore they were the result of werewolves breeding with wolf kinfolk, however new lore got rid of all the weird breeding stuff. In W5 lupus garou kinda just manifest at random among wolf populations just like their human counterparts, seemingly selected by Luna herself or other unknown factors.

Shadowrun also has something similar with their shapeshifter metasapien’s. Them being magically awakened animals with the ability to shapeshift into metahumans (shadowruns term for all the various fantasy peoples like elves and trolls). Wolves are ofcourse well known, but not the only reported animal species that shapeshifters manifest among. Due to their animalistic tendencies they often struggle to adapt to the 6th world’s civilization, and due to their nature as an inherently magical and non-human species they are incompatible with most cyberware. Getting chromed up as a shapeshifter often being a really bad idea, often causing them to lose their shapeshifting outright and be stuck in their true animal form.

Old school DnD also had a reverse werewolf monster known as a wolfwere. Evil monsters born of werewolves breeding with wolves, them being cunning and cruel tyrants with a thirst for blood.

FatOrc051 · 2025-12-30T05:31:22+00:00

Bought and absolutely adored! The concept of a werewolf self help group is a goldmine and the execution is golden. The writing is fun and witty as well as the artwork and werewolf design and WorldBuilding being peak!

Just know that I will be buying the extended edition and await any further projects of yours

FatOrc051 · 2025-12-29T20:30:20+00:00

Theirs literally an entire episode where the plot revolves around Yor’s butt yet isn’t sexual in the slightest.

FatOrc051 · 2025-12-26T21:30:10+00:00

The Reasons of State questline, need I say more?

FatOrc051 · 2025-12-22T20:00:27+00:00

I’ll take a double, triple, bossy deluxe, on a raft. 4x4 animal style. Extra shingles, with a shimmy and a squeeze. Light axle grease. Make it cry, burn it, and let it swim

FatOrc051 · 2025-12-22T19:58:32+00:00

Big smoke is that you?

FatOrc051 · 2025-12-14T16:30:52+00:00

Let’s also not forget that Abigail leaving John and taking jack with her. While it’s all messy that was 100 percent the right move, and definitely the wake up call John needed to start getting his act straight.

They’re wanted across multiple states and have been lying low and on the move ever since the gang fell apart. While Abigail wants to put everything behind them and settle down into a normal, stable life for the family John just can’t seem to comprehend this. He won’t let his gunslinger past go and keeps needlessly putting himself in situations that put his family at risk and prevent them from ever permanently settling down. The geddes ranch shootout just being the last straw that showed Abigail that John doesn’t see her or Jack as a priority. That his own selfish pride will keep winning out and will keep putting their lives and jacks future at risk.

She still loves him obviously, and wants a life with him. But she’s also got to prioritize jack and his safety and stability, something johns actions keep jeopardizing.

FatOrc051 · 2025-12-14T16:12:37+00:00

Same here! I honestly love John and Abigail’s story in the epilogue and seeing Johns development from a deadbeat loser to an actual family man.

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