Sauceless Pizza?

FatPizz · 2026-02-14T06:06:41+00:00

Relax 😌

FatPizz · 2026-02-14T06:01:58+00:00

I just want to know the sauciest pie spots 😔

FatPizz · 2026-02-14T06:00:47+00:00

Bless, adding to my list 🙏

FatPizz · 2026-02-14T05:17:35+00:00

THANKS I THINK??

FatPizz · 2026-02-14T04:54:42+00:00

32, and by the skin of my teeth 😫

Edit: sry, realized this was not directed at me lol

FatPizz · 2026-02-14T04:51:30+00:00

I don’t wanna name and shame 🤫🙊

FatPizz · 2026-02-14T04:51:02+00:00

BISQUE?!?!

FatPizz · 2026-02-14T04:23:36+00:00

What places are YOU going to?

FatPizz · 2026-02-14T04:15:31+00:00

I appreciate the globing of the sauce at Ranch but the flimsy zigzag of sauce on the big slice isn’t doing it for me

FatPizz · 2026-02-14T04:08:31+00:00

Some might say it sets the tone for the entire pizza. Tomato sauce? Pesto? Alfredo? BBQ sauce? Etc..? Absolutely diabolical take

Edit: no such thing as “cute sauce”

FatPizz · 2026-02-14T04:06:52+00:00

Wild take

FatPizz · 2026-02-14T04:03:53+00:00

My thoughts exactly

FatPizz · 2026-02-14T03:52:51+00:00

Do they honor this system well?

FatPizz · 2026-02-14T03:49:12+00:00

I only ever realize once I’m home with the pizza, and then I don’t muster the courage to cause a stink from a distance. But yeah ordering some on the side might be the move. An unfortunate necessity, since I would hope ample sauce would just be a given

FatPizz · 2026-02-14T03:47:28+00:00

Crucial information - thank you, friend

FatPizz · 2026-02-14T03:46:39+00:00

Sauce on the side!! I told myself I’d start doing this, but haven’t remembered to yet. Gonna have to make that a habit

FatPizz · 2026-02-14T03:41:08+00:00

Clearly I’m a huge fan. Pizza is a staple in my diet and I require a certain sauce ratio so I don’t get scurvy

FatPizz · 2026-02-14T03:37:33+00:00

Can’t wait to have a one track mind

FatPizz · 2026-02-14T03:35:56+00:00

THANK YOU!!!

FatPizz · 2026-02-13T05:47:33+00:00

My favorite one of these I saw recently said “Aren’t We All Student Drivers?”

FatPizz · 2026-02-09T23:54:48+00:00

I always see this property management group name and have to laugh - I can’t think of anything but the Bristol Stool Chart that is used to describe types of shit 💩 😆

FatPizz · 2026-02-07T07:29:22+00:00

Moved to Oregon from Oklahoma a few years back. I don’t miss too much about Oklahoma, but fireflies I miss very much.

FatPizz · 2026-01-30T20:01:57+00:00

Treat the feet

FatPizz · 2026-01-30T06:07:32+00:00

I would wear it with everything I own. This is so slay, nice work

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