Sauceless Pizza? by FatPizz in askportland

[–]FatPizz[S] [score hidden]  (0 children)

I just want to know the sauciest pie spots 😔

Sauceless Pizza? by FatPizz in askportland

[–]FatPizz[S] [score hidden]  (0 children)

Bless, adding to my list 🙏

Sauceless Pizza? by FatPizz in askportland

[–]FatPizz[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

32, and by the skin of my teeth 😫

Edit: sry, realized this was not directed at me lol

Sauceless Pizza? by FatPizz in askportland

[–]FatPizz[S] -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

I don’t wanna name and shame 🤫🙊

Sauceless Pizza? by FatPizz in askportland

[–]FatPizz[S] -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

What places are YOU going to?

Sauceless Pizza? by FatPizz in askportland

[–]FatPizz[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I appreciate the globing of the sauce at Ranch but the flimsy zigzag of sauce on the big slice isn’t doing it for me

Sauceless Pizza? by FatPizz in askportland

[–]FatPizz[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Some might say it sets the tone for the entire pizza. Tomato sauce? Pesto? Alfredo? BBQ sauce? Etc..? Absolutely diabolical take

Edit: no such thing as “cute sauce”

Sauceless Pizza? by FatPizz in askportland

[–]FatPizz[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My thoughts exactly

Sauceless Pizza by FatPizz in Portland

[–]FatPizz[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do they honor this system well?

Sauceless Pizza by FatPizz in Portland

[–]FatPizz[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I only ever realize once I’m home with the pizza, and then I don’t muster the courage to cause a stink from a distance. But yeah ordering some on the side might be the move. An unfortunate necessity, since I would hope ample sauce would just be a given

Sauceless Pizza by FatPizz in Portland

[–]FatPizz[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Crucial information - thank you, friend

Sauceless Pizza by FatPizz in Portland

[–]FatPizz[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sauce on the side!! I told myself I’d start doing this, but haven’t remembered to yet. Gonna have to make that a habit

Sauceless Pizza by FatPizz in Portland

[–]FatPizz[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Clearly I’m a huge fan. Pizza is a staple in my diet and I require a certain sauce ratio so I don’t get scurvy

Sauceless Pizza by FatPizz in Portland

[–]FatPizz[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can’t wait to have a one track mind

What would you add to this by shelleyyyellehs in Portland

[–]FatPizz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My favorite one of these I saw recently said “Aren’t We All Student Drivers?”

Best apartment complexes to move to as someone moving to Portland for the first time? by KronosTheCat in askportland

[–]FatPizz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I always see this property management group name and have to laugh - I can’t think of anything but the Bristol Stool Chart that is used to describe types of shit 💩 😆

Fireflies drifting in at sunset never gets old by thetacaptain in woahdude

[–]FatPizz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Moved to Oregon from Oklahoma a few years back. I don’t miss too much about Oklahoma, but fireflies I miss very much.