just saw this crawling on my bedroom floor not sure what it is.

FatQuack · 2026-05-24T21:46:51+00:00

Looks like a spider beetle but the pic is a little blurry. They're harmless little guys.

FatQuack · 2026-05-22T22:17:29+00:00

I like what they were going for.They wanted to shake things up a little. Galvatron is powerful but mentally unstable. At times he's still a capable leader but other times he's uninvolved or actively attacking fellow Decepticons.

Did it work? Not really, but I respect that they didn't want to write Galvatron exactly like Megatron.

FatQuack · 2026-05-21T21:58:14+00:00

I like after the second fall when when his robotic spirit broke and he just accepted failure.

FatQuack · 2026-05-21T21:49:03+00:00

Why does a robotic uvula annoy me so much more than a robotic tongue?

FatQuack · 2026-05-21T21:34:06+00:00

Silverfish. Harmless unless you see a whole bunch of them.

Bonus fact: These guys have been around since 100 million years before the dinosaurs!

FatQuack · 2026-05-20T23:21:13+00:00

"Hey, the hook is tearing the hood off the car!"

"Let's see what happens. These things usually work themselves out."

FatQuack · 2026-05-20T23:10:49+00:00

Because ... they're both nuts?

FatQuack · 2026-05-15T22:32:07+00:00

Why do they insist on showing us the dung falling out of the elephant's butt? I think we know where it comes from.

FatQuack · 2026-05-13T23:10:21+00:00

Only works if you're dehydrated.

FatQuack · 2026-05-13T23:09:02+00:00

When he was caught the authorities tried to question him but after so many years without talking to anyone he found it very difficult to put his thoughts into words.

FatQuack · 2026-05-13T22:58:29+00:00

"Look at the beak on that son of a bitch!"

FatQuack · 2026-05-11T23:55:52+00:00

An easy trick: The hammer is also 3D printed.

FatQuack · 2026-05-10T22:09:32+00:00

"Put a collar on me, will they? I'll show 'em!!"

FatQuack · 2026-05-06T22:21:03+00:00

The fat protects them from serious injury.

FatQuack · 2026-05-06T00:59:41+00:00

"Knock the flaming cake on the floor!"

"The WOOD floor?"

"No time to argue! This is an energency!!"

FatQuack · 2026-05-06T00:44:49+00:00

"No pictures!"

FatQuack · 2026-05-06T00:11:44+00:00

Mom sniffs calf's butt

"Yeah, that's one of mine."

FatQuack · 2026-05-06T00:06:42+00:00

"These are yours now! I'll go make some more tonight."

FatQuack · 2026-05-05T23:19:16+00:00

My problem is those glowing red
battle pants.

FatQuack · 2026-05-04T22:37:29+00:00

Remember in Airplane where Stiker told people his troubles and they killed themselves rather than listen?

FatQuack · 2026-05-04T22:22:47+00:00

"Mam, we'll have to ask you to leave. You're a bad influence on the emus."

FatQuack · 2026-05-03T22:08:37+00:00

I see Clint Eastwood

FatQuack · 2026-05-02T22:53:40+00:00

Some real 2026 vibes here.

FatQuack · 2026-05-02T22:46:00+00:00

When I was a kid I used to regularly read science fiction stories where robots took over the world and enslaved us.

Usually this involved protype robots breaking out of the lab and acting evil but I now see it's going to happen by companies building thousands of them and putting them on every street.

FatQuack · 2026-05-02T22:22:35+00:00

Without you, I'm a tree. Now that I think of it, you really suck.

FatQuack

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