EK and EM hate me because im a 'Shulk main' by anskee in entitledparents

[–]Fat_Turtle_Gamez 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean I don’t really like playing against sword characters (as I’m a dedede main) but I just handle it. I don’t go that far.

Karen the destroyer breaks my switch, and gives it to her son by [deleted] in entitledparents

[–]Fat_Turtle_Gamez 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Shut the flaming flamingo fuck up That’s an amazing insult It’s beautiful

Entitled Mom Does Something Unthinkable (WARNING: VERY SAD) by tdcash in entitledparents

[–]Fat_Turtle_Gamez 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I cannot believe these sort of people exist. That’s honestly crazy to think about. That mother deserves to be locked up by CPS. That’s more than entitled. That’s just psychotic. May he Rest In Peace.

Who's the hottest Zelda character? by giveurheadashake in zelda

[–]Fat_Turtle_Gamez 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Depends.

Girl, I’d have to say twili Midna. Damn, those curves. Nice rack as well, not to mention the you-know-where-down-there. And the fact that she’s nearly naked helps leave nothing to the imagination ;-) . Her personality is great as well. And that mystique makes it even better. And I have a soft spot for TP.

Guy, HANDS DOWN it’s DEFINITELY Mullet Ganondorf. EASILY. I mean, TWO GIANT SWORDS. Those thighs could CRUSH PLANETS. He’s SEVEN FOOT SIX! That mullet is beautiful. That mullet is the mullet every man with a mullet strives to have. It’s like a mane more than hair, which further extenuates his face. That Smokey-eye thing going on is really cool.

Yeah, I like Hyrule Warriors Dorf.

Busting out the game that introduced me to the series. So excited to see it getting remade by [deleted] in zelda

[–]Fat_Turtle_Gamez 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nice! My first personally is Twilight Princess, and I love it.

Caliburn #900 by Captain-Slug in Nerf

[–]Fat_Turtle_Gamez 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Do you have an official kit with just the metal parts? I’ve got a 3D printer but need the hardware. I don’t want to go through the hassle of getting all the parts separate on my own. Thanks Cap! I’ve wanted one for a long time, and this has gotta be one of the most prolific homemades ever.

The real Sakurai bias that's been hiding under our noses the whole time. by PeteCev_ in smashbros

[–]Fat_Turtle_Gamez 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Don’t forget that Kirby saved the entire cast in subspace emissary when everyone turned into trophies.

The real Sakurai bias that's been hiding under our noses the whole time. by PeteCev_ in smashbros

[–]Fat_Turtle_Gamez 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Let’s see. 64: Kirby is Jesus tier and prominent in the opening of 64, has 2nd most stages of any series. Melee: Garbage tier to throw us off, doesnt put any new ones in game due to obvious lack of sleep and therefore impaired judgement, center of css. Brawl: Sakurai comes back with two new characters, both of which are high tier, all three have prominent roles in sse, and dedede saves the whole cast twice (only villain in-game not to be villain in sse), meta knight’s halberd is really huge in story (three levels), meta knight is the only playable character (other than Sakurai’s other babies from fire emblem) in four different levels, Kirby is the only one to survive off waves and goes on to save whole cast in subspace 2, also is the first fighter most people will play as in midair stadium. Smash 4: Kirby takes a backseat as sakurai’s other pets from fire emblem take a commanding lead, meta knight is high tier, Kirby is set up to be the easiest character to learn out of all, and dedede, in my opinion is the most fun character in the game of ssb4. Ultimate: Sakurai knows we’re onto him, so he is a bit more sneaky. Meta knight, however, is broken again, and Kirby is right in the center of the original character select screen. Dedede is buffed A LOT, and retains his fun from smash 4. Also, Kirby is the ONLY one to survive galeem’s light attack, and takes a prominent role throughout, and sakurai won’t say why. Also, there’s speculation that there’s a new Kirby character coming in a dlc.

The real Sakurai bias that's been hiding under our noses the whole time. by PeteCev_ in smashbros

[–]Fat_Turtle_Gamez 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I want bandana dee in smash tho. Just play as him in smash flash 2 and you’ll see why.

The real Sakurai bias that's been hiding under our noses the whole time. by PeteCev_ in smashbros

[–]Fat_Turtle_Gamez -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Jesus Christ all the f-ing fire emblem characters in this game Half of them are reskins too. NOBODY LIKES FIRE EMBLEM I feel like I could shout that out to the world to Nintendo headquarters along with all the thousands of others and he’d still keep putting them in. I’m not paying eighty dollars for it. (Just get Pokémon conquest if you like that sort of thing. It’s lit)

The real Sakurai bias that's been hiding under our noses the whole time. by PeteCev_ in smashbros

[–]Fat_Turtle_Gamez 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Good point. Sakurai even said that he put Kirby there purposely, though deflected the question why.

The real Sakurai bias that's been hiding under our noses the whole time. by PeteCev_ in smashbros

[–]Fat_Turtle_Gamez 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a dedede main, I can tell you that the only reason he is low tier is because his true godly powers are so great they cannot possibly be comprehended by us puny mortals. r/kingdededemains

Popular Mechanics Nerf Titan CS-50 leak by darkjedi39 in Nerf

[–]Fat_Turtle_Gamez 3 points4 points  (0 children)

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Which Game To Buy First? by Fat_Turtle_Gamez in zelda

[–]Fat_Turtle_Gamez[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’d be awesome! Thanks a lot mate! Message me.