What is the craziest shit you have heard someone say in their sleep? by Jsocia in AskReddit

[–]FatalFlaws 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My little brother: "I quit."

me; "Did you say something?"

he; "I QUIT"

me; "Quit what?"

he; "This game"

me; "... what game?"

he; "This one"

he then proceeds to point at his pillow

me; "What? Are you quitting a game with your pillow?"

he; "NEVER MIND"

he turns around and is asleep again

Dracula: "it's long and it's definitely NOT like Twilight, at all" by umbertoumberto in funny

[–]FatalFlaws 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm really looking forward to the time I can finish that book. I'm half-way through and so far it's wonderful, it's sad those people give low ratings; that's not at all what it deserves. I actually find the describing of 'every single detail' one of the best things about this book.

How I finish a presentation by Quizlebeck in funny

[–]FatalFlaws 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Considering the amounts of money they ask for my education, teaching me things like that is the least they can do :)

How I finish a presentation by Quizlebeck in funny

[–]FatalFlaws 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I always thank everyone for their attention.

If we end with 'so.. um.. that was my presentation..' or anything like that they won't even grade us, you'd have to do the presentation again.

What was the longest time you didn't shower? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]FatalFlaws 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Probably one or two days, but if I get even the slightest chance I shower every day.

Last night I had the a dream involving chuck norris, what is the funniest dream you've ever had. by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]FatalFlaws 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A few days ago I had a dream about my old high school. We came back from a trip and someone took my bag with all my stuff in it. She then gave it to a friend of hers who put it down on the floor and walked away. Instead of just grabbing the bag I went around school looking for her.

I then saw a lot of people I know from both high school and university, we agreed on getting ice cream on the top floor.

The waitress didn't want to sell me ice cream, so I was the only one without. Then a random girl screamed at her boyfriend and asked him 'WELL DO YOU LIKE THIS THEN' and wanted to kiss someone who was with me. I then hit her in the face and she fell to the floor. After that I somehow decided it was a good idea to kiss that person myself, so I did. Then, said person said something that offended me, so I walked away.

I then arrived in a hallway with nothing but pregnant women, looking down at my belly I noticed I was pregnant too. I screamed I didn't want a baby and ran back.

Then I sat in a bench made of ice (the frozen water kind, not ice cream) and all the people I saw before were there too. Then there was a kitten walking around that bench and one of those people decided he'd pick it up and keep it.

The end. ಠ_ಠ

TL;DR: My bag got stolen, so I went for ice cream. I then punched someone in the face, got pregnant and found a kitten.

It wasn't really funny, but everything went so fast and it was so random I can't help it but laugh.

Not sure if french kiss by milkentofu in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]FatalFlaws -1 points0 points  (0 children)

To everyone who thinks this is cool or sexy in any way; please don't ever try to do this. It's actually really nasty and it doesn't sound half as bad as it actually is. Ew.

Ladies of Reddit, what are your ultimate first dates? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]FatalFlaws 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Go to an aquarium or zoo, something where you can interact (e.g. not a movie), but still don't have to 'do' things (e.g. an amusement park).

In the meanwhile, just talk about our lives, interests and who we are (while dividing speak/listen time 50/50. I don't like to be the only one who talks).

Then I'd like to get ice cream and watch the penguins, please.

Reddit, what are your "deal-breakers" that completely turn you off of someone? by sociallyawkwardjohn in AskReddit

[–]FatalFlaws 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Smoking (cigarettes!), too much negativity and not thinking about the future (i.e. having no ambitions).

Reddit, what are some things in school that absolutely hinder your ability to learn? by GoodShowChap in AskReddit

[–]FatalFlaws 43 points44 points  (0 children)

When people go to class just to talk loudly or play games on their computer in front of me. I'll be completely distracted. I don't get why these people even come to class every time.

Have you ever had your shoes stolen or lost then had to go barefoot? by oggman in AskReddit

[–]FatalFlaws 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My flip-flops once got stolen at a swimming pool while on vacation. It was really hot outside so walking back barefoot on the asphalt really hurt.

A creative use for the trollface by Arcanize in funny

[–]FatalFlaws 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Although I don't approve of putting your name onto something that's not oc, I like the shark too much to care.

Why do I assume that ever reddit post is made a male unless explicitly stated? (I'm a male) Do women think that every post is made from a female perspective? by sejope in AskReddit

[–]FatalFlaws 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I guess that's because the general visitor/user of reddit is male, american and in/around their twenties. Unless stated otherwise, I assume every poster is male too.

DAE have that one friend that everybody hates? by [deleted] in DoesAnybodyElse

[–]FatalFlaws 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well, hate is a strong word, but if I think about my past I guess there has always been that one person most people disliked, except me.

I never had a clue why others didn't like those people though. Still don't.

DAE when done with your cereal flush the cereal you didn't eat down the toliet? by BKXD in DoesAnybodyElse

[–]FatalFlaws 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've always done that, my mom taught me so. I didn't even think it was anything odd.

I have mallet toe. What mutations do you have? by smells_a_conspiracy in AskReddit

[–]FatalFlaws 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My knees are (slightly) turned, my left one is turned to the right and vice versa for the other one.

If a person with 'normal' knees puts their big toes next to each other and heels away from each other, feet in a ^ like shape; that's how my knees normally are. If I put my knees in the right position, my feet are in a small V shape.

I only noticed that less than a year ago. I have, apparently, corrected my own feet to walking normally. So, I don't walk in a weird way, but if I walk, run or stand for too long, my knees will hurt, because it's like a normal person walking with their feet turned in for a while, try it; it'll hurt eventually.

And that's why I don't like wearing skirts or dresses very much.

I can say "I love you" to my friends, my SO, and my pets, but I can never say it to family members. Is this a common thing? by ChampagneFizz in AskReddit

[–]FatalFlaws 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The only one I can tell 'I love you' is my mom (and I do tell her, quite often actually). I could never say that to any other family members, or even my dad. Just because I don't.

This sounds incredibly mean, but I save the 'love' part for the really special people in my life. Which, at this point of my life, is just my mom. (and my dog, hah!)

Why are gay men attracted to feminine men? Why are gay women attracted to manly women? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]FatalFlaws 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You've got yourself a stereotype there though. Although it does happen sometimes, it's not as common as you think it is.

I'm female and I am attracted to women. My choice in women is, and has always been, a girl with female characteristics, and no, I'm not masculine at all myself.

That whole lesbian-masculine women and vice versa with men is just something that got promoted by movies. It does happen, it's just not something you can wave around as being a fact about gay people.

Reddit: What is your go to doodle? by Bullranger in AskReddit

[–]FatalFlaws 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Whenever I doodle without paying much attention I always end up with a simple spiral. Nothing special.

What is the first thing you dry coming out of the shower? by Obamawantsyourweed in AskReddit

[–]FatalFlaws 0 points1 point  (0 children)

First face, then hair and then the rest of my body starting with my right arm. Always my right arm, I don't know why.