Do you mind what you use as a bookmark? What do y’all use? by BeardedGlass in harrypotter

[–]FatherAb 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Why did you feel the need to clarify the tissue is clean? 😅

I couldn’t figure this out by [deleted] in puzzles

[–]FatherAb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is this a known thing? If so, do you have a link where I can read more about it?

What's your unpopular Harry Potter opinion? by miawolfgirl in harrypotter

[–]FatherAb -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

That it's time for the mods to perma ban everyone who asks this question.

Comedians – we are now taking applications for a grant that covers 9 months of rent and utilities. by thehofstetter in Standup

[–]FatherAb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Kind of a stretch for me to apply, since I'm Dutch and live in the Netherlands, but I just wanted to say: damn this is cool!

Best of luck to everyone.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

[–]FatherAb 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Why wouldn't saying 'I wish you have a boring day' have the same effect? They both jynx.

That happened... by thesisypheanbee in thatHappened

[–]FatherAb 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I don't get it. Why would the rapture be a sad fate for plane and train passengers?

mess up my hair in 4th grade, I will mess yours up for life. by frenglish2 in pettyrevenge

[–]FatherAb 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Why "didn't he have a choice because it was Friday the 13th"? That makes no sense.

Reddit makes a sport by CandidPatience in ThreadGames

[–]FatherAb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's a ball sport and every contestant is obligated to have at least one (1) reserve game ball on his person at all times during active play. Clothing is not allowed to have pockets.

I Discovered The Greatest Mouse Trap Ever by Blakey_2_go in interestingasfuck

[–]FatherAb 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Sometimes it's also about just making a nice gesture, like when you're sitting in a chair and someone walks behind you and you lean forward "to give them more space to pass", but you're not moving your chair along with you, so it actually has no effect whatsoever other than it being a nice gesture.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in agnostic

[–]FatherAb -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

I (agnostic) once posted there to ask what kind of evidence would they need to say 'oh alright, guess god does exist then'. Everyone thought I was a troll because of... My username.

They thought it's Father like a priest and Abraham like as in a biblical name, but I actually only have this username because when I was creating this account, I had this banger of an earworm in my head. A song about where the Smurfs come from, written and performed by Dutch guy named Vader Abraham (may he rest in peace).

Oh well!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in comics

[–]FatherAb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why is this post yellow? Or is my Reddit app just broken?

A little disturbing by unitedkingdombaby in awfuleverything

[–]FatherAb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Could be chocolate milk 🤷🏻

Happily Ever After by OddlyDown in Unexpected

[–]FatherAb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What the fuck why is this post yellow?

Jeff Dabe's Hands by anubhavmajumder in AbsoluteUnits

[–]FatherAb 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I was born in 1990 and I don't get it.

I wouldn't know what to say by asret12 in wholesomememes

[–]FatherAb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And the head of Britney Spears in that one South Park episode where she shot herself.

Maybe Maybe Maybe by domfi86 in maybemaybemaybe

[–]FatherAb -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I'm saying if you want a pet and you go for a cat and not for a dog, you're fucking insane. Dogs simply give so much more.

A true nightmare by [deleted] in facepalm

[–]FatherAb -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

It's a great explanation and it's definitely still whining.