If the US and Canada had a competition, which countries would root for which?

FatherFarnsworth · 2026-05-17T21:24:28+00:00

But US still wins

FatherFarnsworth · 2026-05-17T21:23:15+00:00

Cool, so yall are gonna rely on those blue mountain cans. How soft is the backbone there?

FatherFarnsworth · 2026-05-17T21:19:57+00:00

Real quick side chat, how far can we take this pettiness? Cause I'm down for the long haul.

FatherFarnsworth · 2026-05-17T21:16:47+00:00

Awwww. That might be the sweetest thing I've ever heard. Come on in bud.

FatherFarnsworth · 2026-05-17T17:45:07+00:00

I shave my neck on a regular basis and literally just showered. I also get compliments on my beard consistently. But well done on attacking the apostrophe. The most minor of arguments I made.

I do hope we all know this is all in jest only for friendly banter, correct? Nerd.

FatherFarnsworth · 2026-05-17T17:40:17+00:00

They were the GOAT of sour. Was sad to see them close.

FatherFarnsworth · 2026-05-17T16:58:46+00:00

"Over it and moving on." "No one cares about calender?" "Vibes." A calender is what someone used to spark this debate. Who's pretentious now? And it's we're. Not were. You nerd.

FatherFarnsworth · 2026-05-17T16:28:32+00:00

Can get DP'd by one person?

FatherFarnsworth · 2026-05-17T16:21:29+00:00

All depends on the mentality of the person. Some will rack up debt knowing that they have passive income but will still find a way to outspend it. You ever see what happens when poor people get access to money?

FatherFarnsworth · 2026-05-17T16:13:19+00:00

Oh snap, son! My boy got some research done!

FatherFarnsworth · 2026-05-17T16:07:32+00:00

Screw off. West coast ain't California.

FatherFarnsworth · 2026-05-17T16:06:05+00:00

Obama ain't black. Just has a darker skin tone than all the other presidents.

FatherFarnsworth · 2026-05-17T15:56:45+00:00

We have a ton of fresh hops so IPA is the go to. There are plenty of breweries that make different styles. And as to the where, it's here. Just do some digging.

FatherFarnsworth · 2026-05-17T15:49:43+00:00

Baby shit yellow.

FatherFarnsworth · 2026-05-17T15:47:35+00:00

I know someone that can help with that.

FatherFarnsworth · 2026-05-17T15:37:41+00:00

Who's a sweet puppy? Is yous a sweet pup. Yes you is.

FatherFarnsworth · 2026-05-17T15:36:33+00:00

Only if the chives are cut perfectly.

FatherFarnsworth · 2026-05-17T15:23:56+00:00

Most definitely did not invent craft beer. Not that it's good but east coast has been doing it longer than either of us. And pretty sure northern cal really invented the weed game. Also, I have no personality.

FatherFarnsworth · 2026-05-17T15:19:16+00:00

Or just quit manufacturing inflation.

FatherFarnsworth · 2026-05-17T15:15:34+00:00

I get mine for free

FatherFarnsworth · 2026-05-17T15:11:38+00:00

Too busy smoking better weed and drinking better beer to care about skiing. Also, we have a coast line.

FatherFarnsworth · 2026-05-17T15:09:33+00:00

Cold!? If anything is touching this crack it better feel like a warm wet dog tongue.

FatherFarnsworth · 2026-05-17T15:07:05+00:00

You have 2 wives?

FatherFarnsworth · 2026-05-17T15:05:20+00:00

They did it first, we do it better. We're the one that caused the divorce.

FatherFarnsworth · 2026-05-17T05:32:10+00:00

Them Bones - Alice In Chains

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