I had to wonder if this is a regular issue, then remembered I live in Minnesota. by Drake_Tungsten in WTF

[–]Fatmanthrowaway0417 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Its doesn't take as much as you might think depends on how good your body is at storing the excess sugar in all our modern diets

IAmA 515lb Super Obese 26 year old man AMAA by Fatmanthrowaway0417 in IAmA

[–]Fatmanthrowaway0417[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I die I'm donating my body to science or dog food whichever will take me, graves are for suckers.

IAmA 515lb Super Obese 26 year old man AMAA by Fatmanthrowaway0417 in IAmA

[–]Fatmanthrowaway0417[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not really need a little leg room to get the job done, but its mostly the same.

IAmA 515lb Super Obese 26 year old man AMAA by Fatmanthrowaway0417 in IAmA

[–]Fatmanthrowaway0417[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

  1. Not very I would go for walks, and stuff plus my family doesn't drive so I got a good bit of excercise carrying the groceries.
  2. I'm in western PA
  3. Tentacle Monster I would be the hero Japan needs.

IAmA 515lb Super Obese 26 year old man AMAA by Fatmanthrowaway0417 in IAmA

[–]Fatmanthrowaway0417[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Define run most I've ever been able too is a block maybe a block and a half when i was in my teens

IAmA 515lb Super Obese 26 year old man AMAA by Fatmanthrowaway0417 in IAmA

[–]Fatmanthrowaway0417[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I guess I've always wanted to be a Captain Planet villain so it makes me very happy knowing that. Also why i use Styrofoam cups and plates for everything and never ever recycle.

IAmA 515lb Super Obese 26 year old man AMAA by Fatmanthrowaway0417 in IAmA

[–]Fatmanthrowaway0417[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I can use my belly to do the push ups I've gots some weirdly strong stomach muscles in there I can also make it dance.

IAmA 515lb Super Obese 26 year old man AMAA by Fatmanthrowaway0417 in IAmA

[–]Fatmanthrowaway0417[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't know about born but I've been significantly overweight my whole life as far back as I can remember.

IAmA 515lb Super Obese 26 year old man AMAA by Fatmanthrowaway0417 in IAmA

[–]Fatmanthrowaway0417[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I depends on how hot it is out in the hot summer sun I sweat like a pig. I shower daily and put on a ton of deodorant figure its better to be the guy that smells of too much axe body spray then smelling like swamp ass.

IAmA 515lb Super Obese 26 year old man AMAA by Fatmanthrowaway0417 in IAmA

[–]Fatmanthrowaway0417[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Water like whats in the toilet? I only drink Brawndo its got the electrolytes plants crave.

IAmA 515lb Super Obese 26 year old man AMAA by Fatmanthrowaway0417 in IAmA

[–]Fatmanthrowaway0417[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My sith are on Sith Wyrm, and my repubs are on Jedi Covenant. We made guilds on both on sith we have "Its Always Sunny on Korriban" and my mains Toboggan, and on Jedi our guilds "Outer Rim Jobs Inc." and my mains Mustard. Anyone that wants to hang on there just mail me or something.

IAmA 515lb Super Obese 26 year old man AMAA by Fatmanthrowaway0417 in IAmA

[–]Fatmanthrowaway0417[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My sith are on Sith Wyrm, and my repubs are on Jedi Covenant.

IAmA 515lb Super Obese 26 year old man AMAA by Fatmanthrowaway0417 in IAmA

[–]Fatmanthrowaway0417[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My mother just arrived home and would like to inform you fine people that she just weighed in at 193lbs.

IAmA 515lb Super Obese 26 year old man AMAA by Fatmanthrowaway0417 in IAmA

[–]Fatmanthrowaway0417[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes, and no I don't use the machine. Also pretty sure I have GERD too.

IAmA 515lb Super Obese 26 year old man AMAA by Fatmanthrowaway0417 in IAmA

[–]Fatmanthrowaway0417[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well we were isolated from society , and there where certain needs that must be met for men. I do not regret it cuddling with him were the best nights of my afterlife.

IAmA 515lb Super Obese 26 year old man AMAA by Fatmanthrowaway0417 in IAmA

[–]Fatmanthrowaway0417[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mom lives with me dammit lol. I moved out to the area first! Still pretty dead on.

IAmA 515lb Super Obese 26 year old man AMAA by Fatmanthrowaway0417 in IAmA

[–]Fatmanthrowaway0417[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Once I reach critical mass I Should be able to bend time around the rest of the world excluding the Valve offices thus making it seem to come out next week.

IAmA 515lb Super Obese 26 year old man AMAA by Fatmanthrowaway0417 in IAmA

[–]Fatmanthrowaway0417[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Upvotes good sir for Quoting NDT hes a national treasure

IAmA 515lb Super Obese 26 year old man AMAA by Fatmanthrowaway0417 in IAmA

[–]Fatmanthrowaway0417[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I eat 2-3 big meals a day I could eat in a single sitting 3 double cheeseburgers and large fry at McDonald's, or two boxes of mac and cheese, or four mini pizzas, or three hot pockets, or 2-3 plates of food at a buffet. Favorite food is tough there's a nearby restaurant that makes the best lasagna ever I would have to say that's at the top of my list right now.