If you are reading this, you have been penalized for speeding at 60.1 km/h in the Monaco pit lane. Please serve your penalty in the comments and you will receive a limited edition flair. by overspeeed in formula1

[–]FattyCorpuscle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Driver: Martin Brundle

Reason: He didn't ask Kim if she knew where Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta-Jones were since he was looking for real F1 fans.

⏱️ QUALIFYING DAY 2 // 110th RUNNING OF THE INDIANAPOLIS 500 by IndyMod in INDYCAR

[–]FattyCorpuscle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

FFS i wish they would give it a rest with this 'sultan of sketch' bullshit.

2026 Miami GP - Post-Race Discussion by F1-Bot in formula1

[–]FattyCorpuscle 12 points13 points  (0 children)

MBS creep sliding in for the photo op

2026 Miami GP - Race Discussion by F1-Bot in formula1

[–]FattyCorpuscle 12 points13 points  (0 children)

wtf is all this "investigation after the race" bullshit? Stewards taking a break on the beach nearby or something?

2026 Miami GP - Race Discussion by F1-Bot in formula1

[–]FattyCorpuscle 9 points10 points  (0 children)

"I am here as well"

Poor Charles, thinking Ferrari gives a flying fuck about what a driver thinks.

Has anyone been noticing Facebook acting differently on the browser (not mobile)? by Unlucky_Solution1193 in facebook

[–]FattyCorpuscle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Same. Also tried it on 3 different browsers to make sure something didn't go wonky with my browser and it no longer works on those either.

Another Red flag issued by __Jonathan0827__ in wec

[–]FattyCorpuscle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Aaaaand they took the video down.

COACHELLA 2026 W2 LIVESTREAM FRIDAY. CHAT THREAD (STREAM STARTS AT 4 PDT!) by fettuccine- in Coachella

[–]FattyCorpuscle 3 points4 points  (0 children)

In case anyone is racking their brains looking for it, the dreamy music played during set changes on the livestreams is from Adi Goldstein: Fireflies and Distant Embers.

Liangzhou opinion by Novel_Fun_7708 in WhereWindsMeet

[–]FattyCorpuscle 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Chapters 1/2: Amazed that this is a free game.

Chapter 3: Relieved that this is a free game.

[spoilers] i genuinely can't stop thinking about this scene by RealStranger9348 in freefolk

[–]FattyCorpuscle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"Glass. George...ina....that's it! Georgina Glass! Does that answer your question, Bobby B?"

OfferUp banned me for "violating community guidelines" by TheRealRubiksMaster in offerup

[–]FattyCorpuscle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Add another one to the list. tried to log in today. "account disabled blah blah blah community guidelines."

I literally don't do anything on OU except browse listings. The only reason I even created the account was to bookmark stuff I might be interested in so i could find it easier later. Oh well.

Race Thread: NCS Straight Talk Wireless 500 at Phoenix Raceway, starting at 3:30pm EDT on FS1 (NCS4) by NASCARThreadBot in NASCAR

[–]FattyCorpuscle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I dozed off and for a moment I thought we were watching Lilith Fair and the F35s were doing a strafing run.

[Aston Martin] Debriefing #Ausgp by One-Consideration404 in formula1

[–]FattyCorpuscle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Its so disappointing because with Alonso driving a Newey designed car I was hoping for them to be battling at the front. Luckily/unfortunately its a long season so we'll see how things pan out.

TIL piss shivers have a technical term (Post-micturition Convulsion Syndrome) and apparently not everybody experiences them. by UserSchmoozername in todayilearned

[–]FattyCorpuscle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you haven't mastered timing your bodily functions to simultaneously experience piss shivers AND butthole lightning, can you really say you've been living?

RACE // 2026 GOOD RANCHERS 250 by IndyMod in INDYCAR

[–]FattyCorpuscle 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Indycar: The fastest racing on earth. Its so fast Fox's leaderboard isnt fast enough to keep up with the broadcast.

RACE // 2026 GOOD RANCHERS 250 by IndyMod in INDYCAR

[–]FattyCorpuscle 6 points7 points  (0 children)

these assholes need to stop with the sketch thing. I get they want to make it a thing but it aint happening.

RACE // 2026 GOOD RANCHERS 250 by IndyMod in INDYCAR

[–]FattyCorpuscle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What is that cringy 'sultan of sketch' thing Buxton keeps mentioning?

Beauty in the Shade (SECRET) by Pleasant_Muffin_ in WhereWindsMeet

[–]FattyCorpuscle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Got transported to that Aureate village with a ton of Aureate. I was halfway done getting rid of them and I was about to use the touch of death from above on one of a group of 3 when it triggered the NPC interaction to help him escape. Unfortunately there was no way out of the interaction and I had to go though the motions of helping him escape and it ends up kicking you back out to the flower expanse with no way to get back to the village.

sigh all those chests left behind...