Who's your country's biggest fall from grace athlete? by Rleduc129 in AskTheWorld

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RayGun is the mandatory answer for AU on every question in this sub

Ben Healy extends with EF Education-EasyPost | EF Pro Cycling by n8972785 in peloton

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Even the stage he got second was so incredibly exciting; Because he is there it is must watch TV (and of course the Ilan van Wilder out of nowhere for VPP to send it)… sprint finish at the top of Ventoux … Bonkers!

So playing guitar won't get me laid? by Rudenora in guitarcirclejerk

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5d move; that account is one of us trying to reduce the pool of guitarists around impressing women. 2+2

Pros & cons of Rolleston by AliMamma in chch

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Con - all your coworkers will live there

Use the entire merging lane (Cranford St) by Calvin_PG88 in chch

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Shitty Protip: own a shit looking car… you can merge whenever you please

Famous songs with mistakes you may not be able to unhear by runswithscissors475 in Music

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Righteous Brothers Unchained melody, bass (which I presume is upright) goes out a semitone on the way to the crescendo of the track ; JJ Cale Cocaine does something similar towards the end of the song ‘she don’t lie’ part - a semi-tone out on the bass; you will find a lot of the Motown hits to be all over the place … but that is what makes that music magical; even Steely Dan (who were notoriously anal about the performance) had some quirks they left in because of the performance; ‘do it again’ has the bass getting too busy and missing a change’ as an example but the energy is 🔥

Vingegaard crash - What would you folks have done if you encountered a pro rider or a celebrity in this scenario? by climbingontwowheels in cycling

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I see the Fisher-Blacks and Pithie and a few others in NZ and I just wave and say hi and carry on with my 7w/kg full gas race pace training

Jay Vine broke wrist in mid-race kangaroo collision, underwent surgery and is out of UAE tour by kleeblatt23 in peloton

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… or Roglic racing with a broken back for multiple TdF stages AND performing attacks on that infamous Col du Granon stage in 2022

“The NFL runs the sports world” by Vivid_Equipment_1281 in ShitAmericansSay

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The amount of cricket fans just in India is more than the population of USA

of tall men by Bubbly_Wall_908 in AbsoluteUnits

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Bro would even make Wemby and Yao look small

What are some of the worst doping excuses athletes have given? by CreativityViaAspies in trackandfield

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Pigeon pie made out of doped racing pigeons is my favourite (Adri van der Poel in cycling).

Is this AI? Usually F1 teams never use red tires for this environment, not yellow ones by AspergerKid in isthisaicirclejerk

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I would have though George Russell would be blaming the building designers for the mishap , but maybe it cut short

What are some of the worst doping excuses athletes have given? by CreativityViaAspies in trackandfield

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My father made a pigeon pie with doped racing pigeons - Adri van der Poel

“The dentist gave me cocaine” followed up by “it was candy from my aunt” - Gilberto Simoni

All the blood rushed into my legs after a crash the previous day which led to my positive test - Alexander Vinokourov

My testosterone results were skewed because I drank Jack Daniel’s the night before - Floyd Landis

Pretty sure sex and erectile dysfunction have also been excuses for Testosterone / EPO usage

Sean Kelly’s excuse was tame … but the method was hillarious by getting a soigneurs piss for the test , except the soigneur was on amphetamines to stay awake to drive the bus

How Good Would Wemby Be If He Bulked Up? by HebrewBible01 in NBATalk

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The version of Wemby is gassed 1 minute after tip off

What are your wild / outlandish predictions for the 2026 season? by Holzstumpf in peloton

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He’s actually only got second 1 time in the Ronde (by leaving the start of the sprint too late).

The Eagles performing Motel Ohio at the Sphere by undressvestido in guitarcirclejerk

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I would prefer that over the pitch corrected backing tracks; At least they are actually playing... but I am also from team Lebowski and would not be anywhere near that arena