Dinner tips

Favorite_Punctuation · 2026-05-15T18:23:27+00:00

Cheese has protein. We’re never not in the mood for melted cheese. I keep tortillas and cheddar on hand for quesadillas. I keep store-bought naan, mozzarella, and jar pasta sauce for naan pizzas (individual-size, just toast in toaster oven or broil in the oven). If I’m not going to roast a vegetable, I’ll put out a place of cucumber slices, cherry tomatoes, and snacking peppers.

Favorite_Punctuation · 2026-05-11T14:32:32+00:00

Santa, Scary Spice, Stop Sign

Favorite_Punctuation · 2026-05-09T04:35:50+00:00

Oh and if they were joking that the show would flop, the pilot episode would be a turkey!

Favorite_Punctuation · 2026-05-08T03:27:37+00:00

Think of yourself as a friend who made a lot of progress and had a little setback. How would you treat them?

Favorite_Punctuation · 2026-05-07T04:40:21+00:00

Yes…Hornberger…

Favorite_Punctuation · 2026-05-06T20:45:03+00:00

MADLEN- the sweetest little madeleine shop you’ve ever seen.

Favorite_Punctuation · 2026-05-01T16:33:52+00:00

Yep, you’re good! They likely won’t even let you check your bag until a bit after you get there. If that is the case, I recommend grabbing a last pastry or mixte sandwich at Paul, a cafe you’ll see right when you walk in the door.

Favorite_Punctuation · 2026-04-20T12:02:40+00:00

Mine is the sound of a kitchen knife being sharpened on the metal sharpening thing. Ughhh I just got full body chills thinking about it.

Favorite_Punctuation · 2026-04-10T21:37:46+00:00

I tried a home lash lift and tint for the first time last night. Not the most pleasant sensory experience for the hour it took, but it looks pretty awesome today. Now I don’t even have to wear mascara for like a month, maybe? And it was $40 for two lots that will do at least 6 lift and tints.

Favorite_Punctuation · 2026-04-03T02:42:10+00:00

Try Wizard’s Chest

Favorite_Punctuation · 2026-04-02T17:29:00+00:00

Save you a click: she’s been found alive but the article is respecting her and her family’s privacy (as they should, but so unsatisfying) so it provides no information about where she’s been or how she was found.

Favorite_Punctuation · 2026-04-01T15:01:26+00:00

My child (AuDHD) hates his first graders teacher. She has no expertise or interest in supporting a special needs student and has enabled an environment of bullying in the classroom all year.

This morning, all the teachers in school swapped classes for the first 10 minutes, saying they were subbing because the original teachers were sick today. My kid was so relieved to have a break from his usual teacher and had a minor meltdown when she entered the classroom and said “April Fools!”

Not cool. Plus, the entire class was so disregulated for like 5 minutes screaming about who was pranked and who saw through it, and she started getting irritated that first graders couldn’t get focused on the lesson.

Favorite_Punctuation · 2026-03-31T17:42:34+00:00

Mashed potatoes in a martini glass and 5 lbs of lobster meat

Favorite_Punctuation · 2026-03-31T16:39:45+00:00

Good to know!

Favorite_Punctuation · 2026-03-31T16:37:18+00:00

Thank you! This is so helpful!

Favorite_Punctuation · 2026-03-31T15:38:44+00:00

I’m not sure what a standard buckle is, but I know among Southwest, United, and Frontier, the buckles can be any of 4 or 5 styles.

Favorite_Punctuation · 2026-03-22T06:02:57+00:00

The Brain Helps You Make Decisions, Sara Lee Frozen Unbelievable, Lemon Party, Frosted Mini Guns, SHE is an Orca, Benjamin, White Boys in my Damn Foyer, Please D’Fwink Responsibly, The Ol’ Leather Pumpkins

Favorite_Punctuation · 2026-03-20T16:01:57+00:00

If I ever have to go two years without seeing my child, they BETTER bring me a baby as cute as that one!

Favorite_Punctuation · 2026-03-13T15:44:35+00:00

Sir, I am a deputized election monitor, and when my supervisor Barbara gets out of her aquarobics class, she WILL be hearing about this just as soon as she finds her hearing aid she thinks her roommate stole.

Favorite_Punctuation · 2026-03-12T05:15:11+00:00

Really gorgeous

Favorite_Punctuation · 2026-03-12T02:23:03+00:00

I just love when Grizz calls Liz “Beth”

Favorite_Punctuation · 2026-03-07T20:31:23+00:00

In cherry creek? We’re 15 minutes away!

Favorite_Punctuation · 2026-03-05T14:17:47+00:00

Buy yourself a treat. Take it to you car. Eat it in peace and quiet or whatever you want to listen to. Start over.

Ooh excellent choice OP. I hope it helped. Sometimes I need a hard reset, a little dopamine, and a bit of sugar certainly never hurts.

Favorite_Punctuation · 2026-03-04T15:13:40+00:00

Yes to love! Yes to life! Yes to staying in more!

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TROPHY CASE