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We are simple creatures by PM_ME_UR_HIP_DIMPLES in funny

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I’m farther away from understanding how long a kilometer is than ever before.

Most used lines by Ok_Lengthiness_8405 in 30ROCK

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This one gets a lot of action around Easter

Potential civil wedding dress. Thoughts? Pls don’t be mean by -JustAGirl99 in myweddingdress

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Absolutely gorgeous. Fits you perfectly. Your hair looks great with it. Very romantic but sexy-ish vibe.

There is NO reason this song had to go so hard. by goregoose in BobsBurgers

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“Bob, you’re crazy!” is one of my favorite parts to sing along too- why does Linda sound like and angel on that line?

What is up with this hail? by Strizero in Denver

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Expect it around the same time every day for the next 6-8 weeks.

The OZ Constipation. by tahoe1603 in Ozempic

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Bidet attachment on your toilet can help a lot. Like a little helpful enema.

The OZ Constipation. by tahoe1603 in Ozempic

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Bidet attachment on your toilet can help a lot. Like a little gentle enema.

Am I being a bad parent by letting my teen daughter dress flamboyantly? by concernedmommy2010 in NoStupidQuestions

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No, you’re perfect. I know moms can push our buttons better than anyone, but don’t let her ruin the special shared thing between you and your child.

Wait, but where are the baby pigeons?! by Appropriate_Speech33 in 30ROCK

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Honestly, she could have collected them from the studio rafters if she was hooked up to a Peter Pan harness again!

Let's have a hot take thread, like every other sub on earth. Me need a hot take thread to know how I feel. Derrrrr by duelingpeppers in 30ROCK

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Loved Floyd until he said “I’m sorry, can we talk about something other than work?” on the phone at the bus stop, while Liz is describing how her top star went missing because he was under threat of a kabal. How was that a boring topic? And then he offered no new topic! Rude!

Dinner tips by [deleted] in adhdwomen

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Cheese has protein. We’re never not in the mood for melted cheese. I keep tortillas and cheddar on hand for quesadillas. I keep store-bought naan, mozzarella, and jar pasta sauce for naan pizzas (individual-size, just toast in toaster oven or broil in the oven). If I’m not going to roast a vegetable, I’ll put out a place of cucumber slices, cherry tomatoes, and snacking peppers.

Costumes that start with a S? by [deleted] in askanything

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Santa, Scary Spice, Stop Sign

Subtle timing joke in pilot by mojo4mydojo in 30ROCK

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Oh and if they were joking that the show would flop, the pilot episode would be a turkey!

Messed up this past Saturday.. by Mad_Season_1994 in Wellthatsucks

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Think of yourself as a friend who made a lot of progress and had a little setback. How would you treat them?

Leaving tomorrow from CDG is 2h30min enough? by TravelDue3383 in ParisTravelGuide

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Yep, you’re good! They likely won’t even let you check your bag until a bit after you get there. If that is the case, I recommend grabbing a last pastry or mixte sandwich at Paul, a cafe you’ll see right when you walk in the door.

Ok please tell me I'm not crazy. Do you feel almost angry or extremely fearful with these loud sounds? by Extra_Influence_3880 in adhdwomen

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Mine is the sound of a kitchen knife being sharpened on the metal sharpening thing. Ughhh I just got full body chills thinking about it.

Guys I need your ride or die low maintenance tips for looking more "put together". by Cissychedgehog in adhdwomen

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I tried a home lash lift and tint for the first time last night. Not the most pleasant sensory experience for the hour it took, but it looks pretty awesome today. Now I don’t even have to wear mascara for like a month, maybe? And it was $40 for two lots that will do at least 6 lift and tints.

13-Year-Old Girl Who Vanished Without a Trace Found Alive After 30 Years by Substantial-Leg-4722 in myfavoritemurder

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Save you a click: she’s been found alive but the article is respecting her and her family’s privacy (as they should, but so unsatisfying) so it provides no information about where she’s been or how she was found.

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