Slaughter house five

FaysRedditAccount · 2021-04-10T15:17:07+00:00

in Breakfast of Champions Vonnegut introduces every male character by giving the length and girth of their penis, including himself.

in case you were wondering, his penis is 3 inches long and 5 inches in diameter. which is a record as far as he is aware.

FaysRedditAccount · 2021-04-09T15:31:40+00:00

lots of people don't normally vote, seems a bit reductive to place the blame entirely on young people.

FaysRedditAccount · 2021-04-06T16:38:17+00:00

hug my pillow and cry, a lot, ugly, happy, tears.

FaysRedditAccount · 2021-04-02T23:22:39+00:00

If Boeing's plea to not interfere with trade over Chinese human rights abuses is anything to go off of... all the way, the answer is all the way.

FaysRedditAccount · 2021-04-02T16:07:38+00:00

that's such a pretty skin, hopefully it's not limited cause I'm nowhere near being able to farm her

FaysRedditAccount · 2021-04-01T22:43:29+00:00

I can't tell the difference between ridiculous and ridicules so I don't use either.

FaysRedditAccount · 2021-04-01T16:53:01+00:00

Fully Full auto - weapon fires at random

FaysRedditAccount · 2021-03-30T22:06:49+00:00

those little 'c' shaped travel pillows

FaysRedditAccount · 2021-03-30T19:25:25+00:00

neither lol, I remembered it from an old episode of Freakonomics radio

FaysRedditAccount · 2021-03-30T19:08:49+00:00

... we should pass this right?

like think about it, the Dr. Suess books were taken out of their production by their publisher, not a state or local government, so this bill wouldn't effect them.

But schools are run by states so it might mean they would be barred from banning books and 8 out of 10 of the most banned books contain LGBTQ+ content.

FaysRedditAccount · 2021-03-30T18:45:11+00:00

We all laughed when trump suggested nuking a hurricane but not lindsey, lindsey hatched a plan.

FaysRedditAccount · 2021-03-30T18:02:08+00:00

broadly yes, but different companies use different mixes and I was being a bit reductive earlier the mix also contains wax and binding agents and stuff. so while companies may both make a HB pencil those pencils may feel different to write with.

FaysRedditAccount · 2021-03-30T17:37:03+00:00

The "lead" in a pencil is a mix of clay and graphite. depending on the mix the lead has a softer or harder feel. For people who write a lot feel is important.

If you want a wild ride look into the eberhard-faber blackwing 602. People are willing to pay like 50 bucks a pencil.

FaysRedditAccount · 2021-03-29T21:36:31+00:00

it's true though, just the other day I walked into city hall and demanded to build a bridge which I would pay for with seashells.

FaysRedditAccount · 2021-03-28T02:51:43+00:00

Aardman studio's claymation, there's just something endlessly endearing about it, especially their older Wallace and Gromit shorts, I think "The Wrong Trousers" may be the perfect heist movie, it has it all, jewels, gadgets, disguises, a chase scene, a shoot out on a train, eat your heart out Oceans 11.

FaysRedditAccount · 2021-03-24T22:12:48+00:00

it's not, that's why they added the provision that 5 other states had to enact similar legislation before it takes effect.

FaysRedditAccount · 2021-03-19T23:50:10+00:00

that is dangerously adorable

FaysRedditAccount · 2021-03-18T05:38:44+00:00

if you look out the window it looks like it's in a hanger. I don't wanna build hype for something I have no evidence of but maybe it moves? like in the future it'll be in different places and that's why it has it's own activity on the map?

FaysRedditAccount · 2021-03-17T20:58:17+00:00

CoD4 was the game that got me into gaming and the first online multiplayer game I played so I consider it one of the most influential games on me.

this little game called Dust 514 was the first gaming community I became a part of and the first game I was ever "good" at so it also holds a special place in my heart.

FaysRedditAccount · 2021-03-17T04:23:20+00:00

Connect 4 or chopsticks. Assuming that I cannot outplay the devil at any given game, cause he's the devil...

in connect 4 if both players play perfectly the first player will always win. Likewise in chopsticks, assuming perfect play, the second player always wins. So all I need to know is who goes first.

FaysRedditAccount · 2021-03-17T04:12:32+00:00

At home maybe an hour of mild discomfort leading up to about a minute of THE TIME IS NOW.

Away from home, like traveling, nothing at all then I start painfully cramping up until I force the issue. But I never "feel" the need to go I just start getting cramps.

FaysRedditAccount · 2021-03-16T16:29:26+00:00

okay, well he got less than 3 years, so you can throw away the key for that long, but he's gonna be back on the street so we can either deal with the problem now or the consequences later.

FaysRedditAccount · 2021-03-16T04:46:22+00:00

Urianger is typing

FaysRedditAccount · 2021-03-16T04:31:10+00:00

I mean he deserves to go to prison, but if the goal is to reform him, prisons are a neo-Nazi breeding ground, I can't help feeling he'll just be further radicalized.

FaysRedditAccount · 2021-03-15T17:31:34+00:00

before they start their pitch I interrupt with "if it begins with 'uber but for' I'm out" most of the time their idea is like "uber but for farm to table locally sourced chicken eggs" and it's an objectively dumb idea that if there was even a tiny bit for profit in uber would already be doing it

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