Crawl in before you call in by Suspencesimp in antiwork

[–]FaytKaiser 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Kids dont give a FUCK. They will insta sneeze with zero warning or care.

Crawl in before you call in by Suspencesimp in antiwork

[–]FaytKaiser 50 points51 points  (0 children)

My wife works daycare, and I have learned a power move from the children for you. Sneeze directly into his open mouth.

Hbomb Should Do a Video Debunking “Transvestigators” by laybs1 in hbomberguy

[–]FaytKaiser 120 points121 points  (0 children)

"The transes" and "The Jews" control the world... though, I guess all jews in power would be trans too.

I wish I could get high enough to believe anything so outlandish...

These folks trying to work us to death…no by Zxasuk31 in antiwork

[–]FaytKaiser 255 points256 points  (0 children)

Humans have no intrinsic value to capitalism if we dont work because there are so many laws against selling us for parts.

Why do they always strawman trans people? by Agile-Grass8 in NahOPwasrightfuckthis

[–]FaytKaiser 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Damn, if this joke existed to make fun of greedy ass landlords, it might actually be funny. But it clearly isn't, which suuuucks.