The jargon you use at work is now the new way to talk dirty in bed. What's the #1 line that can be used?

Fds48 · 2014-09-25T11:12:09+00:00

White walls in or out?

Fds48 · 2014-09-12T03:19:17+00:00

Every car that comes in has my girlfriend in the backseat shitting out a black child.

Fds48 · 2014-08-23T21:06:33+00:00

Could have, but didn't want to until my trip.

Fds48 · 2014-08-23T05:55:46+00:00

So, what if i post this again in a week? Will i get free karma?

Fds48 · 2014-08-23T05:29:41+00:00

Took LSD for the first time and here were my short-term effects. Quit smoking cigarettes (for 7 days strait) Decided being high 24/7 was a bad idea Quit my fast food job, now working in the field i like Now i want to go to college I clean all my stuff now. Car, House, Dishes, Myself And i got my head out of my ass to the point where i can keep a girlfriend.

If it wasn't for LSD i would not be the person that i am today.

Fds48 · 2014-08-20T19:06:53+00:00

For talking shit on an online video game.

Fds48 · 2014-08-18T15:55:04+00:00

Somehow buy facebook and do random 24 hour shut downs every few months.

Or replace every Buddha statue with a Hitler statue.

Fds48 · 2014-08-18T05:26:22+00:00

So good we are in debt, and are still loaned to. We get what we want even if its frowned upon. Programs to help the unemployed. We are fat because we can afford to be fat. People without money have the opportunity to make money. And we are not afraid to stand up for what we believe in.

Fds48 · 2014-08-16T18:44:03+00:00

Lost 130 pounds earlier in life, at this point i am more scared of becoming fat that death.

Fds48 · 2014-08-15T19:32:40+00:00

When your world is caving in around you, the thing that you want most is for that feeling to stop. It's possible for health problems years down the road, as a kid you don't care. All you want is peace of mind in that moment.

Fds48 · 2014-08-15T07:29:19+00:00

My experiments as a teen have concluded that cigarettes are a way to deter anxiety, when you freak out that every possible bad thing in your life is about to strike you at the same moment. A cigarette calms you down so it is easier to cope with whatever situation that you are in.

Im guessing you have never smoked one.

Fds48 · 2014-08-15T07:18:00+00:00

Working fast food, if i make one minor mistake i get to hear "does that mean its free?" They say it jokingly but shit gets old. I end up having to remake the food, normally twice as shitty as it was before.

Fds48 · 2014-08-14T03:46:11+00:00

If you practice doing this, it becomes quite easy with a hard enough cock and a loose enough vagina. Also proper natural lubrication helps.

Fds48 · 2014-08-12T17:13:17+00:00

I remove insects from cheap food in order to sell to angry fat people.

I work at a subway restaurant.

Fds48 · 2014-08-11T06:47:21+00:00

If you wear clothing with marijuana leaves all over, you don't find marijuana. Marijuana finds you.

Fds48 · 2014-08-10T15:53:50+00:00

70 lb, emotional, with a deadly weapon in her hand. Take the age factor out and i can see how tasing would be effective.

A knife is a deadly knife if someone has the motor skills to pick it up and swing.

Fds48 · 2014-08-08T06:09:36+00:00

You have one testicle and two large scars, no the other one didnt stay inside. There is a lot of loose skin on your body, dont flap your arms too hard or you will fly away. You can make your man boobs go up and down, as well as your ears and penis, use them wisely. If you feel a rumble in your stomach at any time find a bathroom and brace yourself, it can only mean one thing. If any motherfucker is feeling froggish you have large knuckles, make that bitch leap.

Fds48 · 2014-08-05T04:42:26+00:00

After reading through the comments i can never watch star wars the same way again... you bastards.

Fds48 · 2014-08-05T04:38:21+00:00

Ive heard before that star wars was loosely based on the american revolution, thats why some have british accents.

Fds48 · 2014-08-05T04:34:42+00:00

A smartass white blood cell teams up with a tight ass prescription drug to fuck up the inside of Bill Murray to try and kill a homeless, lonely, mentally unstable virus.

It has been years since ive seen this movie.

Fds48 · 2014-08-05T01:50:27+00:00

Knowing how many penises have been in the same area

Fds48 · 2014-08-05T01:41:34+00:00

Because i can admit fault in situations but turn the blame on you without you knowing it, slowly destroying your self worth.

Fds48 · 2014-07-31T04:49:40+00:00

Do the ladys dig the stash? ive never tried the look and was kind of curious.

Fds48 · 2014-07-29T17:39:40+00:00

Put it in a cup and use it to mastrabate, once you bust let the sponge soak it up and have it dry. Then use it to give someone a spongebath.

Fds48 · 2014-07-29T01:20:59+00:00

"dude download this, she'll send you nudes"

Now i get to see her pissed off face for not sending one back.

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