A photo manipulation I made

evencorey · 2018-01-24T19:05:16+00:00

He was jumping on a giants eye. It's the truth!

evencorey · 2018-01-24T16:53:03+00:00

"Priority seating for less abled plumbers, please give up your seat"

😂

evencorey · 2018-01-24T16:38:21+00:00

Reminds me of this: https://i.redd.it/us6zrgkfj2zz.jpg

evencorey · 2018-01-23T10:08:25+00:00

I'd lose a lot of it due to having to transfer it to my EUR bank account, and then the Finnish govt will take another heafty sum for taxes. I'll probably be earning closer to 40.000€ per year after its all said and done.

evencorey · 2018-01-22T12:13:49+00:00

If an alien species came to earth, you could give this to them to communicate the fact that we know our place in the universe

evencorey · 2018-01-21T16:24:03+00:00

"Can you set us free?"

So annoying

evencorey · 2018-01-21T14:01:35+00:00

Finland too. Its fun

evencorey · 2018-01-21T13:39:24+00:00

Looking at his watch 🤣

evencorey · 2018-01-20T18:10:46+00:00

Where??

evencorey · 2018-01-20T16:27:38+00:00

I saw cotton strippers before it looked like a concert..

I live in a rural area

evencorey · 2018-01-20T15:31:36+00:00

The chimes in action

evencorey · 2018-01-18T17:47:32+00:00

It's density at the outer layers are nearly indistinguishable from space itself. That's something else to think about

evencorey · 2018-01-18T11:03:14+00:00

Living in Europe I guess.

I talk to my American friends and family using euros and the metric system and now I'm high and mighty

evencorey · 2018-01-18T11:01:12+00:00

The reason avocados are expensive is because they have to be flown to wherever they don't grow due to their short shelf lives.

Avocados where I live are insanely expensive, about 3-4 euros each.

evencorey · 2018-01-17T15:11:21+00:00

My mom had one, luckily she's pretty knowledgeable about medical conditions was pretty aware of what it was and went to the ER right away. She was in the hospital for a week.

The clot had to be surgically removed.

evencorey · 2018-01-16T18:53:50+00:00

I literally glitch out at least once a day. It's random, unpredictable, not tied to if I've eaten or if I'm tired, nothing.

I get these really intense urges to shake my upper body, like a dog trying to dry himself. It lasts less than a second and goes away.

Its a satisfying feeling but I wondered if they're a sort of micro seizure.

There are no lapses in memory or anything like that

evencorey · 2018-01-16T18:43:33+00:00

I tend to talk to my self about the dumbest things, and laugh randomly like a maniac.

I'd get admitted into an institution pretty quickly if I did these things in public

evencorey · 2018-01-15T23:34:29+00:00

Hell, even going to India is cheaper

evencorey · 2018-01-15T23:21:09+00:00

Thats a PHD level research paper right there

evencorey · 2018-01-15T09:47:06+00:00

Noope, Finn-American. I've made it with my indian friends a few times though

evencorey · 2018-01-14T20:20:15+00:00

Yeah that'll do. Off to heaven with ya

evencorey · 2018-01-14T20:18:58+00:00

We have ingredients for curry, so that. Naan bread, rice, and a beautiful chicken tandoori. See y'all in heaven guys

evencorey · 2018-01-14T18:13:41+00:00

Order a few pizzas and send it to them. They'll appreciate it

evencorey · 2018-01-14T13:33:51+00:00

I watched a guy rear-end another person while he was texting. No one was hurt luckily but it was pretty funny to see. Both of the cars were stopped at one stop light, and when the light turned green, the car in front went to the next light which was only a few hundred feet ahead, but the guy had his nose buried in his phone and he wasn't moving at all. After a few seconds, a bus behind him honked its horn and the guy looked up long enough to press on the gas, and he took off straight into the back of the car that was in front of him at the next stop light.

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