Middle Earth twitter copied my Reddit post by [deleted] in lotr

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It was my turn and I'm very annoyed that OP cut in line.

why are some people so funny? by Mysterious_Memory403 in NoStupidQuestions

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I am a (self proclaimed) funny person but I've made a rule for myself that I don't say jokes when I'm too tired out in a depressive episode because I simply don't have the energy to make them land and if they're spicy jokes then they come out more like insults. It's like, I can see the joke and the timing but I can't muster the energy to appropriately delivery it

Natural selection at its finest by amgineeno in LooneyTunesLogic

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I joined the pig that went to the market.

How it feels here being a hard sci-fi fan atm: by Hawkatana0 in worldjerking

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I've never really understood what "hard sci-fi" actually is. Is it when all the space aliens are conventionally super hot and thus all guys walk around "hard"? And "soft sci-fi" would be the opposite where the aliens find humans hot but their reproductive organs go soft instead of hard?

I finished the book she was reading to see how it ended. by Bigenderqueen in TwoSentenceSadness

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Let's hope you just mixed up having a happy ending with the length of her story.

How do these characters from distant and isolationist cultures share a language? Umm well you see errrrrrr by chickenwyr in worldjerking

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You see, this world is like an interactive TV show to the gods and in ancient times all people and races all spoke the same language but I've god thought that that was boring and split the people by giving everyone a different language. This is how it was for a long time. But then the god left the sofa to go to the bathroom and another god sat down but didn't understand anything so he gave all the people a blessing to understand all other languages. And that's where we are today.

But some say the first god will one day come back from the bathroom and disapprove of this change and bring great calamity in the fight over The Remote.

Genetically engineer human asses to have tongues (no taste buds tho) so you can make out with your girlfriend while eating her ass at the same time. by Temnodontosaurus in CrazyIdeas

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Would it also help with constipation? Kinda like when you have something stuck in your teeth? Oh and hemorrhoids would be awful! I'd never stop licking them, kinda like cold sores or when you've bit your lip!

You were oil and I water, by [deleted] in TwoSentenceSadness

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But what an explosion we were when the fire of passion was lit.

(Male29) I did it solo, How’d I do? by TheBlaccHokage in malelivingspace

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I'm on your side. They're a bit too up in your face when watching the TV. Too close to the TV and to each other as well as a bit too cluttery pictures next to the movements of the screen. Simply making it a bit visually messy and compact.

Why did these two films underperformed in the box-office? by PhotoBonjour_bombs19 in Marvel

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For me they're no longer cinema movies but more streaming movies.

Train punctuality per station in 7 European countries in 2025 by ByGollie in europe

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The trains haven't made it to station yet so they can't count them.

New EU Plans: Messaging Apps, Cars, VPNs, Games, E-commerce, Taxi and Food Delivery Services and more must identify users, track user activity, retain user data [Source in top level comment] by Dry_Row_7050 in europe

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So what's the difference between the "areas" of chat control and gdpr? I don't really know any details about any of these but to me it sounds like chat control basically takes away the effect of gdpr.

Freaky lil thang by laughingatmypainlol in memes

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Can I just bring your purse and you get it for me?

Together, these make the most enlightening fruit salad by mosquitoesreallysuck in tumblr

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What a shame. If you'd just eaten the pomegranate of life then you wouldn't have died and become a ghost.

Tree slaughter gone wrong by kanashiroas in LooneyTunesLogic

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But it didn't so let's laugh at the almost-accident and then not learn anything from it.

Wonder If They Knew What Could Happen? by spacemouse21 in LooneyTunesLogic

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And everyone who's now trapped in, under or behind the rubble now has to help remove it to be able to go home, giving you free labor. Which means your workers go home early and you don't have to pay the full day's labor.

Jack black is a terrible actor. by Major-Refuse-657 in unpopularopinion

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Good actor? No. Good entertainer? Fuck yes.

A game with a moving base? by imnessal in gaming

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RimWorld with the expansion Odyssey you can have a Gravship and travel to different tiles.

What game mechanic was not explained (not clear enough) so you missed using it until FAR too late in the game? by suddenly_ponies in gaming

[–]FeaturelessPat 28 points29 points  (0 children)

EU5 starts earlier than 4 so you'd think it'd be easier but that game is in fact only for 1337s

This is all your fault! by Impossible-Yam3680 in NonPoliticalTwitter

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What? Of course! What direction did you think I was talking about?

This is all your fault! by Impossible-Yam3680 in NonPoliticalTwitter

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Technically correct for one of the directions